It is the story of this last month, and I'll give you the ending: my now ex-girlfriend wants to re-join or whatever you call it.

I've posted some stupid things before. Being young and having to take college History and English ruins my typing and my common sense at night. But this is besides the point, since I now have what I think is a valid thread.

To simplify it to the relevant parts, my month has been utter shit. I've failed at numerous things, literally and figuratively, and I have had to deal with alot of stress form different people. And last week, I thought to myself: "All thats left to happen now is for my girlfriend to leave me and my dog to get hit by a car."

and Monday my girlfriend decided we weren't seeing each other anymore, so I went home and chained my Alaskan Husky to a post far from the road. I actually started to laugh. and If my dog actaully died, I wouold have then said "NOW ALL THATS LEFT IS FOR MONEY TO FALL FROM THE SKY!"

But I didn't. She left me and I called up a good friend who said I needed to get loose and have "fun" because she obviosly wasn't doing it for me.

And today, my two day old ex says she feel sorry and thinks she made a mistake and she took pills Monday and was just a bit jealous (I don't know of whom) and blah blah...

I don't know what to do. My good friend says not to re-whatever with my ex, and I think theyre right. But theres a part of me that wants to try to keep things like they were a month ago.

I need an opinion.

Short story: My month has sucked my girlfriend broke up with me now wants to get back together I'm not dying.

My month tops yours.

You're a fucking idiot. Unchain the dog.

Tell her you're seeing someone. That should make her more jealous and want you even more!

i think it's a bad idea to get together with someone after you've broken up. move on, find someone who values you more.

Don't get back with her.

You need Jesus Christ.

Lol that sucks. I definitely thought this would end with, "my dog gnawed through the chain, ran into the road, and was hit by a mac truck before my very eyes."

But since it didnt... See where it goes, but dont go LOOKING to get back together with the girl. And it could be worse, ive been sick for the last 2 weeks running, fallen behind in school AGAIN, and need to read 2 books by... friday morning. And i have like 3 girls that i REALLY dont want to find out about each other... thank got they are in different cities.

Chain the ex to the post, let the dog come back inside of the house with you. Sell her pills. Drop history, take up Ceramics instead. Make a series of ceramic mock up of chained up ex girlfriend's vagina. Shoot them like beer cans in front of her.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Chain the ex to the post, let the dog come back inside of the house with you. Sell her pills. Drop history, take up Ceramics instead. Make a series of ceramic mock up of chained up ex girlfriend's vagina. Shoot them like beer cans in front of her.

what?