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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-03-02, 19:38
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I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
Like i'm afraid of taking off my clothes and her being like "Oh what the fuck? gross" and walking away. I'm not wicked fat though I'm 6'0 175. Anything I could do?
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#2
 2007-03-02, 19:43
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
Lose weight.
[This message has been edited by RustyBurrito55 (edited 03-02-2007).]
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#3
 2007-03-02, 19:48
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
hah!
I just talked to my fuckbuddy about having a threesome and specified 'no chubby girls'.
Personally I would lose weight or turn the lights off.
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#4
 2007-03-02, 19:50
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
She isn't going to give a fuck.
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#5
 2007-03-02, 19:53
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
you must have no muscle if you weigh that much.
nerd/loser
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#6
 2007-03-02, 19:55
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
If you've got to the stage with a girl where you are about to have sex, I doubt you being a bit chubby will put them off going any further.
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#7
 2007-03-02, 20:03
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
WTF? 6'0 175 puts your body mass index at 23.7 that's not even overweight let alone obese. You are just bein self-conscious. There are tons of guys with tities three times the size of yours that get pussy no problem and don't think twice about gettin laughed at. Instead of losing weight how about you grow some self-esteem.
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#8
 2007-03-02, 20:09
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by InCasinoOut:
She isn't going to give a fuck.
What you said seems a bit ironic to me. =P
I don't think she'll really care, but if you want to be sure, just stop eating for a few weeks, and exercise like a mofo.
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#9
 2007-03-02, 20:20
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
i assume you have very little muscle weight if u think ur chubby @ that weight
even if it wasnt muscle and just regular... 175 lbs @ 6 feet isnt that bad
so what if u got a lil fluf... its all good
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#10
 2007-03-02, 21:10
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gam3r_with_revenge 
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by Toast:
I'm afraid of taking off my clothes and her being like "Oh what the fuck? gross"
I fucken LOLED!
[This message has been edited by gam3r_with_revenge (edited 03-02-2007).]
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#11
 2007-03-02, 21:42
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by jvm222:
you must have no muscle if you weigh that much.
nerd/loser
Muscle is generally heavier or the same weight as fat. So you FAIL.
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#12
 2007-03-02, 21:44
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by reject:
If you've got to the stage with a girl where you are about to have sex, I doubt you being a bit chubby will put them off going any further.
he's right.
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#13
 2007-03-02, 22:31
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
Dude... Fuck you. Now youre making me feel fucking self conscious. Im 6' and 175 lbs... and i dont think of myself as chubby. I mean im not skinny, but chubby... bitch please.
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#14
 2007-03-02, 22:37
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
I know its hard to believe butmost girls aren't as shallow as you think.
Just because they have more silicon than Pentium it doesn't mean that they judge a man's body with the same level of pyschotic exactitude with which all girls judge their own.
Chances are she don't give a flying fuck about your overhang, your average sized cock or those slight man-boobs you ain't never managed to shift despite countless push-ups.
I am old, bald, flabby and have shit coloured teeth.
Yet I get offered more pussy than the RSPCA ...and I'm talking quality btw.
[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-02-2007).]
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#15
 2007-03-03, 00:14
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by Doublemint:
WTF? 6'0 175 puts your body mass index at 23.7 that's not even overweight let alone obese. You are just bein self-conscious. There are tons of guys with tities three times the size of yours that get pussy no problem and don't think twice about gettin laughed at. Instead of losing weight how about you grow some self-esteem.
HELLMUTHAFUCKINYEA
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#16
 2007-03-03, 00:19
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:
Muscle is generally heavier or the same weight as fat. So you FAIL.
muscle is denser.
he probably means that to be fat at 175, he must be pure fat with little muscle.
duhhh
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#17
 2007-03-03, 00:31
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Ballin 
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
^vouce
-muscle is about three times denser than fat
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#18
 2007-03-03, 00:45
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by Ballin:
^vouce
-muscle is about three times denser than fat
You spelled it wrong, its "vouch"
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#19
 2007-03-03, 01:03
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
I know its hard to believe butmost girls aren't as shallow as you think.
Just because they have more silicon than Pentium it doesn't mean that they judge a man's body with the same level of pyschotic exactitude with which all girls judge their own.
Chances are she don't give a flying fuck about your overhang, your average sized cock or those slight man-boobs you ain't never managed to shift despite countless push-ups.
I am old, bald, flabby and have shit coloured teeth.
Yet I get offered more pussy than the RSPCA ...and I'm talking quality btw.
Good Advice 
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#20
 2007-03-03, 01:43
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
thats pretty much me and im not fat.. turn that shit into muscle.. play some sports be more active.. youre not in a bad range..
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#21
 2007-03-03, 02:03
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by Toast:
Like i'm afraid of taking off my clothes and her being like "Oh what the fuck? gross" and walking away. I'm not wicked fat though I'm 6'0 175. Anything I could do?
you are NOT 6'0.....How tall are you?
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#22
 2007-03-03, 02:08
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by Toast:
Like i'm afraid of taking off my clothes and her being like "Oh what the fuck? gross" and walking away. I'm not wicked fat though I'm 6'0 175. Anything I could do?
uh, start hitting the gym...hard. if you're that tall and weigh only 175, but are chubby, you must have no muscle....
I'm the same height, but I weigh 210. and i'm not chubby...I have a few extra pounds from drinking too much...but I'm pretty muscular, work out like 4 days a week on average and run a lot.
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#23
 2007-03-03, 02:38
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
Dude, if a guy is gonna fuck ya, he already has a pretty good idea of what you will look like naked, and if he still goes for it BEFORE you get naked, don't sweat it.
