I think that's a promise. I've come to realize that there are some bitches, and they deserve to be made fun of, but generalizing the whole sex is wrong.

Don't care what you say. Yeah, my character is killed. Meh.

But I still like to lust and masturbate!

How often would you say you masturbate? Just out of curiousity

quote:Originally posted by Fidens:

How often would you say you masturbate? Just out of curiousity

Surprisingly not as much as you'd think. Once or twice a month.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Surprisingly not as much as you'd think. Once or twice a month.

This would give me blue balls.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Surprisingly not as much as you'd think. Once or twice a minute.

Well if you're doing it, I might have a stab at being less sexist too.

hrm

I wonder how long I can keep that up for.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

How does paint taste?

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Surprisingly not as much as you'd think. Once or twice a month.

Actually, I would have guessed that you didn't do it much at all. I bet you're really aggressive in the other areas of your life as well - more so than most people.

Sucks what happened to the perverted times and your other website :|

Don't stop with any stories though

quote:Originally posted by mek777:

Sucks what happened to the perverted times and your other website :|

Don't stop with any stories though

I stopped TPT to do BSP, and then BSP got hacked. I will be starting another site up soon, though. Another blog... I guess.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

How does paint taste?

Colorful

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

How does paint taste?

What makes you say that. I should be sexist?

I'm really sexist, i make rude sexist comments to my girl all the time...she acts like shes so offended, but she really loves it...

i also make an effort to make sexist comments in class too...nothing over the top, because im in college and it doesnt go over as well as it did in highschool...

... and people wonder why divorce rates are going rampant. Sexism is a force of nature. Denying a force of nature causes a lot of problems:

1. We are now a fast food culture.

2. Women are dressing sluttier as the definition of sexual harrassment expands.

3. Sales in retail-clothing is going up, probably because the laundry just isn't being done.

4. A man posing as a woman is trying to run for President.

5. Stupid kids are spilling the beans about their hot teachers sexing them.

6. September 11, 2001.

7. Hooters is being denied a liquor license.

8. A President gets impeached because some devil woman tried to steal his soul via suction of the cock.

9. Darfur.

10. A NASA astronaut drives 900 miles across several states in a diaper.

And you say you are going to stop being so sexist. For shame.

quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

... and people wonder why divorce rates are going rampant. Sexism is a force of nature. Denying a force of nature causes a lot of problems:

1. We are now a fast food culture.

2. Women are dressing sluttier as the definition of sexual harrassment expands.

3. Sales in retail-clothing is going up, probably because the laundry just isn't being done.

4. A man posing as a woman is trying to run for President.

5. Stupid kids are spilling the beans about their hot teachers sexing them.

6. September 11, 2001.

7. Hooters is being denied a liquor license.

8. A President gets impeached because some devil woman tried to steal his soul via suction of the cock.

9. Darfur.

10. A NASA astronaut drives 900 miles across several states in a diaper.

And you say you are going to stop being so sexist. For shame.

I second this man's Ideology.

quote:Originally posted by Spike Spiegel:

I second this man's Ideology.

I third it.

quote:Originally posted by Fascismo:

I third it.

Fourthed.

quote:Originally posted by geekykiddo:

Fourthed.

Pooped

What do you say to woman who has two black eyes?



Nothin', she done been told twice.