So whats the best way, or line to say or do when your just with your friends, say at the mall and you see a chick and her friends at another table or something. Im not a complete idiot, just 1/2 an idiot. Some seroius answers would be cool, but humor is a great thing i find on totse. BTW im 15 years old

LIsten up son.. Im gonna tell you how it is.

YOU: Hi

Her:Hi?

YOU: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: Huh? no...how much?

YOU: Enough to break the ice! "Hi im ----"



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quote:Originally posted by Relax-Tonight:

LIsten up son.. Im gonna tell you how it is.

YOU: Hi

Her:Hi?

YOU: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: Huh? no...how much?

YOU: Enough to break the ice! "Hi im ----"



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that is most certainly a good one

"do you know how to make lasagne?" is the best ice-breaker I've ever used

quote:Originally posted by frinkmakesyouthink:

"do you know how to make lasagne?" is the best ice-breaker I've ever used

werd

You: Hey do you know what virgins have for breakfast?

Her: No

You: HELLO!!

you my friend are genius!

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

You: Hey do you know what virgins have for breakfast?

Her: No

You: HELLO!!



-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by Relax-Tonight:

LIsten up son.. Im gonna tell you how it is.

YOU: Hi

Her:Hi?

YOU: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: Huh? no...how much?

YOU: Enough to break the ice! "Hi im ----"



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You stole that from Nick Hogan.

Just like I did.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

You: Hey do you know what virgins have for breakfast?

Her: No

You: HELLO!!



I know its funny, but I just dont get it...

*suprise buttsecks!!*

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



I know its funny, but I just dont get it...

A virgin would know what she had for breakfast. Non Virgin = Easy

"Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet".

Honestly, just go up to her and talk. If you can see shopping bags, such as a music store or something, ask her what she bought, ask her what other music she likes, stuff like that. Say you're supposed to go clothes shopping but you wish you had someone with good taste to go with you.... stuff like that.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

A virgin would know what she had for breakfast. Non Virgin = Easy



Knowing my luck the girl would reply something like cereal.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Knowing my luck the girl would reply something like cereal.

Then you have a 'untouched' on your hands.

...Ask her how she likes her cereal in the morning

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

Then you have a 'untouched' on your hands.

...Ask her how she likes her cereal in the morning

But she wouldn't be having cereal in the morning, because he'd fuck her brains out the night before. So there!

Just whip it out.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

Non Virgin = Easy



Where'd you get that idea?

Ask how she likes her eggs/pancakes/etc. in the morning.

Guaranteed WINNAR

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

You: Hey do you know what virgins have for breakfast?

Her: No

You: HELLO!!

i dont get it can you explain. Is it like the how do you like your eggs? cuz i no that one

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

quote:Hey, does this look like a "Q" to you?

quote:Originally posted by skimask_check:

i dont get it can you explain. Is it like the how do you like your eggs? cuz i no that one

oh ok never mind i figured it out. haha that took wayy to long to get for me.

quote:Originally posted by Wandering:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

The classic.

quote:Originally posted by Wandering:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

or does this chloroform make your lungs irritated?

quote:Originally posted by Relax-Tonight:

LIsten up son.. Im gonna tell you how it is.

YOU: Hi

Her:Hi?

YOU: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: Huh? no...how much?

YOU: Enough to break the ice! "Hi im ----"



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*pulls out pen and paper* Thats a keeper

Tell her you are like lvl99 in WoW.

quote:Originally posted by skimask_check:

or does this chloroform make your lungs irritated?



I was rolling on the floor laughing at that one for like two minutes, shit man that's a classic.

Oh and just for fun I tried the Virgin's breakfast thing on some chick I met at a shemate's party, with the full loud hero 'HEL-lo!'....

got her laughin... And the saying is, if you can make a chick laugh, you can kiss her. +1

I can't believe people ACTUALLY use retarded pickup lines like these.

It makes you look and sound like a total tool.

Big up lines are lame.

Just go up to her and strike up a conversation. Buy her a drink, ask what music she likes, what she studied at school/college, that kind of thing.

A good line is a line you can use to start a conversation with anyone, even old people or guys.

After all, the whole point of a pick up line is to start a fucking conversation.

Just avoid talking about chess, monstertrucks, world of warcraft, rape and NSYNC and you should be fine.

quote:Originally posted by assassinate the president:

Just avoid talking about chess, monstertrucks, world of warcraft, rape and NSYNC and you should be fine.

I always fuck up with the monstertrucks. And is it ok to talk about Backstreet or Hansen?

quote:Originally posted by bodomised:

I can't believe people ACTUALLY use retarded pickup lines like these.

It makes you look and sound like a total tool.

I guess it's all in the delivery.

A pickup line can be lame and suck arse, or it can be lame in a hilarious way. Same as some people can tell a funny story, and some can't.

I still find the best line is "Hi", followed by something she can obviously talk about - like whats in her shopping bags, or what time is the bus coming, or just whatever comes to mind.

Pickup lines can work sometimes, but they have to be in the right place at the right time. And they have to make her laugh...

You: I can have any girl in this bar!

Her: How?

You: Im a rapist.

So, you come here often?

quote:Originally posted by Mojo Savage:



I was rolling on the floor laughing at that one for like two minutes, shit man that's a classic.

Oh and just for fun I tried the Virgin's breakfast thing on some chick I met at a shemate's party, with the full loud hero 'HEL-lo!'....

got her laughin... And the saying is, if you can make a chick laugh, you can kiss her. +1

that is most definite, humor is the #1 tool, that random guys can use on random girls that ISNT illegal (yet)

quote:Originally posted by Drox:

So, you come here often?



No.

Do you know why you suck?

I know some girls say 3 inches isn't much, but I say thats plenty wide enough for any girl.....

quote:Originally posted by Ouster:

ask what she studied at school/college, that kind of thing.

DO NOT ask this unless you are Peter Parker!

quote:Originally posted by skimask_check:

that is most definite, humor is the #1 tool, that random guys can use on random girls that ISNT illegal (yet)

You said it mate. Humor works where any amount of mu'la or even a purple velvet suit won't cut any ice. If she can't laugh, she ain't worth it. Respect.

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Tree:

Tell her you are like lvl99 in WoW.

Then when she tells you the max level is 70

RUN

quote:Originally posted by fishtea:

You: I can have any girl in this bar!

Her: How?

You: Im a rapist.

LOL

quote:Originally posted by graphite:

I always fuck up with the monstertrucks. And is it ok to talk about Backstreet or Hansen?



I dont see why not...

I havent needed to use a line yet, girls seem to pick me up...

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

I havent needed to use a line yet, girls seem to pick me up...

You like the thicker ladies huh?

quote:Originally posted by Markoni:

You like the thicker ladies huh?

Like Arnold Swartzanagger with a snatch

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

Like Arnold Swartzanagger with a snatch

"Hey Boy! Come over here NOW before I fuck you up the arse with my clitorus..."

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

I havent needed to use a line yet, girls seem to pick me up...

and they tie you up too. ;-)

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

"You know, I once started the second page in a thread on Totse" is my favorite pickup line...

quote:Originally posted by fishtea:

You: I can have any girl in this bar!

Her: How?

You: Im a rapist.

Hahahahahahaha classic

lol owned!

you don't need pick up lines. . . you need any kind of alcohol and shooter glasses and you will defiantly pick up chicks

bump

quote:Originally posted by TINYTANKER:

you don't need pick up lines. . . you need any kind of alcohol and shooter glasses and you will defiantly pick up chicks

i loled but chuckeld truthfully