say if your not looking at anything or not watching TV, its quiet, soo

what is on your mind when you fap?

im not sure why, but makes me get a boner is about a wolf fucking the shit out of some hot blonde, it like truns me on somehow

or sometimes when im fapping, i just think about being on an island with hot big titt dumb blonde horney bitches all on a island and im on the only guy there, and they all take turns raping me...

so what do you think about?

[This message has been edited by nonarky (edited 03-01-2007).]

well??

Oh wait

sick

with no pron in mind?

sometimes nothing, other than that it's usually getting head, or my gf. more often than not, nothing...

Well now i think about fucking the shit out of my succubus of an ex. Angry sex..god damn slut. This is, of course, in a circumstance when porn isnt available.

Puppies and flowers.

Radiators

A bundle of dead babies.

quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

A bundle of dead babies.

My pants just ripped.

George Walker Bush's hemorrhoids baked to a golden brown and covered with strawberries.

GF

quote:Originally posted by ShadedAssassin:

Well now i think about fucking the shit out of my succubus of an ex. Angry sex..god damn slut. This is, of course, in a circumstance when porn isnt available.

or my gran

i think about my girlfriend.

wolves? wtf

A wolf fucking a chick? So random I lol'd.

quote:Originally posted by yoda_me07:

i think about my girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

My pants just ripped.

My ribs hurt.

Tomatoe.

My girlfriend naked.

The fact that I actually love her makes it even more hot.

[This message has been edited by pepper23 (edited 03-01-2007).]

I think about coral

quote:Originally posted by pepper23:

My girlfriend naked.

The fact that I actually love her makes it even more hot.



Now see, when i was with my ex and i believed I loved her and all that..i couldnt think about her :S Got too complicated in my head cause there were feelings for her. Kinda like a wierd mental block. I MAY have deep seeded problems.. :P

I imagine its hard choosing between the wolf and the island.

Now imagine how hard it is to give a damn.

this thread brings the lawl

hmmmm i think about girls I ADMIT IT! im a straight guy sorry i let totse down

An Artificial Vagina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_vagina) with rows of niddles on the inside. I am hardcore.

The Celtic knot background on &T.

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

My pants just ripped.

Awww god the pain of my stomic and such ahhh shit

Anal with some hot blonde

i like all the fucked up shit. beastiality (woman and animal, no guys), bondage, torture, rape, necrophilia, and snuff porn. I also enjoy the occasional normal porn.

Me fucking a girl at my school.

I think about women other than my girlfriend.

Wait, we can think about other things while fapping? Shit, I've been doing this wrong the whole time.

Mostly canoes and pancakes.

probly Yu Gi Oh

global economics and the state of our atmosphere come to mind often. They anger me and make me pump harder.

I always have to have a good story. It can't just be random shit. It has to be INTERESTING.

Like I have the power to move faster than light so I can go around cumming on bitches faces in the middle of class or something and then sit there and laugh at all the chaos.

the curse of a writer.

*sigh*

don't think just do

Old Marie Jane rotten crotch.

/full metal jacket.

quote:nonarky

Kid, (op) you need to get out more.

Thats the awesome thing about the human mind... if you have no standards, a twisted sense of humor, extremely horny, addicted to t3h faps, and all that jazz... your mind can conjure up the most retarded shit to get you off. Like, Imagine wearing some hooker like a sock puppet or some sick shit like that and you'll eventually find out that your mind will always find something new to fap to.

But... the internet is awesome, I don't pay for my net access, and my computer is isolated and totally inaccessible to peeping eyes. Free porn galore.

I used to have to develop a whole girl-on-girl fantasy, but with the new rabbit vibrator I have it's easy as hell. My clitoris has never been more excited.

Except for when my friend and I decided to go as cyber-goth Jessi and James to Sakuracon.

Gets me hot just thinking about.

Ahhh....