A woman, on any given day, any given time, could get fucked senseless by dozen guys. Why? Because they are chicks. Why dont they?



Sometimes I just wish I was a girl. Id get gang fucked every damn day. Have their big hard cocks deep inside my wet pussy, while im being gagged by 2 cocks in my mouth, having my nipples nibbled on, and a fat nigger is eating out my sweety asshole. God, just thinking about it makes me just wanne.. UUGGHHH!!

Are you trying to turn us on or complain about your gender confusion?

Either way, fuckin'-A you're right...

Because that's how bitches get the HIV.

As gay as it sounds, he's right..

Yes, girls can fuck a dozen different guys a month, but they'll never be respected by any of them.

And if you were a girl, you wouldn't be thinking about being gagged by 2 cocks in your mouth.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:

Yes, girls can fuck a dozen different guys a month, but they'll never be respected by any of them.

And if you were a girl, you wouldn't be thinking about being gagged by 2 cocks in your mouth.

ORLY? What would I be thinking about then, Sherlock Holmes?

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

ORLY? What would I be thinking about then, Sherlock Holmes?

Being a faggot.

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

ORLY? What would I be thinking about then, Sherlock Holmes?

lmao

I somewhat agree with you...except I wouldn't want two cocks in my mouth. you'd have to have a huge trap to fit that:O

I thought people wouldn't agree with the fat nigger eating out my asshole, but i guess 2 cocks in my mouth are more controversial.

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

I thought people wouldn't agree with the fat nigger eating out my asshole, but i guess 2 cocks in my mouth are more controversial.

You're just on a lolacoaster today

I think I'd rather have a nigger eating my asshole than two cocks in my mouth. I mean honestly I'd accidentally bite them off trying to fit them in.

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

I thought people wouldn't agree with the fat nigger eating out my asshole, but i guess 2 cocks in my mouth are more controversial.

"Two heads are better than one, it's double the pleasure and treble the fun" (some old song)

if i were a girl id be molesting other girls with their natural trust in each other.. sweet..

Oh my god this thread is hilarious.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Because that's how bitches get the HIV.

Exactly. That's why AIDS spreads so damn fast in the gay male community, because when everyone is a guy and has the sex drive of a guy it is ridiculously easy for anyone to get gay sex. Also, this thread is really fucking funny.

quote:Originally posted by Summervolume:

As gay as it sounds, he's right..

quote:Originally posted by thendoftheline:

if i were a girl id be molesting other girls with their natural trust in each other.. sweet..

Dude! I've always thought that! Just like, lure her into my house, and then omg! Not have enough time to take two showers or something and BAM! My hand slips.

quote:Originally posted by Valentine Smith:

Dude! I've always thought that! Just like, lure her into my house, and then omg! Not have enough time to take two showers or something and BAM! My hand slips.



It's not like you could beat off to her or anything though, sadly.

You know, you could get a lot of sex too if you walked outside and held a sign that said "suck for a buck"

quote:Originally posted by baliente:

It's not like you could beat off to her or anything though, sadly.

I could beat her off?

If girls could really get that much ass just for being female...Hot damn, I'd have three cocks in my mouth and two niggers eating out my asshole.

^ You must not be doing something right.

^ Agreed. Not that I'd even want that.

[I did laugh though, in a grossed out kind of way. :P ]

[This message has been edited by oc6 (edited 03-04-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

If girls could really get that much ass just for being female...Hot damn, I'd have three cocks in my mouth and two niggers eating out my asshole.

I bags anus!

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

^ Agreed. Not that I'd even want that.

[I did laugh though, in a grossed out kind of way. :P ]



You are such a sweet little puritan at times, my love! :P

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

You are such a sweet little puritan at times, my love! :P

True. That was one long boat ride too.

quote:Originally posted by thendoftheline:

if i were a girl id be molesting other girls with their natural trust in each other.. sweet..

Girls, knowing they can get laid any time wait and select only the ones they deem worthy.

The "non-slutty" ones put guys through all these series of trials and tribulations, dating get to know each other and wanting to trut the guys before they feel ready to do it with them.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Because that's how bitches get the HIV.

'Nuff said.

But seriously if I was a chick... i'd kill myself. After somewhat raping my female friends ^_^