Why do receptionists have to be so damn funny, cute and all that, yet only be 18?

Our receptionist at work is very flirtacious with me (I'm 30, married, and being told the benefits of tea-bagging and 69ing....), and she is funny as, but there ain't no way I'm going down that road. She shows me her underpants at least once a day (my desk is kind of off to the side and behind), and is forever bending over to pick things up (in a tight shirt)....

Lol - it's so frustrating. Why can't she be a bit older, so I can at least consider hitting it without feeling like a pedo?..lol

Anyway - thats my rant for the day...

EDIT: Spelling...

[This message has been edited by chumpion (edited 03-01-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Why do receptionists have to be so damn funny, cute and all that, yet only be 18?

What do you think the requirements to be a receptionist are? Fat sex offenders? Yeah that'll make customers feel nice.

Yes? Aren't women aged 19 > 23 the preferred age for mistresses? For men aged 25 to 75...

quote:Originally posted by blankooie:

What do you think the requirements to be a receptionist are? Fat sex offenders? Yeah that'll make customers feel nice.

At least I will be with friendly company.

God damn.. must be torture. I mean, the whole receptionist/seceretary thing is fucking sexy as is.. (If their hot of course) Cant imagine being married and all that and not being able to act on impulse.

I guess you know that some young women only like taken men? Like say you were single... she might not care for you... "Single? Ooooh! What's wrong wit' youse!?"

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 03-01-2007).]

I must be missing out.

Where I come all the receptionists are snooty middle aged ladies.

I'm the only foxy receptionist at my work. The other evening one is kinda pretty but a little chubby, but losing the chub wouldn't really improve anything so that doesn't help. The daytime one is... ugh. I've posted many-a-thread on how I want to kill her. And our new admin person/occasional receptionist is the single stupidest person I've ever had the displeasure of coming in contact with. And that includes Totseans.

Yay for hot receptionists though.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

I guess you know that some young women only like taken men? Like say you were single... she might not care for you... "Single? Ooooh! What's wrong wit' youse!?"



I know - bloody women always want what they can't have.

Although if she keeps it up....

nah - i'm happily married... happily married....yes, I love my wife..... lol

Nothing wrong with being a pedo. Tap dat shit till you cant tap it no more. Then post pics.

You're married!

You had so better value your wife more than some silly little girl.

Jx

Ever see "The Secretary"? Yowza!

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

I'm married

Douchebag.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Yes? Aren't women aged 19 > 23 the preferred age for mistresses? For men aged 25 to 75...

Benjamin Franklin was of the opinion that a man should have a mistress older than himself. Something about them being more experienced and less demanding. He was an interesting fellow.

quote:Originally posted by 256:

Benjamin Franklin was of the opinion that a man should have a mistress older than himself. Something about them being more experienced and less demanding. He was an interesting fellow.

Sounds like Ovidian love. Hit up an older married sugar momma, and if a kid comes about, you don't have to take care of it.

hit it then quit it.