Well, a little while ago, I said "yes" to a girl when she asked me out, just because she was hot. My plan was to fuck her and then leave her (Boo hoo, yeah, yeah, I'm sexist, get over it).

Anyway, some people here know I finally had sex with her a few days ago. I decided to then make HER break up with ME by being a total sexist douche to her whenever I could. You know, because that's more fun... Seriously, for those who know me, you could believe it.

But just this morning, she sent me this decorated picture of her on myspace.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1733/1086222709loy0.jpg

Wth... I was seriously being as mean as possible to her for the past few days, and she still isn't getting the hint.

So... yeah... I guess I'm looking for ideas on totse again. What's some really sexist shit I could do to her that'd really make her depressed and/or mad at me? I've been calling her "Sex Toy" for a while... but damn, that sucks.

(For those who are asking why I'd want to dump her, because you think she's hot or whatever, it's because I don't care. All girls are objects)

Just stomp up and down all over her Unicorn Farm, since that is about as real as this girl having anything to do with you.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Just stomp up and down all over her Unicorn Farm, since that is about as real as this girl having anything to do with you.

Serious answers only please... Maybe it'd be best if only people who knew me reply.

I'd bone her.

But from her picture she doesn't look like she's got much of a personality (I can be a very judgemental person).

Tell her she's boring and just dump her.

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

Hey man I understand. When I was younger I did the exact same thing, fuck and leave'em for the next one.

Here is where you may want to use caution. I can tell you what I have learned. You never want bad PR. You don't want this chick going around telling her friends you are a *****, or whatever, so DON'T burn a bridge with a women. Who knows you may want to fuck her best friend next week.

Tell her you can't see her anymore because:

Pick any

1. You mom thinks you shouldn't have a girlfriend right now.

2. You really need to focus on your studies right now.

3. You really need to focus on your job/career right now.

4. Find something or someone else to take the blame.

Don't let her think it is because of her or because you bagged her now want out.

Trust me you don't want bad PR and you may want to fuck one of her friends soon.

It's okay I don't care about bad PR or whatever - she doesn't even go to my school. But she knows a few of my friends but I dunno, meh.

You mean people who really believed your bullshit? Sorry, you fail for a couple reasons

One: A girl would just put her 16 Magazine model looking photo up with crap all over for you. She would have your photo or she would have one of both of you.

Two: And as you said, she is too hot for you. You tried to use that "Don't bother saying that" as the distraction, but it is the dead on truth. Someone that looks this good and has a great photographer on call like that would probably not fuck someone who sat up all night doodling on her picture to impress TOTSE.

That was a serious response by the way. It was just not the one you wanted. But here, I'll give you two that you can use to somehow feel less bland:

WOOT! ID HITZ THAT YU DUMB TO LOZE THAT PUZZY!!!



ENTER DA MAN! YOU SHO DAT BITCH! 1111



Feel better little man?

are you so unattractive that you have to trick women into having sex with you? I'm pretty ugly but I've never had to lie to get sex.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

You mean people who really believed your bullshit? Sorry, you fail for a couple reasons

One: A girl would just put her 16 Magazine model looking photo up with crap all over for you. She would have your photo or she would have one of both of you.

Two: And as you said, she is too hot for you. You tried to use that "Don't bother saying that" as the distraction, but it is the dead on truth. Someone that looks this good and has a great photographer on call like that would probably not fuck someone who sat up all night doodling on her picture to impress TOTSE.

That was a serious response by the way. It was just not the one you wanted. But here, I'll give you two that you can use to somehow feel less bland:

WOOT! ID HITZ THAT YU DUMB TO LOZE THAT PUZZY!!!



ENTER DA MAN! YOU SHO DAT BITCH! 1111



Feel better little man?

Are you serious? I'm literally lolling, I don't care because I know I AM going out with her. I guess you're just insecure because you can't get a girl that good (btw... don't just a book by its cover)

and i don't see how that looks like it was photographed professionally... wow she's wearing makeup! model!!!

