I'm a girl

17 years old

and sadly I dont want my first time to be about love and all that "magic"



I just want to fuck and get it over with...

it seems no guys are willing lately, and Im so done with being a virgin.

I have done everything except for sex,

Im not in a relationship now (which would obviously help my situation)

and honestly

I just felt like complaining about this stupid problem.

Let me guess...you're a ginger?

Post a picture of yourself.

Just rape your boyfriend.

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

Post a picture of yourself.

I didn't expect that response.

quote:Originally posted by Can O Soup:

I didn't expect that response.

I could resolve her problem. Maybe shes ugly?

Why are you so eager to lose your virginity?

pix?

LOla, why do you walk like a woman but talk like a man?

troll

where do you live...that info and a pic is all i realy need...cause ive gone like...3 weeks without...and i wanna fuck someone...

quote:Originally posted by The American Infidel:

where do you live...that info and a pic is all i realy need...cause ive gone like...3 weeks without...and i wanna fuck someone...

Hey jackass, I got 1st dibbs

[This message has been edited by Puscifer (edited 03-01-2007).]

You're probably not attractive.

Prolly an ugo or a redhead.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Prolly an ugo or a redhead.

red pussy hair would be too much for any guy. Who would want to be reminded of Danny Bonaduce every time they go down.

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

Hey jackass, I got 1st dibbs



hey...im just putting out an offer...if she doesnt want to accept, ill find someone else...its not like im putting all my hopes on this

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

LOla, why do you walk like a woman but talk like a man?



kinks ftw

quote:Originally posted by The American Infidel:

hey...im just putting out an offer...if she doesnt want to accept, ill find someone else...its not like im putting all my hopes on this

Whoa whoa whoa, calm down guys. We can reach an agreement here like gentlemen, can't we?

You see, there's this thing called a "gangbang"...

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

You're probably not attractive.

even still thats not much of an excuse. for a lot of guys just being a female is really all they need.

youre 17, so youre probably still in high school. start talking to a guy. ask him if he wants to come over. thats it. or be even more straight forward and tell a guy you want to fuck. thats all you have to do. or if youre shy and stupid, simply start talking to a guy and flirt a little, he'll take it from there.

seriously, you are a female. you are 17. and you are willing. are you sure you dont have a penis?

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

seriously, you are a female. you are 17. and you are willing. are you sure you dont have a penis?

I hear what you're saying man. Unless you are literally burngirl ugly or chubchub fat you should have no problem finding a guy to fuck the shit out of you.

Even if you had an ugly face and no figure, as long as you weren't fat I would take your virginity.

Who the fuck cares? Virginity is not a thing. Just take life as it comes, cruise along, have fun.

I'm a guy...

17 years old...

Same situation...

lol-I think I've found a solution!

Pics?

quote:Originally posted by LOla_LOndon:

I want to get raped in the ass by a greasy truck driver

Fixed.

quote:Originally posted by LOla_LOndon:

I'm a girl

17 years old

and sadly I dont want my first time to be about love and all that "magic"



I just want to fuck and get it over with...

it seems no guys are willing lately, and Im so done with being a virgin.

I have done everything except for sex,

Im not in a relationship now (which would obviously help my situation)

and honestly

I just felt like complaining about this stupid problem.

make some kids fantasy come true. just walk up to someone say "hey come with me" take them to the bathroom of the highschool and look them right in the eyes and say fuck my brains out you studly _________ (and put whatever adjective fits him the best in the blank

)

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

I hear what you're saying man. Unless you are literally burngirl ugly or chubchub fat you should have no problem finding a guy to fuck the shit out of you.

Even if you had an ugly face and no figure, as long as you weren't fat I would take your virginity.

well i dont know why you discriminate. the best pussy i have ever gotten was from a "bigger" girl, not huge but she definitely had cushon for the pushin, lol

510-717-7600, GET AT ME!

lol @ everyone

so sad

Pics, or you have a cock.

il fuck you. gimme your number or sumt and well meet up.

Do you do anal?

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

Do you do anal?

and pics

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

Post a naked bunch of pictures of yourself.

