A complete knockout. She sits in the very front of the bus with this gay friend, and everytime I get in the bus she looks at me and smiles. Sometimes I catch her looking in the bus drivers rear view mirror at me. We both get out at the same stop, but does her friend. I dont know how to go about things, I know that she is intrested in me, but I dont know how to go about it. Over the course of the the last couple of weeks ive moved up the bus, now I sit 5 rows behind her. You guys think that she might find it creepy? How am I going to go about approaching her? I was thinking that I should just wake up earlier in the mornin and catch the morning bus because I always get driven to school, but

a) Im too grumpy in the morning and wouldnt give 2 shits about talking to her

b) I dont even know if she takes the morning bus

This girl seems to great, and it would be a shame to mess this one up by never making the move and her loosing intrest.

bunny.meatball

you're thinking about it too much and chances are... you're taking her response to kindly

women are like that, they'll smile, giggle, flirt with you and not give two shits about you, its like breathing to them.

just talk to her, and introduce yourself to her and the "gay friend" become friendly with them , sit w/ them on the bus, talk about what all of you have in common and eventually... just single her out from the gay friend and there you go.

quote:Originally posted by mr. benfield:

bunny.meatball

I was expecting that. But no.

quote:Originally posted by Ballin:

you're thinking about it too much and chances are... you're taking her response to kindly

women are like that, they'll smile, giggle, flirt with you and not give two shits about you, its like breathing to them.

just talk to her, and introduce yourself to her and the "gay friend" become friendly with them , sit w/ them on the bus, talk about what all of you have in common and eventually... just single her out from the gay friend and there you go.

How do I just talk to her witthout it beeing wierd? While shes sitting there I was just say "Hi my name is kyle, how are you?" that would creep me out if i was a chick..

^^^ But it works

Maybe just take "how are you" out and say something about her in non-pussy way.

just talk to her you fucking retard

don't kill her llama

fucking talk to her! Are you in fucking thrid grade?

quote:Originally posted by mr. benfield:

bunny.meatball

When I read "girl" and "bus" it popped into my head.

it would kind of suck, if the only reason she would smile and look at you was because her gay friend liked you and its a way to bring you in closer so that she can tell you that the guy wants to butt secks you....just a thought

Is her name Camille?

Don't ignore her because you need to paint your bike.

quote:Originally posted by mr. benfield:

bunny.meatball

Lmfao.

what you do is, just walk up to her and start talking

it doesnt really matter what, just start off by introducing yourself (it wont matter w/e u say if she has mutual feelings towards you)

neway... start off with something along the lines of "hey, ive seen you taking this bus a lot, where around here do you live" "what school do you go to, ect... ect...."

god damn it, just talk to her, if you dont, somebody will or already has while u were on totse

btw... lol @ bunny.meatball

quote:Originally posted by mr. benfield:

bunny.meatball



good ol' days

quote:Originally posted by mr. benfield:

bunny.meatball

This is what instantly popped up in my mind when I read the title.

quote:Originally posted by mr. benfield:

bunny.meatball

http://nucpwn.freehostia.com/bunny_meatball/1.html

I didn't read, but awww

Grr I wanna ready the bunny.meatball thread however I can't find a working link to it :- (

Was it archived? Help?

To the OP:

Just bide your time. When she's sitting on the bus and theres a spot behind her, merely get on the bus and ask if she minds if you sit there. Lean through the gaps in the seats and ask how she is, what she's been up to. Just make friendly conversation. Don't sit behind her every day, just ease into it and let her get used of it. If she's really interested in you, you'll get a pretty clear signal soon enough, you might get invited back to her house after school or something like that. Best of luck mate.

quote:Originally posted by Draka:

To the OP:

Just bide your time. When she's sitting on the bus and theres a spot behind her, merely get on the bus and ask if she minds if you sit there. Lean through the gaps in the seats and ask how she is, what she's been up to. Just make friendly conversation. Don't sit behind her every day, just ease into it and let her get used of it. If she's really interested in you, you'll get a pretty clear signal soon enough, you might get invited back to her house after school or something like that. Best of luck mate.

