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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-03-01, 21:14
camaro_racer88 camaro_racer88 is offline
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Default Making sure I am fertile

I was wondering if I am even capable of getting a woman pregnant... I mean she has been late several times but I think that was due to stress or something.



I was just curious to where I go to find out, or where to even start, how much it will cost ect... I am guessing you cum in a cup and they count how many are alive vs dead... I used to ride BMX in middle school, I took the average bars to the nuts I am guessing... anyway I was just wanting to make sure that I was able to because I haven't been able to get her pregnant... I know she isn't on the pill, and I know she didn't take morning after pills... I want to make sure its not me if she ever gets curious...

Links would be helpful. Thanks..

(my soon to be mother in law said she would take my nuts off if I got her pregnant, but I haven't woke up in pain...... yet.)
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Old 2007-03-01, 21:18
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I think my woman was infertile...

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Old 2007-03-01, 21:23
Can O Soup Can O Soup is offline
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Default Re: Making sure I am fertile

Well, if you have a microscope, you could do your own rough estimate style test. I think you know what to do.

[This message has been edited by Can O Soup (edited 03-01-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-01, 21:23
Docta? Docta? is offline
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Ive had more than my fair share of unprotected sex and as of yet no kids.

I must admit, Ive questioned my soldiers' abilities before.

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Old 2007-03-02, 00:28
KwinnieBogan KwinnieBogan is offline
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Default Re: Making sure I am fertile

If you go to a sperm bank and ask to "make a deposit" tey will have you do your thing, and then they WILL test it to see exactly how fertile you are (as well as drugs you've in your system), because they only accept semen that is healthy and quite strong. Since it's their business to harvest your sperms they're not very likely to "dick" around with you.
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Old 2007-03-02, 00:30
Mr. McBee III Mr. McBee III is offline
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Default Re: Making sure I am fertile

quote:Originally posted by KwinnieBogan:

If you go to a sperm bank and ask to "make a deposit" tey will have you do your thing, and then they WILL test it to see exactly how fertile you are (as well as drugs you've in your system), because they only accept semen that is healthy and quite strong. Since it's their business to harvest your sperms they're not very likely to "dick" around with you.

Best idea thus far. Plus, if you are good you can get paid! Nice joke as well.
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Old 2007-03-02, 00:43
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I read that some people are more fertile together than others. For example, my ex boyfriend and I slept together sans protection all of the time, but he never got me pregnant. However, everytime my husband and I have had unprotected sex, I've gotten knocked up.
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Old 2007-03-02, 01:52
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What if she's infertile?
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Old 2007-03-02, 03:38
camaro_racer88 camaro_racer88 is offline
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Default Re: Making sure I am fertile

No sperm banks here....

I will see how much my insurance covers on going to the specialist... Thanks.



I just want to make sure I'm not shooting blanks.

... I don't have a microscope (I already thought of that)

in school when we were looking at DNA samples, a buddy of mine had some "friends" with him that day, he put them on a slide out of what looked like a film canister... anyway none were swimming, but it was funny as hell when the professor to the slide to his that was hooked up to the monitor...

Anyway thanks for the info.
 
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