THERE ITS FIXED!

make a few male friends of yours around you aware of this.

you will shortly no longer be a virgin

Invite a hot guy over. Get drunk. Problem solved.

1-868-475-6719 CALL ME BABY

let's arrange a totse gangrape

Mad lulz @ this thread.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Pics of your cock.

fixt

Me and my girlfreind live in London and we'd be happy to help you out. She's bi, could be fun.

Well she hasn't posted back so that means she's not a girl, or she did get laid, but caught AIDs and died in a day.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Pics, or you have cock.

I concure.

quote:Originally posted by shrek45:

well i dont know why you discriminate. the best pussy i have ever gotten was from a "bigger" girl, not huge but she definitely had cushon for the pushin, lol

Well, remember that I am an old fashioned guy that likes real curves on his women, so my definition of fat is not what some pansy child-molesting Hollywood advertiser says is fat.

For example, I consider this (http://xxx-beauty.com/amat01/) girl to be incredibly hot. Just the right amount of meat on her, you know?

However, that doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck a chick fatter than her. I also find this (http://tour.scalebustinbabes.com/kimmylee_la.html) girl to be good enough also, and wouldn't mind fucking the shit out of her too.

I just don't find a fat girl with no figure to be hot at all. Any fat she does have has to be mostly in the right places, you know what I mean?

[This message has been edited by Byss (edited 03-02-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

Just rape your boyfriend.

thats what i do

quote:Originally posted by LOla_LOndon:

I'm a girl

17 years old

and sadly I dont want my first time to be about love and all that "magic"



I just want to fuck and get it over with...

it seems no guys are willing lately, and Im so done with being a virgin.

I have done everything except for sex,

Im not in a relationship now (which would obviously help my situation)

and honestly

I just felt like complaining about this stupid problem.

Lol she only posted once in this thread.

Byss: you sick fuck. Those woman are fat, and the 2nd one looks like a raccoon/skunk of some sort.

why was everyone ripping on redheads a while back? my first was one, and she's fucking amazing. and if the puss is shaved, who cares what color it was

quote:Originally posted by Numberjumbo:

Lol she only posted once in this thread.



I was thinking the same thing.

Now we know why she hasn't lost it already too.

This is great, I love watching you guys quarrel over pussy. It's hilarious, you're like a bunch of "pussy hobo's" fighting over who gets what part.

http://tinyurl.com/2xwydo http://tinyurl.com/ywszqv

It's a gamble. One is her picture, the other is nimp. YOUR CHOICE.

^I'm stoned and clicked both.

Or you could stop complaining about how you're a virgin, and actually put some effort into it.

It really isn't all that hard for a girl to find sex. Unless you're ugly. Then you might have a problem.

quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:

http://tinyurl.com/2xwydo http://tinyurl.com/ywszqv

It's a gamble. One is her picture, the other is nimp. YOUR CHOICE.

Lol, I chose both and NIMP made my music skip like 200 times before I could click the exit tab button

In the first pic (the one of the girls), both are OK looking, especially the one on the right. I see no reason why she couldn't get laid.

And whats with everyone hating redheads? For what it's worth, I think red hair is sexy.

Just talk to guys. It really can't be that hard for a girl. If you were a guy, I could understand since I am in the same boat.

It depends, how are your morals?

If you said poor, then it's time for alcohol!

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Who the fuck cares? Virginity is not a thing. Just take life as it comes, cruise along, have fun.

QFT

This man has the right attitude. You just wanna fuck for the sake of fucking, go right ahead. If you've got a vagina someone will fuck you. If you wanna fuck to not be a virgin, get your priorities straight.

APRIL FOOLS

quote:Originally posted by Elephant Rider:

QFT

This man has the right attitude. You just wanna fuck for the sake of fucking, go right ahead. If you've got a vagina someone will fuck you. If you wanna fuck to not be a virgin, get your priorities straight.

I have no priorities, Im a very stupid girl.

Do you want to hate me forever?

I didn't feel like making a new thread, so:

I lost it today. Wasn't anywhere as good as i was expecting, but oh well. I still enjoyed myelf.

Just keep truckin'.