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Are you serious? I'm literally lolling, I don't care because I know I AM going out with her. I guess you're just insecure because you can't get a girl that good (btw... don't just a book by its cover)

and i don't see how that looks like it was photographed professionally... wow she's wearing makeup! model!!!

Well no I wouln't get anything like that since I am niether into young girls nor a lesbian. Which is why I knew you fucked up big using that photo. I am a girl and I know they do a lot of stupid shit, but nothing like that. The focus of her "love letter" would have been either on your or both of you as a couple. What you did looks like a boy tried to scribble with his left hand to make it look like his mom's handwritting when signing his report card. So Teacher gives you a FAIL.

And if you didn't care if I believed you or not, they why worry about what I have to say about it?

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:



And if you didn't care if I believed you or not, they why worry about what I have to say about it?



Because I don't want to look like a stooge in front of my S&A buddies?

Um... what love letter. She sent me a freaking picture... It was just an example to show that she still likes me and holy crap, I just got it. You're mad at me because I'm always talking about how girls are objects all the time! ha ha pwned, sex toy.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Because I don't want to look like a stooge in front of my S&A buddies?

Um... what love letter. She sent me a freaking picture... It was just an example to show that she still likes me and holy crap, I just got it. You're mad at me because I'm always talking about how girls are objects all the time! ha ha pwned, sex toy.



Oh no, I'm not mad at all. If anything I kinda feel bad for you. I am sure there are great things about you that you are ignoring if you feel the need to impress your TOTSE buddies or anyone. Maybe you should try poetry? Or ceramics? I bet you are great at glass blowing!

I see you haven't got anything to say to my post. Your silence says alot really.

Seriously, what's with the "all women are onjects" shit? Mother issues?

Actually he acutally is going out with her, i go to his school, she does look slightly hotter in that pic though.

Half the skool knows he actually hates her surprised sumbody hasnt told sum1 at her skool lol

[This message has been edited by Fonzy (edited 02-28-2007).]

"sex toy"...lol?

I called my girlfriend "tits" or "boob" for like 2 months, and that was me being NICE.

Dude...if you wanted her to dump you, you would have already got her do it, it's not hard.

"Bitch, shut the fuck up. You're a woman, you only speak when spoken to. Even then, try to keep your sentences down to three to four words, any more and you'd be straining your small, inferior brain"

Sexist bullshit isn't hard to make up.

You fail.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:



Oh no, I'm not mad at all. If anything I kinda feel bad for you. I am sure there are great things about you that you are ignoring if you feel the need to impress your TOTSE buddies or anyone. Maybe you should try poetry? Or ceramics? I bet you are great at glass blowing!

Huh? I'm not trying to impress them... I just don't want to look like a stooge in front of them. You're one of those fat bitches who twists the opponent's words to make a point, aren't you?

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I see you haven't got anything to say to my post. Your silence says alot really.

Seriously, what's with the "all women are onjects" shit? Mother issues?

Seems like lack of mother issues. I'm going to arm chair theRAPIST and guess basic insecurities mixed with a free space to post reactive comments for a community. He is left alone too often and has little to no contact with other humans. He'll grow out of it. It's not like he is stupid or anything, just childish and silly.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

"sex toy"...lol?

I called my girlfriend "tits" or "boob" for like 2 months, and that was me being NICE.

Dude...if you wanted her to dump you, you would have already got her do it, it's not hard.

"Bitch, shut the fuck up. You're a woman, you only speak when spoken to. Even then, try to keep your sentences down to three to four words, any more and you'd be straining your small, inferior brain"

Sexist bullshit isn't hard to make up.

You fail.

God she thinks I'm joking and/or doesn't even listen to me. But I'll try harder.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Huh? I'm not trying to impress them... I just don't want to look like a stooge in front of them. You're one of those fat bitches who twists the opponent's words to make a point, aren't you?

