It's story time boys and girls. Sit down around the ole Totse fire and listion to my tale of woe and blue balls.

A few years back I worked with this girl. She used to come onto me pretty strong. Catching me in the hallway and dry humping me wasnt uncommon. So I did what any red blooded male would do, I tried to get with her. Now at the time I was a scrub. Long hair, shaggy side burns ect ect. I go over to her place and give her a rub down. You know, to guage how far along I am. All signs are a go. I didnt want to push things so I crash out on her couch. She comes in the room and asks me if I want to come to bed with her. I think, score im in like flynn. We go back to her room and the lights go out. I start the game and she rolls over and says shes tired. BING BONG BANG nights over and I have a set of blue balls and a massive case of confusion and rage.

After that I didnt talk to her and she moved. Years go by and she find me on myspace. (yes im slightly ashamed I have a myspace account)

Shes acting super nice and flirty with me. I know why. Since I started kickboxing, i've lost a lot of weight and put on a lot of muscle. Clean shaven and cut im no longer a scrub.

Now I ask you, males of totse. Would you get with a girl who burned you years before? Or would you let your pride overide your sex drive like im currently doing?

simple..kill two birds w/ one stone.

by that I mean, fuck her brains out...but make it rough, you know, for revenge's sake.

I need to fap, post your myspace account please.

Uh, well, talk to her lol

Just be like 'Sssooo, that one night, what was up with that?' after that, feeling's all gone

Fuck her rough, for revenge sake, then be like gtfo of my apartment

Hmm. That seems like id be giving in, at least a little. I may just do to her what she did to me. A plan is forming...

Dick Whip this bitch then act like eh Ive had better.

However be for warned she will most likely get all clingy.

So to get he off you dick tell her you want to fuck her and her friend at the same time.

If she goes for it, DUDE you did your job well.

If not oh well, you still got what you wanted.

Sorry girls I know this is raw as it gets. And I would not advocate such behavior If the bitch had not been such a tease.