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Masturbating With Bottles

by Peter Handler (peter_handler@hotmail.com)

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An instructional on masturbating with bottles. (M-solo,

mast)

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Find a plastic bottle with an opening the same size as

your hard cock. The bottle must be plastic because you

have to drill a hole in it to allow the air to escape.

Before drilling the hole, hold the bottle as you would

if you were masturbating with it and mark the position

of your thumb. Drill a one-eighth to one-quarter inch

hole at that spot. If you don't have a drill, use a

nail or other sharp object to punch a hole.

Suitable plastic bottles are easy to find and chances

are good that you already have one in your house. Fruit

juice bottles work very well, although they are

somewhat unwieldy. Vitamin and dietary supplement

bottles are also a good choice because they are small

and easy to handle.

I prefer clear plastic bottles because I like to be

able to see my cock and watch myself come, but opaque

bottles work just as well. My favorite bottle is an

ordinary baby bottle that I bought at the supermarket.

It's easy to handle and takes the entire length of my

cock.

Lubrication is a must when masturbating with a bottle.

I prefer a base coat of Vaseline topped off with a

liberal coating of hand lotion or Baby Oil. The

Vaseline will last for hours, but the topcoat will have

to be replenished every fifteen minutes or so.

Slide the bottle down over your cock and run it up and

down the shaft. You will be amazed by the sensations.

Do you remember how I told you to drill the air hole at

the position of your thumb? Clamp your thumb over the

hole on the upstroke and you will pull a nice vacuum on

your cock. With a little practice, you can get a nice

rhythm going. Just close the hole on the upstroke and

open it on the downstroke.

Don't feel like using your hand? Put your bottle

between your box springs and mattress and fuck it like

a pussy. Actually, it is more like fucking an ass. The

tightness of the mouth of the bottle is very much like

the tightness of an ass-hole. You can clamp the bottle

to any surface and fuck it. I even clamp mine under my

computer desk so I can use it while I'm chatting in sex

chat rooms.

Do you want to get fancy? One of my favorite techniques

is to push the mouth of the bottle down on the upstroke

so that the bottle it is at a slight

angle to my cock. Do the opposite on the downstroke.

This technique puts stress on your cock and makes every

single nerve come to life.

Want to get even fancier? Try filling the bottle with

liquid. Warm water is the quickest, but if you want to

take the time, try hot cream of mushroom soup or any

kind of cream soup. Warm pudding is also a treat.

Even though bottling is the best method of masturbation

that I know of, I still jack with my hand sometimes

because I like to feel my cock. But once you try a

bottle, you may never go back to Mary Thumb and her

four daughters again!

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Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of

the hands of children. They should be outside playing

in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.

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Kristen's collection - Directory 49

quote:Originally posted by Navicalist:

I even clamp mine under my

computer desk so I can use it while I'm chatting in sex

chat rooms.

I lol'd...

quote:Warm pudding is also a treat.

You bet it is, tiger!

Jx

Funny shit

Finding a bottle with a mouth as big as my cock is hard to find. And no, I'm not kidding.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Finding a bottle with a mouth as big as my cock is hard to find. And no, I'm not kidding.

This do?

http://tinyurl.com/386y7f



Jx

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Finding a bottle with a mouth as big as my cock is hard to find. And no, I'm not kidding.

Ya srsly, you people must have skinny cocks 'cause I have never found a bottle that I can shove my cock inside.

quote:Originally posted by grusomhat:

Ya srsly, you people must have skinny cocks 'cause I have never found a bottle that I can shove my cock inside.

pwnd

Or, if you're female...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDaqwZWrwdU

What. The. Fuck.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

What. The. Fuck.

That was prime-time British television back in 2005.

Errr...someone needs to get out more.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Or, if you're female...

ht tp://www.y outube.com /watch?v=H DaqwZWrwdU (http: //www.yout ube.com/wa tch?v=HDaq wZWrwdU)

Hehe, British people sound funny. And that one guy in the back looks gay.

Better question is: What kind of stupid idiot, aside from the fat slut on the video, masturbates in front of millions of people? $5 says she ends up on a fat porno website after the show ends. (or shes on one if its already ended)

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

Hehe, British people sound funny. And that one guy in the back looks gay.

Better question is: What kind of stupid idiot, aside from the fat slut on the video, masturbates in front of millions of people? $5 says she ends up on a fat porno website after the show ends. (or shes on one if its already ended)

An even better question is what kind of stupid idiot just sits there and STARES at a masturbating chick.

"Im gonna go masturbate right now"

"Need a hand?"