That sounds like it would go over well. Thanks.

best of luck...make sure to not hesitate so much or she'll start thinking of some other guy

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

http://nucpwn.freehostia.com/bunny_meatball/1.html

Why?



Why is it so long?

-F☺rd





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quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:

Why?



Why is it so long?

-F☺rd





I DONT KNOW!

I thougt it was fucking retarded.

Déjá vu! Sommervolume, you need to stop putting pressure on the situation of 'talking to her zomgz' I think you'd do just fine if you relax a little. I bet you'd feel good if when she looked at you you just gave her the one eyebrow or like a cheesy wink; this might make you more comfortable to escalate things rather then jumping in and possibly getting nervous around her.

This is brderline troll.

It's not hard, jsut get on the bus and sit near her. Then say something like HI THAR!

Works a treat

quote:Originally posted by Wmupilot:

don't kill her llama

Haha, I remember that!

What ever happened?

next time you catch her eyes as you get on the bus. just say hi to her. if she says hi back then thats a start.

then the next time say hi again, and then add hows it going? if shes interested chances are she'll try and talk back with you, if she does sit right behind her or if there is no empty seat near her sit in your seat and invite her to sit with you instead.

BTW how old are you?

quote:Originally posted by Ballin:

women are like that, they'll smile, giggle, flirt with you and not give two shits about you, its like breathing to them.

QFT

She gets off the bus

You: Hey, wait up guys. Sorry, this'll only take a minute. I've been thinking about dying my hair all blonde and I could use some impartial advice. But not like bimbo blonde (especially if she is bimbo blonde) but like David Bowie blond

Them: omGzwutflolz or whatever

You:so do you think david bowie is hot? alot of young girls do and he's what 50?

then thou shalt let thine conversationary flow forth from thineself.

or something like that

its not creepy if you deliver it right.

And dont walk like behind her, walk abit in front of her so you have to turn your neck back a little.

that way it actually seems as if it will only take a minute and

they wont have to worry about when theyre gonna get rid of you. instead theyre gonna worry about how long they can keep you.

Im guessing that her gay friend is a guy, first of all exert some confidence if she is smiling at you when she looks at you then she likes you and is waiting for you to make the first move.

Best Advice: A womans best friend is a gay friend he will tell her, what he thinks. so be kind and charasmatic to him as well.

Im not gay myself, however I have a lot of friends who are gay. They ALWAYS have a hot friend who is a girl. Know your gay people, they will lead you to victory.

quote:Originally posted by javac01:

Im guessing that her gay friend is a guy,

You're a detective, arn't you?

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Hit on the gay friend. Lull her into a false sense of security by letting her think that you're gay.

Then supprise secks her.

Ask her if she wants to sit next to you sometime?

1. Get lead pipe.

2. Knock girl out with said pipe.

3. DO YO THANG NIGGA

Yeh talk to the gay friend first and seem interested in him. You should never approach a girl directly ftw. If you hit on the guy she'll be like;

"ehyy, oww come ma tits and heavenly features bestowed on me baa god don't work on this here guy and ma gay friend is getting in line for cock"

For maximum high fives bone her on the bus.

Wait, so is this "gay friend" you speak of just some retarded girlfriend of hers, or is it an actual gay guy?

If its the retarded girlfriend, many girls have that one best friend that they just go everywhere with, and it gets fucking annoying with their little friend everywhere. If this girl really does like you, she probably talks to her friend a lot about you, and that's why you see them giggling at you, etc.

I would suggest maybe just casually asking that girl's friend if the girl is interested in you or anything. If you wanna talk to the girl, try to talk to her at a moment where her friend is not around.

Are these girls in any of your classes at school? If the only time you ever see them is on the bus, it'll be really hard to talk to them and stuff without seeming weird/stalker-ish, and it will most likely be akward if you just randomly go up to them on the bus and start talking to them.

If this friend is a gay guy, it won't be much different, actually. Ask the gay friend if the girl is interested in you.

So does it seem like they're talking about you on the bus, and that's why they are giggling?

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quote:Originally posted by mr. benfield:

bunny.meatball

LO fucking L