There's this one bitch that is just craving my cock, but I'm not sure I want to fuck her. That bitch has been passed around and she's not the greatest looker. http://myspace-203.vo.llnwd.net/00940/30/25/940555203_l.jpg

Would you do it?

Looks like STDs are fighting one another to get "some of that".

If shes been past around so much, I don't think I would.

quote:Originally posted by Narcoplectic:

There's this one bitch that is just craving my cock, but I'm not sure I want to fuck her. That bitch has been passed around and she's not the greatest looker. http: //myspace- 203.vo.llnwd.net/00940/30/25/940555203_l.jpg (http: //myspace- 203.vo.lln wd.net/009 40/30/25/9 40555203_l .jpg)

Would you do it?

Let me get this straight, you're after casual sex yet you refuse to sleep with promiscuous girls?

Wake up studly. The only girls who are going to 'crave your cock' will be sluts.

I'd hit it, but then...I'm not known for my standards.

Nah, I don't feel bitches who have been around as much as she has.

ass to mouth...ass to mouth.

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:

ass to mouth...ass to mouth.



lol. I <3 clerks.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I'd hit it, but then...flip her over and hit it from the rear!!.

I'd do it

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Let me get this straight, you're after casual sex yet you refuse to sleep with promiscuous girls?

Wake up studly. The only girls who are going to 'crave your cock' will be sluts.

LOL He speaks the truth. If you want casual sex then you'd be a dipshit to pass this up. Just wrap it before you tap it- mmkay?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



lol. I <3 clerks.

You never go ass to mouth.

*waits for "funny guy" to make comment that he would hit it with a Buick*

hit it now before she becomes even more infested. Theres always penecillan and valtrex.

If I was BORED.

Welll...if you gonna go all 'bad ass'? Better be sure to be down with the wrap? The rubber wrap. Watch yer wallet too? Looks like she might need all the coin she can gather?

For the next bottle/rock...

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

You never go ass to mouth.



In the heat of the moment, sometimes its okay to go ass to mouth.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

*waits for "funny guy" to make comment that he would hit it with a Buick*

I'd hit it... With a BUICK.

quote:Originally posted by blackcat:

I'd hit it... With a BUICK.



how about I'd hit it...if it jumped out of a closet, or with a stick, which is my personal favorite

Dude, you only live once. Fuck as many chicks as possible.

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:



how about I'd hit it...if it jumped out of a closet, or with a stick, which is my personal favorite

I'd hit it...if I wasn't looking where I was going...



Damn, those get old...

Well, if I was in your situation I probably would. But hey, I'm desperate.

fUCk no, i have standards my friend...

i dont even know i'd beat if i was drunk...

dont do it..

OR

if you do, just get sucked up, dont fuck her.. but make sure you are drunk enough until she is fuckable. then later use drunkness as an excuse.

that bitch is like a 5/10

If you want to fuck her, do it properly. Wear a condom, and jizz in her eye whens she's not looking. You're not gonna fuck her again anyway, you might as well do it. It's not like she's going to tell anyone that you jizzed in her eye.

I suggest you cum in her. A whole lot of other people are fucking her, so she has no way to prove it was you. Live to win.

Yearrrgh! I'd not let that wench walk my plank, No ammount of rum would make me sail into that port.

It's weird. Is it just my screen or what?

She doesn't look real bad when looked at with my head on the vertical? Yet...when I turn my head to the right to match her angle?

She looks downright evil...

I've had worse.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

would hit it with a Buick

Then throw it in reverse and hit it again.

But really, no, wouldn't touch that. I've had more than a few chances at that sort of pussy, and trust me, you can get better.

Only with chef's pleasure sack in fine working order.

And six weeks of her vomiting.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

*waits for "funny guy" to make comment that he would hit it with a Buick*

Awww... I was going to say that... you suck.

hit it

you can only catch herpes once

quote:Originally posted by Fascismo:

I suggest you cum in her. A whole lot of other people are fucking her, so she has no way to prove it was you. Live to win.

Just the last sentence there ended up with me having to clean my entire monitor of Coke.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



In the heat of the moment, sometimes its okay to go ass to mouth.

Words to live by, friends.

But yeah, she looks like a whorebag. If you don't mind some STD's, as DrWakiHo said:

quote:Originally posted by DrWakiHo:

hit it

you can only catch herpes once

quote:Originally posted by Toastman:



that bitch is like a 5/10

which equates nicely to your age I guess....

You can't get an std from tit fucking.

i'd hit it...

with a brick in the back of the head.

(and than have my way with it)

quote:Originally posted by Randy:

You can't get an std from tit fucking.

Omfg this man is brilliant! I demand an immediate knighting for this, I didn't even think about tit fucking...

I bet she's fat.

Naaaaarco. (http://ajare.org/?q=gallery&g2_itemId=2009)

Looks a little like you could be related.

EDIT: The more I look, the less it looks. Post a surly picture of you from a 45 degree angle for fair comparison.

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 03-03-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I'd hit it, but then...I'm not known for my standards.

QFT!

Nope. -.-

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I'd hit it, but then...I'm not known for my standards.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

It's weird. Is it just my screen or what?

She doesn't look real bad when looked at with my head on the vertical? Yet...when I turn my head to the right to match her angle?

She looks downright evil...

I guess she looks a little skanky, but not really evil.

Y'all will probably flame me for this...but she's actually kinda cute. But hey, I have a thing for brunettes.

As Dale Earnhardt would say, I'd hit that like a wall.

quote:Originally posted by pyrogeek:

Originally posted by moonmeister:

It's weird. Is it just my screen or what?

She doesn't look real bad when looked at with my head on the vertical? Yet...when I turn my head to the right to match her angle?

She looks downright evil...

I guess she looks a little skanky, but not really evil.

Y'all will probably flame me for this...but she's actually kinda cute. But hey, I have a thing for brunettes.

Have you tried tilting yer head to the right?

quote:

Originally posted by pyrogeek:

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

It's weird. Is it just my screen or what?

She doesn't look real bad when looked at with my head on the vertical? Yet...when I turn my head to the right to match her angle?

She looks downright evil...

I guess she looks a little skanky, but not really evil.

Y'all will probably flame me for this...but she's actually kinda cute. But hey, I have a thing for brunettes.

Have you tried tilting yer head to the right?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but I just don't see it.

Whatever though.

[This message has been edited by pyrogeek (edited 03-04-2007).]

Well...it could just be my LCD screen... They seem to polarize as compared to CRTszszs. Heck maybe that's not her good side. She might even look way better with a frontal pic.

Just wear a jonny.

Wrap it up and it'll be fine.

One to add to the list.

She looks pretty cute. If you're just basing your decision on looks, I don't see why not.

quote:Originally posted by KeanuReeves:

As Dale Earnhardt would say, I'd hit that like a wall.

Dale Earnhardt > You

I'd probably hit it, but just not brag about it.

Skanky girls would probably know a few tricks I haven't tried before. And experience is not always a bad thing.