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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-03-01, 03:24 |
dark.matter7 
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 help i suck
im 18 and a virgin. ive never had a gf or anything.
how the fuck do i get one?
and then how do i get them to fuck me?
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#2
2007-03-01, 03:26 |
Punisher1012
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Re: help i suck
quote:Originally posted by dark.matter7:
im 18 and a virgin. ive never had a gf or anything.
how the fuck do i get one?
and then how do i get them to fuck me?
try searching before posting
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#3
2007-03-01, 03:27 |
Can O Soup
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Re: help i suck
quote:Originally posted by dark.matter7:
help i suck
Indeed, you do suck.
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#4
2007-03-01, 03:28 |
fat_people_suck
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Re: help i suck
errm stop posting on totse and find a whore, my buddy didn't lose his until he was 19 and he was a goodlookin muhfucka...in a non gay way
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#5
2007-03-01, 03:36 |
forgottenturd
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Re: help i suck
Don't come on here like a raging lunatic. And that's for starters. When you pity yourself, nothing will come your way.
Are you in a hurry to get a std? You could save time and walk to your nearest corner, requesting to pay for pediculosis. But be prepared to pay in dollar bills or crack.
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#6
2007-03-01, 03:56 |
ShadedAssassin
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Re: help i suck
Here is some advice. Stop posting dumb fucking questions on totse and go socialize with women.. you may get somewhere. Not everything involving human contact requires homework.
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#7
2007-03-01, 05:55 |
RedWasp
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Re: help i suck
None of us can magically instill in you self-confidence, seduction, or social skills.
That's something you've just got to go out and learn for yourself. Get some competence while you're at it. :P
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#8
2007-03-01, 06:13 |
The American Infidel
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Re: help i suck
yeah..if you want some real advice, post this in SG...im sure that youll get somethign you can use
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#9
2007-03-01, 06:28 |
The Depths
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Re: help i suck
Put on big glasses and tell her you like to ride horses naked! The chicks will love it!
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#10
2007-03-01, 06:33 |
SeventhSon
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Re: help i suck
quote:Originally posted by RedWasp:
None of us can magically instill in you self-confidence, seduction, or social skills.
Actually, I can do that. For a nominal fee.
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#11
2007-03-01, 16:50 |
Wmupilot
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Re: help i suck
some advise, don't marry the first bitch who says she'll sleep with you after you get married. My brother is in a world of hurt because of it
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#12
2007-03-01, 16:57 |
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Re: help i suck
troll
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#13
2007-03-01, 17:08 |
LiquidIce
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Re: help i suck
quote:Originally posted by Punisher1012:
try searching before posting
Search, even google will not help you with turning a life failure into mr. fucko.
But really, we need more details.
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#14
2007-03-02, 00:23 |
reborn thief
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Re: help i suck
yeap you suck. sorry but get your ass up from WOW and actually go out. get a job and fucking work out or some shit. clean your self up you lazy fuck.
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