Why Enter? Do your words get twisted often by fat bitches? Damn. Must suck to get fucked up the ass by just about anyone. You were the one that said you didn't want to look bad in front of your buddies, not me.

quote:Originally posted by Fonzy:

Actually he acutally is going out with her, i go to his school, she does look slightly hotter in that pic though.

Half the skool knows he actually hates her surprised sumbody hasnt told sum1 at her skool lol



Oh hey thanks why aren't you on MSN btw.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Why Enter? Do your words get twisted often by fat bitches? Damn. Must suck to get fucked up the ass by just about anyone. You were the one that said you didn't want to look bad in front of your buddies, not me.

Twisting words AGAIN! Rofl. I never said I always got my words twisted around. I just said you were one of those people. That is so ironic I literally lolled.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Twisting words AGAIN! Rofl. I never said I always got my words twisted around. I just said you were one of those people. That is so ironic I literally lolled.

I'm not twisting your words, I'm just repeating what you said back at you. Next time you create a magical world of girlfriends, or friends that just happen to show up in time to save your ass in a thread, just take more time and do a better job m'kay? Your audience demands it and we are worth it!

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

God she thinks I'm joking and/or doesn't even listen to me. But I'll try harder.

Reread what you just wrote. She doesn't care. lol. Who's playing who?

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

I'm not twisting your words, I'm just repeating what you said back at you. Next time you create a magical world of girlfriends, or friends that just happen to show up in time to save your ass in a thread, just take more time and do a better job m'kay? Your audience demands it and we are worth it!

O... kay...

Is there anyone else out there who can back me up that this psycho bitch is one psycho bitch?

Where is this coming from btw? I posted a picture of my girlfriend and you start calling me a liar and... Jeeze, wtf?!

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Reread what you just wrote. She doesn't care. lol. Who's playing who?

Sigh. I. Love. You. Arquin. (see, I used only one word at a time so as to not strain my tiny little brain, it's science!)

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Reread what you just wrote. She doesn't care. lol. Who's playing who?

That's the thing... She cares but not, like... I'm right damnit!!! I'm the superior one!!!

Seriously, if she's sending me crap like that and flirting and whatnot, I'm assuming she cares. Although I'm guessing it'd be quite funny for my viewers if she was making a thread just like this on some other forum.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

O... kay...

Is there anyone else out there who can back me up that this psycho bitch is one psycho bitch?

Where is this coming from btw? I posted a picture of my girlfriend and you start calling me a liar and... Jeeze, wtf?!



I didn't call you a liar, Jeeze that's harsh! I just said the photo was fake, you don't know her, you doodled that shit on it, and that you used one of your extra accounts to back yourself up...but I never called you a "liar". God, project much?

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:



I didn't call you a liar, Jeeze that's harsh! I just said the photo was fake, you don't know her, you doodled that shit on it, and that you used one of your extra accounts to back yourself up...but I never called you a "liar". God, project much?

Yeah... you called me a liar. And that really is my friend from school... Even let a mod do an ip check. Jeeze... you really are a bitch.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

That's the thing... She cares but not, like... I'm right damnit!!! I'm the superior one!!!

Seriously, if she's sending me crap like that and flirting and whatnot, I'm assuming she cares. Although I'm guessing it'd be quite funny for my viewers if she was making a thread just like this on some other forum.



What would really be golden is if she used a photo of Hayden Christianson and said it was you with: "Ur Puzzy Rulez My Manstick!" written on it.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:



What would really be golden is if she used a photo of Hayden Christianson and said it was you with: "Ur Puzzy Rulez My Manstick!" written on it.

Can we see a photo of you?

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Yeah... you called me a liar. And that really is my friend from school... Even let a mod do an ip check. Jeeze... you really are a bitch.

