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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-03, 16:48
BlasphemousExistentialist BlasphemousExistentialist is offline
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Default "I got the hook up"...

My boyfriend's penis curves downwards but not too severely. His friends all make fun of him calling him "hook".

(it is pretty funny, I'm not gonna lie.)

The sex is still amazing.

Just felt like posting this.

You may flame and/or laugh.
 #2 
Old 2007-03-03, 16:49
LD-50 LD-50 is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

BOOSH
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Old 2007-03-03, 20:12
Khepri Khepri is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

I require a picture.
 #4 
Old 2007-03-03, 20:24
Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

I would be more curious about how his friends know how his penis looks like erect.
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Old 2007-03-03, 21:03
Bazzle Bazzle is offline
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quote:Originally posted by LD-50:

BOOSH

Boosh?
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Old 2007-03-03, 21:34
darksidez4 darksidez4 is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

quote:Originally posted by Tommy Lund:

I would be more curious about how his friends know how his penis looks like erect.
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Old 2007-03-03, 22:46
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This is outrageous...my penis curves up!

I challenge your boyfriend to a cockfight
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Old 2007-03-04, 02:10
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

This is outrageous...my penis curves up!

I challenge your boyfriend to a cockfight

No! You must never cross sabers!
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Old 2007-03-04, 03:10
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

This is outrageous...my penis curves up!

I challenge your boyfriend to a cockfight

Dude think about it, he can hit your balls easier because it doesn't aim too high!
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Old 2007-03-04, 04:06
ZAMN ZAMN is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

Quote:
Originally Posted by darksidez4
quote:Originally posted by Tommy Lund:

I would be more curious about how his friends know how his penis looks like erect.
 #11 
Old 2007-03-04, 04:47
PossesedSmurf PossesedSmurf is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

quote:Originally posted by Tommy Lund:

I would be more curious about how his friends know how his penis looks like erect.
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Old 2007-03-04, 15:22
BlasphemousExistentialist BlasphemousExistentialist is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

Well apparently he and his friends have conversations about their penises and such.

He just made the mistake of telling them that. Now the whole school knows and makes fun of him.



[This message has been edited by BlasphemousExistentialist (edited 03-04-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-04, 16:32
Ballin Ballin is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

it seems you have the "hook-down"...wtf kinda shit is that... get his cock away from ur school
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Old 2007-03-04, 17:05
Lazarus Lazarus is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

pwnt
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Old 2007-03-04, 17:48
grungekid grungekid is offline
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Default Re: "I got the hook up"...

Tell everyone it actually makes things better because he can reach sensitive spots or soemthing (doesn't have to be true). In a week people will be saying shit like: "well ya know, mine actually kinda curves down a little bit too."
 
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