Mike Barnes is a real doll - my favorite boy, and so I decided to give him a call on the telephone.

I'd never called his house before. So I went through the phonebook. Five Barnses later and finally I got the right house.

His mom answered, and so in my sweet mother-talking-to voice I said 'Hi, is Mike there'

She replied 'Sure, I'll go get him for you. just a sec.'

So I wait a bit, and a male sounding voice says 'Hey.'

I reply without missing a beat (it was pre-rehearsed) 'Hey Mike! I was just thinking to myself, Gosh Darn That Michael Barnes is a handsome boy! So yeah, I was just wondering what you were doing for the rest of your life!'

His mother Replies 'Umm...He's actually at a basketball tournament right now... May I ask who's calling?

'No.'

and then I got scared and hung up.

unless you are also a guy, don't worry about it. if so, screw the mother to assure her you are hetero. problem solved.

*Yawn*

Best thread of the day.

http://tinyurl.com/2dhcsx

http://tinyurl.com/yumu9c

http://tinyurl.com/25lh6l

So which of these studs did you call?:P (first three results on google image search)

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

http://tinyurl.com/2dhcsx

http://tinyurl.com/yumu9c

http://tinyurl.com/25lh6l

So which of these studs did you call?:P (first three results on google image search)

The cute one.

ah, contestant number one, a fine choice

Contestant number three would deffinately be the winner!

I'd offer some supportive comforting advice but I dont really know what to say without coming across as a patronising fuck. But you kick ass.

Phone again another time, perhaps putting on a slight russian accent.Russian accents are hot.

Ya think his mom never did something similar when she was your age?

Trust me, we've all done it. Getting laid means contact with other people, interacting with other people, which means at some point YOU WILL FUCK UP.

Sure as God wrote your Constitution.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-04-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Ya think his mom never did something similar when she was your age?

Trust me, we've all done it. Getting laid means contact with other people, interacting with other people, which means at some point YOU WILL FUCK UP.

Sure as God wrote your Constitution.



Heh, I'm not too worried about it. Just so long as I don't have to see his mom for a bit.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

http://tinyurl.com/2dhcsx

http://tinyurl.com/yumu9c

http://tinyurl.com/25lh6l

So which of these studs did you call?:P (first three results on google image search)

LMFAO

You know, I read this thread about 10 minutes ago and almost posted a semi-flame because I thought it was crappy and self-indulgent.

BUT

Now, thinking about it, I kind of like the bizarre ur-1960s approach going on here.

"Gosh Darn That Michael Barnes is a handsome boy!"

Including the odd capitalisation this is like a line for some sort of fucked up poem or perhaps comic book. And who says "handsome boy" anymore? I like it. It's self-concious but not ironic.

The only thing that would have made it better, somehow, is if he'd been at a baseball game, not basketball. And maybe some Bradbury-esque details about the house & town.

Yeah.

Edit: I hope you made the call on a rotary-dial telephone.

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little girl you think that was embarrasing?

THAT WAS NOTHING!!!

i called up one of my friends *UNLISTED* house number and her mother picks up and asks

"what is your name"

"how did you get my number"

"what is your purpose for calling"

"how do you know my daughter"

"where do you attend school"

i answer them all and she puts natalie on the phone , natalie said "hello" and then the bitch mother grabs the phone from her and puts it to her ear just as i was saying "so what the fuck is wrong with your mom"

her mother screams HOW DARE YOU CALL MY HOME AND INSULT ME, I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN MY RELATION SHIP WITH MY OWM DAUGHTER, KEEP AWAY FROM MY FAMILY, JUST WAIT UNITLL MY HUSBAND COMES HOME,

NEVER CALL HERE AGIAN,

*CLICK*

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

little girl you think that was embarrasing?

THAT WAS NOTHING!!!

i called up one of my friends *UNLISTED* house number and her mother picks up and asks

"what is your name"

"how did you get my number"

"what is your purpose for calling"

"how do you know my daughter"

"where do you attend school"

i answer them all and she puts natalie on the phone , natalie said "hello" and then the bitch mother grabs the phone from her and puts it to her ear just as i was saying "so what the fuck is wrong with your mom"

her mother screams HOW DARE YOU CALL MY HOME AND INSULT ME, I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN MY RELATION SHIP WITH MY OWM DAUGHTER, KEEP AWAY FROM MY FAMILY, JUST WAIT UNITLL MY HUSBAND COMES HOME,

NEVER CALL HERE AGIAN,

*CLICK*



Whoah, i would not want to go through that every time i call a girl.

Whoa! Nice ma...too bad you didn't have a sister who could call her & hand youse the phone.

Kirk you remind me of someone I know. She's a big hoe though, but she's cool.

The cool ones are always sluts. Shiiit!