Yes, because an I.P. check would proove everything. I mean it's not like you can change your IP at all, since it isn't 1996 yet.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Yes, because an I.P. check would proove everything. I mean it's not like you can change your IP at all, since it isn't 1996 yet.

Um... yeah, you can change your ip, but as far as I know, you can't change it back to what it was before.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Can we see a photo of you?

Sure:



http://tinyurl.com/25b3sn

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Sure:



http://tinyurl.com/25b3sn

Okay, I guess you're ugly then.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Okay, I guess you're ugly then.

Let's just say my looks would prevent me from ever having sex with you. But I guess it does suck to have an ugly girl online totally making you look like a bag of cunts, huh?

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Let's just say my looks would prevent me from ever having sex with you. But I guess it does suck to have an ugly girl online totally making you look like a bag of cunts, huh?

No... because I, and hopefully lots of other people here, can see you're mentally insane... Seriously, I have lots of totse members added on MSN, and talk to them like, daily. Some even go to my school, it's not that hard to believe (I told them about it of course).

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

No... because I, and hopefully lots of other people here, can see you're mentally insane... Seriously, I have lots of totse members added on MSN, and talk to them like, daily. Some even go to my school, it's not that hard to believe (I told them about it of course).

So a picture would demonstrate my mental stability? If someone would try to impress a forum with a fake photo of a girl, and suddenly have a friend appear to back you up, that is testament to your insecurity to create a whole world of imaginary friends to lend you support. You have spent a very long time trying to convince me of your earnest nature. Anyone who was on the up and up wouldn't have given two shits what I would have to say, especially since all their REAL friends are happy to believe them. I've been on the internet since 56 B.C.E.. I've seen it all, heard it all, and totally understand why anyone would find it easy and instantly gratifying to fake the funk on here.

But I'm still not calling you a liar.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:



But I'm still not calling you a liar.

Okay, good then we're agreed.

Anyway, back on topic, should I stop being more verbal and start getting physical?

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Okay, good then we're agreed.

Anyway, back on topic, should I stop being more verbal and start getting physical?

If that is really your girlfriend, she looks like she can kick your ass. Try to fuck one of her friends or her sister.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

If that is really your girlfriend, she looks like she can kick your ass. Try to fuck one of her friends or her sister.

Trust me, she's short as fuck and that makeup she's wearing makes her look badass, sure, but she's... are you ready for this. Vegetarian.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Trust me, she's short as fuck and that makeup she's wearing makes her look badass, sure, but she's... are you ready for this. Vegetarian.

Those vegitarian bitches are like rage filled monkeys. Trust me, you don't want to piss them off. Seriously, if you really want to hurt a girl, fuck her friend or her sister. Especially if they are dumpier than she is.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Those vegitarian bitches are like rage filled monkeys. Trust me, you don't want to piss them off. Seriously, if you really want to hurt a girl, fuck her friend or her sister. Especially if they are dumpier than she is.

Okay, wow, that was actually good advice. I'm not going to fuck her, unless I got the oppurtunity, but I'll flirt or whatever. Whatever I can do.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Okay, wow, that was actually good advice. I'm not going to fuck her, unless I got the oppurtunity, but I'll flirt or whatever. Whatever I can do.

Or suggest a three way, and if she goes for it say "Well how about you just watch me fuck her?".

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

One: A girl would just put her 16 Magazine model looking photo up with crap all over for you. She would have your photo or she would have one of both of you.

Two: And as you said, she is too hot for you. You tried to use that "Don't bother saying that" as the distraction, but it is the dead on truth. Someone that looks this good and has a great photographer on call like that would probably not fuck someone who sat up all night doodling on her picture to impress TOTSE.



To be fair, girls do do that.

But this guys still a total fag and she'd do good to tell him to fuck off.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

That's the thing... She cares but not, like... I'm right damnit!!! I'm the superior one!!!

Seriously, if she's sending me crap like that and flirting and whatnot, I'm assuming she cares. Although I'm guessing it'd be quite funny for my viewers if she was making a thread just like this on some other forum.

