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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-02-28, 17:55
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pipedream 
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ordering my gf flowers
i'm not sure if you guys can help me out with this one, but if you can, great!
my girlfriend's in acapulco for spring break, and i want to order some flowers to her hotel (for her birthday tomorrow).
i looked at some online vendors, but they're all a bit outrageous, especially considering this is mexico.
any ideas on how i should go about this? maybe call the concierge or something?
thanks.
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#2
 2007-02-28, 17:59
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
Call the hotel she is staying at and tell them what you want to do, there is a good chance (if it is a nice hotel) that they offer a service for you in house or that they can order the flowers from a local florist on your behalf.
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#3
 2007-02-28, 18:44
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
don't worry about sending her flowers, pablo pedro and jesus are takin good care of her already
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#4
 2007-02-28, 18:48
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
You let your girlfriend go to Mexico without you. Hold off on the flowers dude!!
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#5
 2007-02-28, 18:50
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
lol, she went with her four girl roommates... going with would've blown.
anyways, it's her 22nd bday, it's just to make her not realize she's getting old, anyhow.
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#6
 2007-02-28, 18:52
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
Did you try the obvious like FTD??
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#7
 2007-02-28, 18:54
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
Just checked it was $94.00 to send roses to Mexico, holy crap that is steep
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#8
 2007-02-28, 19:02
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specus_meretricis 
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by 2020:
Just checked it was $94.00 to send roses to Mexico, holy crap that is steep
I sent my mother two dozen roses for her birthday the other day and it was almost seventy bucks. So that really isn't too bad.
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#9
 2007-02-28, 19:04
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
I suppose... no one said love was cheap
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#10
 2007-02-28, 19:06
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pipedream 
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
yeah, see, i'm not trying to send her anything like two dozen roses, maybe just something small like this:
http://www.ftd.com/528/catalog/product.epl?product_id=FF93&index_id=product_sale
but all ftd international's got for mexico's this:
http://www.ftd.com/5970/catalog/category.epl?index_id=mexico
my damn cellphone can't seem to call international, so i'll probably try the concierge at the hotel tonight or tomorrow.
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#11
 2007-02-28, 19:07
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by pipedream:
lol, she went with her four girl roommates... going with would've blown.
anyways, it's her 22nd bday, it's just to make her not realize she's getting old, anyhow.
yeah, you really don't need to worry about the flowers then...
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#12
 2007-02-28, 19:46
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
Send her a dead cat.
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#13
 2007-02-28, 20:03
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:
yeah, you really don't need to worry about the flowers then...
he's right. save your money they could be having an orgy while you sending her flowers. shit I went to mexico 2 years ago for spring break and all there is there is a bunch of horny guys fucking any girl thats not mexican and of course a bunch of cheating girlfriends who know they'll never get caught since they're friends are cheating with them too
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#14
 2007-03-01, 07:24
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by Punisher1012:
he's right. save your money they could be having an orgy while you sending her flowers. shit I went to mexico 2 years ago for spring break and all there is there is a bunch of horny guys fucking any girl thats not mexican and of course a bunch of cheating girlfriends who know they'll never get caught since they're friends are cheating with them too
hell yeah, I was down in cancun during spring break, and I was gettin head from this bitch and in the middle of it her boyfriend called and this bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to stop she just sat there going "mhmm" mhhmmmm" it was priceless 
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#15
 2007-03-01, 07:55
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
She's on spring break in acapulco, without you? That probably means she's getting double-penetrated right this second, but she'll never tell you that she cheated on you. Just sayin'.
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#16
 2007-03-01, 08:02
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
I think the flowers are just a way to try and reassure himself that she didn't do anything....quite sad when you think about it,
just keep your head up...thats all I can say
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#17
 2007-03-01, 08:51
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:
Send her a dead cat.
looks like somebody's been watching, 'what women want'. casanova!
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#18
 2007-03-01, 16:45
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by Mutant Funk Drink:
She's on spring break in acapulco, without you? That probably means she's getting double-penetrated right this second, but she'll never tell you that she cheated on you. Just sayin'.
Truth. SHE'S WITH 4 GIRLFRIENDS, what else do you think they're gonna do? Poor, naive little cupcake...
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#19
 2007-03-01, 22:16
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by pipedream:
lol, she went with her four girl roommates... going with would've blown.
anyways, it's her 22nd bday, it's just to make her not realize she's getting old, anyhow.
save up for tissues, because she's cheating on you as you sit on your computer comparing shipping prices for roses
...this is a classic case of women screwing men over
good luck, seriously.
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#20
 2007-03-01, 23:17
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by pipedream:
lol, she went with her four girl roommates... going with would've blown.
anyways, it's her 22nd bday, it's just to make her not realize she's getting old, anyhow.
HAHAHAHA...so naive...you reassure yourself that she's NOT cheating on you because she's with 4 girlfriends, by themselves, in mexico on spring break....dude, get real. That girl is going to get fucked in ways you couldn't imagine....so much. I would never let me girlfriend goto spring break in mexico without....else, when she came back she wouldnt have a boyfriend....
on an unrelated note, I'm going to spring break in ft. lauderdale with my best friend who's a player, without my girlfriend...
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#21
 2007-03-01, 23:54
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:
HAHAHAHA...so naive...you reassure yourself that she's NOT cheating on you because she's with 4 girlfriends, by themselves, in mexico on spring break....dude, get real. That girl is going to get fucked in ways you couldn't imagine....so much. I would never let me girlfriend goto spring break in mexico without....else, when she came back she wouldnt have a boyfriend....
on an unrelated note, I'm going to spring break in ft. lauderdale with my best friend who's a player, without my girlfriend...
you gotta check out south padre island sometime, if you can...I've been going there since I was 15 but missed the last two because of the military 
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#22
 2007-03-02, 00:04
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
Sorry but i can tell you from experience after having worked in the floral industry that the only way this is going to work out at a decent price is if the hotel is willing to help you out.
When you do things through FTD you have to realize that alot of what they do is in bulk which adds to YOUR cost when you arent. And second everything that you do through FTD had to be brought into the country (sucks if youre trying to send to mexico) then your order is processed through a FTD supported florist and then shipped out. Flowers are expensive already, and trying to do something like that online or through ftd... youre gonna get raped.
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#23
 2007-03-03, 17:59
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
lol, i called the concierge, and ordered some flowers from a local flowershop to be delivered. my gf jst got back today, and she loved them, her vagina is the same diameter, and she's not oozing anywhere!
ftw!
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oh jesus.
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#24
 2007-03-03, 19:41
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by pipedream:
her vagina is the same diameter, and she's not oozing anywhere!
That, my friend, means that she was getting pounded up the ass.
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#25
 2007-03-03, 20:38
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
Dude.
Seriously.
This is way too funny.
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#26
 2007-03-03, 21:06
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Re: ordering my gf flowers
quote:Originally posted by pipedream:
and she's not oozing anywhere!
You had better make sure she IS oozing by tonight then. :P
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