Besides, who wants some scrawny crackhead bitch? Not a damn thing wrong with a girl with some meat on her bones.
Don't be ashamed of your body. If someone DID do that to you, it just means he's a shallow asshole who you would be better off not knowing in the first place.
And I didn't even bother to read the rest of the posts here, but I already know that most of you guys are dicks, saying mean shit.
EDIT: just realized you were a guy. Lose some weight tubby.
[This message has been edited by stupid noob (edited 03-03-2007).]
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#24
 2007-03-03, 05:08
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gam3r_with_revenge 
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
Just because they have more silicon than Pentium
I am old, bald, flabby and have shit coloured teeth.
Yet I get offered more pussy than the RSPCA ...and I'm talking quality btw.
THis made me lol!
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#25
 2007-03-03, 05:21
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by Doublemint:
WTF? 6'0 175 puts your body mass index at 23.7 that's not even overweight let alone obese. You are just bein self-conscious. There are tons of guys with tities three times the size of yours that get pussy no problem and don't think twice about gettin laughed at. Instead of losing weight how about you grow some self-esteem.
The BMI scale is full of shit.
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#26
 2007-03-03, 05:26
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by Toast:
Like i'm afraid of taking off my clothes and her being like "Oh what the fuck? gross" and walking away. I'm not wicked fat though I'm 6'0 175. Anything I could do?
lol, you sound like a friend of mine...wait a minute, what's your name?
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#27
 2007-03-03, 07:42
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
im a bodybuilder it is one of my hobbies I am assumming that you are a guy. you should not worry too much about it.
I am 6'5" 250 pounds and mostly muscle. i eat about 3500 calories a day. Hey, I used to be 295 pounds and only 6'0", i was a fat fuck, work out and lose some pounds it took four years to get where I am at, but when you lose weight people will notice it and give you compliments which will boost your self esteem, so try it out.
Now I cant keep woman off of me
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#28
 2007-03-03, 07:44
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
To parody
Fat guys deserve love too, but they have to pay for it.
Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood lesbian who doesn't really care what guys look like.
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#29
 2007-03-03, 07:46
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
mang, if your 6' 175 and do 4 sets of 10 push ups and 25 sit ups every day, you'll get toned and look great in 30 days.
So, git crackin'!
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#30
 2007-03-03, 07:53
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:
mang, if your 6' 175 and do 4 sets of 10 push ups and 25 sit ups every day, you'll get toned and look great in 30 days.
So, git crackin'!
So that's definatly not true.
I'm 5'6 and almost 200 pounds. I get pussy! I'm also ridicliously hairy. I probably have a hairier ass then anyone on totse.
But for real, I show that i'm comfortable with my body by doing random shit like taking off my shirt at a party, or while I'm making out with a girl. Nooo big deal bro!
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#31
 2007-03-03, 09:58
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
No. I have to kill myself.
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#32
 2007-03-03, 21:34
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:
uh, start hitting the gym...hard. if you're that tall and weigh only 175, but are chubby, you must have no muscle....
I'm the same height, but I weigh 210. and i'm not chubby...I have a few extra pounds from drinking too much...but I'm pretty muscular, work out like 4 days a week on average and run a lot.
you're not chubby-you're fat. im 6'0 weigh 150, and i am far far far from scrawny. focus on developing lean muscle, it burns 9x as many calories when you're sitting and doing nothing...you get it from running/swimming/ long sets and low repetitions of any weight lifting you do. eat dark breads, lower your calorie intake. you know the spiel. also do pushups, developing your chest will make your waist look smaller....girls drool over a nice chest-waist ratio.
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#33
 2007-03-03, 21:39
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
omg 'more pussy than the RSPCA' - legendary remark
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#34
 2007-03-03, 22:48
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
If you're that paranoid, just fuck her from behind.
Or, don't take your shirt off.
Lift weights, do cardio, blame the rest on bad genetics.
Plus, REMEMBER GUYS!!! Women think ten thousand times worse of themselves than your and her worst combined critique of you.
I mean, when you see someone with clothes on, you know what they'll look like without them on. Except for 3rd degree burns or w/e, scars and shit, but figure this, everyone has a few scars, stretch marks, or flaws of some type. This is real life; not porn.
Honestly, if you're that self consious, just keep your shirt on, unless she takes it off, turn off the lights and pawn it off as "romantic".
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#35
 2007-03-03, 23:07
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
If you're dating a half-decent girl, she won't care. This thought of yours just examplifies the shallowness and morality deprivation the world experiences in this generation. You assume girls only care about looks, but that's only the shallow sluts.
If you have yourself a quality girl, you could look like Metaphysicist for all she cares :P
Edit: By the way, your more than likely not fat and it's all in your head. I am 6'2 and weigh 175, and I'm a fucking twig.
[This message has been edited by WhyteWydow (edited 03-03-2007).]
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#36
 2007-03-04, 01:32
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
Don't worry yourself. Like somebody else said. If she's reached the point to which she wants to sex you, and she's a half decent girl, then it'll all be good.
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#37
 2007-03-04, 01:37
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
That's an ideal weight for your height.
Try working out and just cutting. You are in a good position, don't try to lose weight, just cut.
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#38
 2007-03-04, 01:59
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
be confident and have a few drinks. unless the girl is a total asshole i dont think she will laugh and walk away. is she experienced or not?
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#39
 2007-03-04, 22:40
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Re: I'm afraid to have sex because I'm chubby
Yeah, don't worry about it. I even prefer my men to have a bit of chub on them. I don't like hugging a guy if he feels like a rock.
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