In 5 days time it will be a full 4 years since I stupidly clicked on a google result and laughed my head off at what some guy called 'ArmsMerchant' had written in a strange place called 'Totse'.

Which btw boys and girls is another good reason why we don't surf when drunk, ya hear?

Anyways *leans back in throne like some white Idi Armin *

What are you all getting me to celebrate this momentous occasion? Or rather what would you get me if your parents would give you more pocket monies?

Remember GOD sees how much you donate!

(And before anyone grizzles, this is just for shit and giggles. I'll delete it/move it SG in a bit)



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GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! Til it hurts!

AMEN.

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happy totse b-day jack!

I forgot when mine is...

12-21-02

soon to be my 5th year!

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I'll be giving you a uh... e-hug!

syphillus. enjoy.

quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

happy totse b-day jack!

I forgot when mine is...

12-21-02

soon to be my 5th year!





On a seperate note, why do americans insist on writing dates the wrong way round?

quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

syphillus. enjoy.



Actually I was thinking more in the terms of gold, frankincense and myrrh...

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i'd cut down S&A trolling by 3%. k.

Well Idi Amin DID win an Academy Award the other day.

I would give you some beer, if you drink.

Birthday huh? I'll get you a blowjob from OneMulatto's girlfriend. This in no way constitutes any kind of guarantee mind you.

quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

happy totse b-day jack!

I forgot when mine is...

12-21-02



12-21-02, a glorious day... it was my 17th birthday!

I give you this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THGGTTRQAFc

And a happy birthday.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

I give you this video:

ht tp://www.y outube.com /watch?v=T HGGTTRQAFc (http: //www.yout ube.com/wa tch?v=THGG TTRQAFc)

And a happy birthday.

Is' doch Ehrensache!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



On a seperate note, why do americans insist on writing dates the wrong way round?

Because We Are Right and the metric system is the tool of the devil.

Edit - quoted wrong post.

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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

In 5 days time it will be a full 4 years since I stupidly clicked on a google result and laughed my head off at what some guy called 'ArmsMerchant' had written in a strange place called 'Totse'.

Which btw boys and girls is another good reason why we don't surf when drunk, ya hear?

Anyways *leans back in throne like some white Idi Armin *

What are you all getting me to celebrate this momentous occasion? Or rather what would you get me if your parents would give you more pocket monies?

Remember GOD sees how much you donate!

(And before anyone grizzles, this is just for shit and giggles. I'll delete it/move it SG in a bit)



I'll buy your horse a prostitute.

I have not gifts to give...except love.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I have not gifts to give...except love.

I'll give you Rizzo and oc6.

how could anything match that?

..although wealth and a private jet would come a close second:P

Bunch of non-latex condoms.

Happy T-Day Jack!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



On a seperate note, why do americans insist on writing dates the wrong way round?

we use the english system

DONT BLAME US!! BLAME THE BRITS!

If you are ever in the states, I'll send you some people to ritualistically sacrifice.

quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

we use the english system

DONT BLAME US!! BLAME THE BRITS!

There never was much hope for you when the empire you largely originate from can't even drive the same side of the road as real people

meh... WTF

In Before Lock :P

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

There never was much hope for you when the empire you largely originate from can't even drive the same side of the road as real people

damn brits...giving us the wrong shit. ARGH!!

You're expecting alot of love?

*starts exercising*

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

You're expecting alot of love?

*starts exercising*

kegel's?

Would you like some african land snails?

They're still in egg form, but I'm sure they'd survive the journey..

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

kegel's?

There's coffee and snot all over my moniter now.

Thanks.

Post ur address and I'll send you a check!

I just noticed my totse 1 year is tomorrow! weird

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Would you like some african land snails?

They're still in egg form, but I'm sure they'd survive the journey..

But would they survive the garlic butter? You forget I eat 'escargot'.

Screag, you're a few months more oldskool than me.

My presence.

I'll give you less of my meaningless threads to delete.

And beer.

My unconditional e-love?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



On a seperate note, why do americans insist on writing dates the wrong way round?

psth, you guys write the dates wrong, just like you have the wrong system of measurement.

We're always right, even when the rest of the world disagrees with us .

"...Ask not what your totsians can do for you: Ask what you can do for your totsians."

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

Post ur address and I'll send you a check!

sounds good

I give u teh aids. Id give more but alas- for i am but a poor college student.

you get a joke.

if you jumped into the pool, you wouldnt get wet, the pool will get dry.

i give you head for being such a good mod :P

I present you with three nubile concubines for your enjoyment, Your Majesty.

P.S none of them are ginger, and all of them have nice little perky breasts.

quote:Originally posted by ScaryDangerous:

you get a joke.

if you jumped into the pool, you wouldnt get wet, the pool will get dry.

Since when does a totse mod jump in to apool??! We just stroll across the top...

I got you a Sabatier knife from the pawn shop with a pretty good looking blade and cracked handle, but my government has just banned knives in their entirety - especially knives capable of actually dealing grevious bodily harm, dismemberment, and death - with one soapy hand.

Since all pawn shops sell around here is knives, the fucking place closed and I had to move on to somewhere else for a gift.

So I went to the porn shop.

Turns out my government has just had a major crackdown on X-rated films too; even "BIG NATURAL STICKY GINGER BUSHES OF FIRE IV", so I couldn't buy any of the DVD's in the shop. Not even that one, hell I couldn't even legally purchase the rubber oversized cutlery set with a bell-end on the opposite end of the fork and spoon. (No rubber knife dildo's I noticed)

But I can send you a nice little brass pipe for either you or one of your son's' whorey little "girlfriends".

..Yo can also recieve a pinch and a punch for the first day of the month, when you wake up and read this, since it's the first of March (2nd in less than 5 mintues.)

P.S. 1/03/'07

quote:Originally posted by RedWasp:

"...Ask not what your totseans can do for you: Ask what you can do for your totseans."

fixed. spelling and such.

I'm letting you live one more year.

Heh, the first person I ever saw on totse was The Rabbi and I thought he was way funny. He never posts anymore, though and I miss him.

A little negar boy.

Absinthe is good for any occasion.

By the by, what was Armsmerchant talking about?

SWIM will send you $.01 e-gold so your account will be linked to some financial crimes.

i sent you genital warts but i guess onemullatto's mother must have gotten lost in the mail...