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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-04, 03:21
whitefox whitefox is offline
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Default women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

It's weird, girls will start talking to me, and eventually they'll say something that shows that they think I'm gay. It doesn't happen every time, but it happens often. I don't dress gay, I don't outwardly look gay, or even girly. I guess I just evoke some kind of gayness. Guys don't pick up on it at all, though.I've even made an effort to look out for times that I would look gay, but I haven't noticed anything at all. The only slightly gay thing that I do is sit kind of cross-legged(witch got me a date to home coming, and butsecks from a Russian.). I've asked some of the girls that thought I was gay why they thought I was, and they almost all say that they just assumed it.

What do I do, &T?
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Old 2007-03-04, 03:24
KBH KBH is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

dont ask gay question... only on teh intawebs
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Old 2007-03-04, 03:25
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

S&A
 #4 
Old 2007-03-04, 03:32
Hunter66 Hunter66 is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

This thread is useless without pics.
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Old 2007-03-04, 03:55
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

quote:Originally posted by Hunter66:

This thread is useless without pics.
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Old 2007-03-04, 04:03
Opus Opus is offline
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For once, T3H M4D R3QU3ST F0R P1X actually makes sense. It'll help all of us gauge whether or not you really look homosexual.
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Old 2007-03-04, 04:12
WhyteWydow WhyteWydow is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

Could it be the lisp?
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Old 2007-03-04, 04:18
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

Play on this, say something like "I reckon you could turn me straight."

Honestly, it's apparently one of the most flattering things a guy could say.

Oh and

Fuck the police (And flood control)
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Old 2007-03-04, 04:31
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

quote:Originally posted by whitefox:

butsecks from a Russian.

I think that might be your problem.
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Old 2007-03-04, 04:35
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

quote:Originally posted by MaddMan:

I think that might be your problem.

lawl, beat me to it
 #11 
Old 2007-03-04, 04:44
Ballin Ballin is offline
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maybe you just look gay? do you apppear over groomed or something...?

post a pic , it may help in evaluating your "problem"
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Old 2007-03-04, 05:51
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Play on this, say something like "I reckon you could turn me straight."



It admittedly would be a very big complement.



Maybe you're just too..nice? I mean, straight guys are nice, but if you take the whole listening to her oppinion and caring for her thing too far, she's just going to assume you're gay.

Also, wear more black eyeliner. Oddly enough, people assume you're *not* gay if you wear makeup.
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Old 2007-03-04, 10:45
LostieDrunkard LostieDrunkard is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

quote:Originally posted by WhyteWydow:

Could it be the lisp?

and don't sit with your legs crossed.
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Old 2007-03-04, 11:36
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

The name "whitefox" doesn't inspire confidence.
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Old 2007-03-04, 11:58
Lazarus Lazarus is offline
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one of my female friends used to be certain I was gay. I think it was because I was well spoken and dressed relatively smartly, which was unusual for people our age at the time...

really, it doesn't matter unless it's causing you problems. Have any girls actually refused to go out with you or whatever because they thought you were gay?
 #16 
Old 2007-03-04, 12:13
baloo baloo is offline
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Are you mid thirties, single and neat?
 #17 
Old 2007-03-04, 12:17
Mr.J Mr.J is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

The name "whitefox" doesn't inspire confidence.



Good book was whitefox
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Old 2007-03-04, 12:28
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quote:Originally posted by MaddMan:

I think that might be your problem.

lawlz this gave me.
 #19 
Old 2007-03-04, 13:05
thendoftheline thendoftheline is offline
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do you hang with chicks that you have no interest in sexually?.. that may be your problem.. other than that i donno. i think this is likely the case tho.. i wouldnt mind hangin with chicks sometimes because a guy needs that kind of influence.. ive never had this kind of problem tho.. i think ive had girls slander me tho.. but ive never been confronted as a gay.. ive always been pretty open about the kind of interest i have in a girl.. youre probably just a nice guy that enjoys the company of women, even if you dont want to fuck them.. thats all i got..
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Old 2007-03-04, 14:29
Tarnak Tarnak is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Mr.J:

Good book was whitefox

I'm probably the only one who's read that book.

And just to prove the point, the main character (whitefox) looks like a girl on the cover...

so you're gay.
 #21 
Old 2007-03-04, 18:09
smallpox champion smallpox champion is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

Girls think I'm asexual, which is pretty bad.
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Old 2007-03-04, 18:22
stumblemonkey stumblemonkey is offline
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we're probably not going to be able to help you if you don't respond at all to your own thread.
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Old 2007-03-04, 18:26
73h_1337_4p741N 73h_1337_4p741N is offline
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quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

Girls think I'm asexual, which is pretty bad.

You just gave me good lawlz. Both the name and the post. I am going to stalk you and shit in your bread.
 #24 
Old 2007-03-04, 19:41
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quote:Originally posted by baloo:

Are you mid thirties, single and neat?

i only clicked this thread to make the seinfeld joke, and you took that from me
 #25 
Old 2007-03-04, 21:04
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

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or

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=330
 #26 
Old 2007-03-04, 21:48
Simplistic Simplistic is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

Post a thread about it in the Sex and Affection forum on totse.com via the Internet.
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Old 2007-03-05, 01:53
m00fire m00fire is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

Ram your cock into her. That should alleviate all doubt.
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Old 2007-03-05, 04:02
doornob_lightbulb doornob_lightbulb is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

The simplest solution is to where a "I hate fags" T-shirt. But then she might think you really are gay, but in denial. Hmm, quite the tricky situation your in. How about you just stop acting/talking like a faggot? That should probably work.

And girls openly say your gay? I would imagine that being awkward. How about you tell them your not gay and ask why they think that. Or just smack a bitch, that should learn em'.
 #29 
Old 2007-03-05, 04:34
BlitzSpade BlitzSpade is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

fap to her infront of her...

oh and stop acting gay...some people do it with gestures and stuff and dont notice it
 #30 
Old 2007-03-05, 04:54
camper velourium camper velourium is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

pix?
 #31 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:01
Punisher1012 Punisher1012 is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

quit acting gay I bet you act all sensitive around those girls, and I that you're also a metrosexual and deny it. stop that and take everyone's else advice and show them that you're not gay. dont tell them, show them.
 #32 
Old 2007-03-05, 12:41
H4NDO H4NDO is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

When you go out, dont smoke menthol cigs and cut back on the vodka mixes, just drink beer.
 #33 
Old 2007-03-05, 12:51
Dark Kaiser II Dark Kaiser II is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

Ninjutsu does that...
 #34 
Old 2007-03-05, 22:01
Miluardo Miluardo is offline
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Default Re: women always think that I'm gay(I need advice)

Weird, guys think I'm gay but girls don't seem to care aha. I'm a bit of a faggot though so I know why. I'd never want to touch a guy though which is probly the reason I'm not gay aha. Plus my girlfriend's amazing I wouldn't trade her.
 
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