I have a bent knob. It was broken when I was younger (I shan't tell the story) I was in a relationship prior to this but since the "accident" have been a bit wary of approaching girls. Is a bent knob an issue ladies?

quote:Originally posted by tehinterwebisteh1337:

(I shan't tell the story)

Yes you shall!



[This message has been edited by Johnny D (edited 03-03-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Johnny D:

Yes you shall!



I agree.

Well, alright. I was shagging my ex-girlfriend - she was on top naturally, and whilst we were going at it I heard an almighty *crack*. Everything looked ok so I left it for a bit but now I notice when I get an erection it skews to the left considerably... Now I have a broken knob.



[This message has been edited by tehinterwebisteh1337 (edited 03-03-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Tommy Lund:

I agree.

Good to see you Tommy. Where've you been?

Oh and OP, did you go to the doc or anything?

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

OP, did you go to the doc or anything?

Went to a doc and he told me he could do fuck all as it was, in his words "bent as fuck"..

I doubt many women would have any problem with it...infact if you're lucky you'll be able to stimulate the parts other men never reach!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I doubt many women would have any problem with it...infact if you're lucky you'll be able to stimulate the parts other men never reach!

yeah that

quote:Originally posted by tehinterwebisteh1337:

Well, alright. I was shagging my ex-girlfriend - she was on top naturally, and whilst we were going at it I heard an almighty *crack*. Everything looked ok so I left it for a bit but now I notice when I get an erection it skews to the left considerably... Now I have a broken knob.



...Right-hander

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I doubt many women would have any problem with it...infact if you're lucky you'll be able to stimulate the parts other men never reach!

Mmmm depends which way its bent?

Still you could always put a little camera on the end and use it to peek round corners.

You might do well to post a pic (both flaccid and erect) and see how the discerning female population of totse react ...assuming you're not under 18 of course *cough*

This is the first time I have ever said this,

This thread is useless without pics.

I for one have no wish to see pics of the angle of his dangle.

bends can actually be really great. like others have said, you can stimulate certain areas that others simply cant. you may have to work on positions to make sure the girls doesn't get hurt, but unless you have like a right angle you'll be fine.

lol, maybe masturbate with your left hand and apply a lil force?

...ew

fix your penis

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

This is the first time I have ever said this,

This thread is useless without pics.

Well, I don't have a digital camera (and if I did I would be a tad apprehensive at poster pics of my todger on the internet). So, the general consensus is that ladies shouldn't find it a problem? It's not really something I can downplay though - Even if I keep quiet about it prior to shagging a girl, I'm reasonably sure they shall notice during...