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 #1 
Old 2007-02-28, 17:55
pipedream pipedream is offline
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i'm not sure if you guys can help me out with this one, but if you can, great!

my girlfriend's in acapulco for spring break, and i want to order some flowers to her hotel (for her birthday tomorrow).

i looked at some online vendors, but they're all a bit outrageous, especially considering this is mexico.

any ideas on how i should go about this? maybe call the concierge or something?

thanks.
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Old 2007-02-28, 17:59
specus_meretricis specus_meretricis is offline
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Call the hotel she is staying at and tell them what you want to do, there is a good chance (if it is a nice hotel) that they offer a service for you in house or that they can order the flowers from a local florist on your behalf.
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Old 2007-02-28, 18:44
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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don't worry about sending her flowers, pablo pedro and jesus are takin good care of her already
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Old 2007-02-28, 18:48
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You let your girlfriend go to Mexico without you. Hold off on the flowers dude!!
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Old 2007-02-28, 18:50
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lol, she went with her four girl roommates... going with would've blown.

anyways, it's her 22nd bday, it's just to make her not realize she's getting old, anyhow.
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Old 2007-02-28, 18:52
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Did you try the obvious like FTD??
 #7 
Old 2007-02-28, 18:54
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Just checked it was $94.00 to send roses to Mexico, holy crap that is steep
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Old 2007-02-28, 19:02
specus_meretricis specus_meretricis is offline
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quote:Originally posted by 2020:

Just checked it was $94.00 to send roses to Mexico, holy crap that is steep

I sent my mother two dozen roses for her birthday the other day and it was almost seventy bucks. So that really isn't too bad.
 #9 
Old 2007-02-28, 19:04
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I suppose... no one said love was cheap
 #10 
Old 2007-02-28, 19:06
pipedream pipedream is offline
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yeah, see, i'm not trying to send her anything like two dozen roses, maybe just something small like this:

http://www.ftd.com/528/catalog/product.epl?product_id=FF93&index_id=product_sale

but all ftd international's got for mexico's this:

http://www.ftd.com/5970/catalog/category.epl?index_id=mexico

my damn cellphone can't seem to call international, so i'll probably try the concierge at the hotel tonight or tomorrow.
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Old 2007-02-28, 19:07
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quote:Originally posted by pipedream:

lol, she went with her four girl roommates... going with would've blown.

anyways, it's her 22nd bday, it's just to make her not realize she's getting old, anyhow.



yeah, you really don't need to worry about the flowers then...
 #12 
Old 2007-02-28, 19:46
robyextreme robyextreme is offline
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Send her a dead cat.
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Old 2007-02-28, 20:03
Punisher1012 Punisher1012 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:



yeah, you really don't need to worry about the flowers then...

he's right. save your money they could be having an orgy while you sending her flowers. shit I went to mexico 2 years ago for spring break and all there is there is a bunch of horny guys fucking any girl thats not mexican and of course a bunch of cheating girlfriends who know they'll never get caught since they're friends are cheating with them too
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Old 2007-03-01, 07:24
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Punisher1012:

he's right. save your money they could be having an orgy while you sending her flowers. shit I went to mexico 2 years ago for spring break and all there is there is a bunch of horny guys fucking any girl thats not mexican and of course a bunch of cheating girlfriends who know they'll never get caught since they're friends are cheating with them too



hell yeah, I was down in cancun during spring break, and I was gettin head from this bitch and in the middle of it her boyfriend called and this bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to stop she just sat there going "mhmm" mhhmmmm" it was priceless
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Old 2007-03-01, 07:55
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She's on spring break in acapulco, without you? That probably means she's getting double-penetrated right this second, but she'll never tell you that she cheated on you. Just sayin'.
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Old 2007-03-01, 08:02
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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I think the flowers are just a way to try and reassure himself that she didn't do anything....quite sad when you think about it,

just keep your head up...thats all I can say
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Old 2007-03-01, 08:51
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quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Send her a dead cat.

looks like somebody's been watching, 'what women want'. casanova!
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Old 2007-03-01, 16:45
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quote:Originally posted by Mutant Funk Drink:

She's on spring break in acapulco, without you? That probably means she's getting double-penetrated right this second, but she'll never tell you that she cheated on you. Just sayin'.

Truth. SHE'S WITH 4 GIRLFRIENDS, what else do you think they're gonna do? Poor, naive little cupcake...
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Old 2007-03-01, 22:16
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quote:Originally posted by pipedream:

lol, she went with her four girl roommates... going with would've blown.

anyways, it's her 22nd bday, it's just to make her not realize she's getting old, anyhow.

save up for tissues, because she's cheating on you as you sit on your computer comparing shipping prices for roses

...this is a classic case of women screwing men over

good luck, seriously.
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Old 2007-03-01, 23:17
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quote:Originally posted by pipedream:

lol, she went with her four girl roommates... going with would've blown.

anyways, it's her 22nd bday, it's just to make her not realize she's getting old, anyhow.

HAHAHAHA...so naive...you reassure yourself that she's NOT cheating on you because she's with 4 girlfriends, by themselves, in mexico on spring break....dude, get real. That girl is going to get fucked in ways you couldn't imagine....so much. I would never let me girlfriend goto spring break in mexico without....else, when she came back she wouldnt have a boyfriend....

on an unrelated note, I'm going to spring break in ft. lauderdale with my best friend who's a player, without my girlfriend...
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Old 2007-03-01, 23:54
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

HAHAHAHA...so naive...you reassure yourself that she's NOT cheating on you because she's with 4 girlfriends, by themselves, in mexico on spring break....dude, get real. That girl is going to get fucked in ways you couldn't imagine....so much. I would never let me girlfriend goto spring break in mexico without....else, when she came back she wouldnt have a boyfriend....

on an unrelated note, I'm going to spring break in ft. lauderdale with my best friend who's a player, without my girlfriend...



you gotta check out south padre island sometime, if you can...I've been going there since I was 15 but missed the last two because of the military
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Old 2007-03-02, 00:04
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Sorry but i can tell you from experience after having worked in the floral industry that the only way this is going to work out at a decent price is if the hotel is willing to help you out.

When you do things through FTD you have to realize that alot of what they do is in bulk which adds to YOUR cost when you arent. And second everything that you do through FTD had to be brought into the country (sucks if youre trying to send to mexico) then your order is processed through a FTD supported florist and then shipped out. Flowers are expensive already, and trying to do something like that online or through ftd... youre gonna get raped.
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Old 2007-03-03, 17:59
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lol, i called the concierge, and ordered some flowers from a local flowershop to be delivered. my gf jst got back today, and she loved them, her vagina is the same diameter, and she's not oozing anywhere!

ftw!

...

oh jesus.
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Old 2007-03-03, 19:41
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quote:Originally posted by pipedream:

her vagina is the same diameter, and she's not oozing anywhere!

That, my friend, means that she was getting pounded up the ass.
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Old 2007-03-03, 20:38
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Dude.

Seriously.

This is way too funny.
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Old 2007-03-03, 21:06
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quote:Originally posted by pipedream:

and she's not oozing anywhere!



You had better make sure she IS oozing by tonight then. :P
 
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