No you're not.

By the way, you have control and dominance issues.

Also, you seem to feel like a man when you call a woman names, try to make her feel small/pathetic/wothless or, and I quote, "Depressed", whereas in actual fact it makes you weaker and the less superior one because you rely on her to feel like a man. Without her to pick on, you're even less than what you are now.

And plus, if you tried to get her to break up with you (haha, and failed) then in everyones eyes she's the more dominant one because she would have told you to get lost, thus making you look like you're the hurt one.

And you clearly do care because you're trying to make her finish with you.

quote:It's okay I don't care about bad PR or whatever - she doesn't even go to my school. But she knows a few of my friends but I dunno, meh.

You seem to care otherwise you'd just finish with her without all this childish bullshit.

Die.

Introduce her to me and I'll take over.

She's fucking hot.

stupid 15 year olds and their emo girlfriends.

Fuck 'n' Dump?

Don't like your type, mate. Don't understand you. Why only fuck once?

You just know shes gonna turn out super emo after this.

Maybe she's a female version of you and is playing you.

Why don't you just lay back and keep her for the sex. Eventually it'll end anyway.

Why don't you just break up with her?

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Next time you create a magical world of girlfriends, or friends that just happen to show up in time to save your ass in a thread, just take more time and do a better job m'kay?

I laughed really hard. Maybe he's just a troll. The picture looks like it was scribbled on by a toddler, and he got so upset when accused... and trolls are known to use two accounts. He's playing all of us for the "lols"!

^ Something tells me, based on another thread Enter started in another forum, that it is only going to get better later on. He is pretty funny though.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Fuck 'n' Dump?

Don't like your type, mate. Don't understand you. Why only fuck once?



Good fucking point.

NAKED PICS YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT (btw tell her when you want to take pics that it will be your little secret women love to have secrets that they can share with like 3 friends)

EDIT: they'll be a secret for about the 30 mins while your taking them

Excuse me, I'd like to meet this specus_meretricis female. I've never seen anybody ''pwn'' somebody like that.

I vote archive.

Enter, you're a dirty piece of shit. You make it look like all teenagers are total dumb cunts, like you. You're nobody. You think you're impressing anybody by going out with a girl to just fuck her then leave her?

You're not impressing me. Try harder. Btw that pic is full of shit.

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Excuse me, I'd like to meet this specus_meretricis female. I've never seen anybody ''pwn'' somebody like that.

I vote archive.

Enter, you're a dirty piece of shit. You make it look like all teenagers are total dumb cunts, like you. You're nobody. You think you're impressing anybody by going out with a girl to just fuck her then leave her?

You're not impressing me. Try harder. Btw that pic is full of shit.

Okay, whatever.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Okay, whatever.

Lmao. Why are you bsing Enter?

A - I dont think you know the definition of "sexist"

B - What the fuck kind of shorts is she wearing? Are you guys hicks?

Just don\'t shower for several days, and refuse to do so if she requests.

Send her the link to this thread!

That should work.

But shes hot

My advice to you:

Fuck her once or twice a day then go home and ignore her. Repeat.

hahahahaha

please, go back to SG

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Maybe she's a female version of you and is playing you.

That would be so fucking awesome. And then after she breaks up with him, in an ironic twist, he falls in love with her. Wow. I gotta write this down.

Enter...I respect you as a totsean. That being said youre a waste of a human being. Specus is hot. Ive seen her picture but I dont remember what thread. But hey dude, if all you cant do is have shallow relationships with girls then I feel very bad for you.

Because...you will only get more and more frustrated as time passes. With yourself and women in general. Yeah, specus was right. Im sure you have mom issues. Did she abuse/molest you or something? Youre one of those people who needs a good ass kicking.





[This message has been edited by TruthWielder (edited 03-02-2007).]

Link her to this thread

problem solved