I've always had a thing for Tessa. I don't like calling her my aunt, because it disgusts me.

Recently the family had a wedding and there were many pictures taken. So yesterday I was searching through them and happened to come across a picture of her. Her dress revealed a lot of her titty, resulting in an instant erection.

Assuming that everyone else was at work, I pulled out my penis and gave it a pull. So about midway through, in walks my sister. Who had the day off work. It scared the shit out of me, and her aswell. She went back to her room and I haven't seen her since.

What do I do?

What do I say to her?

Am I screwed?

Tell your mother Aunty's got a tight pink-un.

That'll work

Youre fucked. Have a nice life being ridiculed as the sick fuck who faps to his great aunt.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Youre fucked. Have a nice life being ridiculed as the sick fuck who faps to his great aunt.

Great aunt?

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

Great aunt?

Read the thread title?

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

Great aunt?

Read the title..



OP = Troll

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Read the thread title?

Yeah, she's a great Aunt, she gives me lollies on occasions. What's your point?

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Read the title..



OP = Troll

Tend to agree, but if not, I couldn't really think of a more awkward situation off the top of my head for you OR your sister

Since your sister snapped you fapping, its only fair for you to see her fap.

pics or fake.

ROFLOLPTER

Do you mean shes like an 'awesome' aunt, or do u mean shes 80+

from the sounds of things she's both

Pictures, or I call bullshits.

Edit: Occupation: Formerly known as Misfit .. Bullshits it is ..

[This message has been edited by Zeekz (edited 03-02-2007).]

You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.

Post the picture of your aunt!

Great Aunt = Granny's Sister

quote:Originally posted by Numberjumbo:

Since your sister snapped you fapping, its only fair for you to see her fap.



QFT

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Great Aunt = Granny's Sister

Give your sister a pink sock. That'll show her.

quote:Originally posted by Aquarillis:

Give your sister a pink sock. That'll show her.

LOLZ!

Let your sister catch you fapping to a picture of her.

Put halfa doz pics of yer sis up around yer room...make sure she sees...

quote:Originally posted by d1rty piss stool:

Post the picture of your aunt!

i second this method

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

You're moving with your Great Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.

Fixed...

You're a sick, sick man.

Do not masturbate to pictures of the elderly.

There's only one way to fix this awkward situation. Next time you see your sister, be like "....Jealous?"

Pics.

How old is your aunt, you sick fuck?

quote:Originally posted by Dextros:

How old is your aunt, you sick fuck?

18

quote:Originally posted by 1337:

81

/fixed

tell your sister that u have a porno magazine on top of the picture album.

and that it's only fair that u watch the fap.

Update:

My sister still hasn't talked to me, but, she told my mom what happened.

My mom confronted me about it and I told her that I had chafe on my penis and I was rubbing moisturizer on it. She bought it.

quote:Originally posted by 1337:

Update:

My sister still hasn't talked to me, but, she told my mom what happened.

My mom confronted me about it and I told her that I had chafe on my penis and I was rubbing moisturizer on it. She bought it.

You know those situations where it is just less socially awkward for everyone to pretend they accept whatever excuse you came up with, even though they do know it's an excuse? Well, this is one of those times.

What kind of sis talks about her brother's weewee with their mother?

Yeh.y

lol if this is serious (which I doubt strongly) you are so fucking owned.
I don't say owned often but if this is real you deserved it.

EDIT: also if it's true your mom obviously just fake believed you. Your mother and sister and probably the rest of your family will all know about this.

Someone just read Harry Potter...

Is it family-based erotica day or something?!

Dickhead.