Yeah so this new girl came in and I'm talking her up, shes decent hot, and this is in ceramics class - somehow she thinks I said clit instead of clay then we start talking about how the clit works and shit and we get close I guess. The stalker bitch is like RIGHT THERE, and apparently she asked the new girl if we were going out, so we start whispering about how I think shes stalking me and how she asked to take pictures of me and shit and I ask the new girl to pretend to be my GF so the stalker quits fucking stalking me, LOW AND BEHOLD I WHISPER VERY LOUDLY!

STALKING BITCH OVERHEARD ME, ROFLMAO!!!

So shes all omg im so hurt why would you think that and tromps off, like I give a fuck. Just now she txted me "OMG DRAGO I JST WANTED 2 B FRENDS BUT WUT U DOIN IS SO MEST UP SO FUCK U!!" hahahahahha, I txted back, like what am I doing? Expecting her responce to be entertaining, but nothing so far.

It feels so good to be an asshole.

so you're in what, the second grade? third?

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

so you're in what, the second grade? third?

11th. Hollar back, youngin'.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

11th. Hollar back, youngin'.

bitch don't talk to your elders like that

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Yeah so this new girl came in and I'm talking her up, shes decent hot, and this is in ceramics class - somehow she thinks I said clit instead of clay then we start talking about how the clit works and shit and we get close I guess. The stalker bitch is like RIGHT THERE, and apparently she asked the new girl if we were going out, so we start whispering about how I think shes stalking me and how she asked to take pictures of me and shit and I ask the new girl to pretend to be my GF so the stalker quits fucking stalking me, LOW AND BEHOLD I WHISPER VERY LOUDLY!

STALKING BITCH OVERHEARD ME, ROFLMAO!!!

So shes all omg im so hurt why would you think that and tromps off, like I give a fuck. Just now she txted me "OMG DRAGO I JST WANTED 2 B FRENDS BUT WUT U DOIN IS SO MEST UP SO FUCK U!!" hahahahahha, I txted back, like what am I doing? Expecting her responce to be entertaining, but nothing so far.

It feels so good to be an asshole.

*hi fives*

Year 10 is better though, i hpooked up with chik and her tits on the weekend and now we laff wenever we look at each other. She broke up with her bf of one year to hook up n went bak to a day aftyer LAWL HAXED HER

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

bitch don't talk to your elders like that

http://tinyurl.com/3aaz8n

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

bitch don't talk to your elders like that

http://tinyurl.com/3aaz8n

rpfl (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/nofuturechaosuk/meowth.jpg)

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

[URL=http: //img.phot obucket.co m/albums/v 407/nofutu rechaosuk/ meowth.jpg ]rpfl[/URL ]

http://tinyurl.com/2avjbv

Your name is Drago?

I know I'd be an asshole if my name was Drago.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Yeah so this new girl came in and I'm talking her up, shes decent hot, and this is in ceramics class - somehow she thinks I said clit instead of clay then we start talking about how the clit works and shit and we get close I guess. The stalker bitch is like RIGHT THERE, and apparently she asked the new girl if we were going out, so we start whispering about how I think shes stalking me and how she asked to take pictures of me and shit and I ask the new girl to pretend to be my GF so the stalker quits fucking stalking me, LOW AND BEHOLD I WHISPER VERY LOUDLY!

STALKING BITCH OVERHEARD ME, ROFLMAO!!!

So shes all omg im so hurt why would you think that and tromps off, like I give a fuck. Just now she txted me "OMG DRAGO I JST WANTED 2 B FRENDS BUT WUT U DOIN IS SO MEST UP SO FUCK U!!" hahahahahha, I txted back, like what am I doing? Expecting her responce to be entertaining, but nothing so far.

It feels so good to be an asshole.

Alright, little boy, calm down.

I'm betting the new girl wouldn't go near you if she saw this post. And the 'stalker' is probably lucky to be away from you.

Also, I highly doubt she's any kind of stalker.

lol, you think that's great?

i knocked up a chick and left her with 3 kids.

pwnt. like i giva fuck.

quote:Originally posted by jai614:

lol, you think that's great?

i knocked up a chick and left her with 3 kids.

pwnt. like i giva fuck.

Yes but is your name "Drago"?

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

Alright, little boy, calm down.

I'm betting the new girl wouldn't go near you if she saw this post. And the 'stalker' is probably lucky to be away from you.

Also, I highly doubt she's any kind of stalker.

Nah shes an asshole her herself she thinks its just as funny as me, and yes, she was a goddamn stalker. I've made like 4 threads on how I don't know how to tell her I'm not interested, and this finally worked. I wish there was a way to pimpslap bitches like you online, but only if I could properly babypowder my hand first.



And YEEEEE I'm Drago, catch me in a tall furry hat drowning myself in vodka.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

Alright, little boy, calm down.

I'm betting the new girl wouldn't go near you if she saw this post. And the 'stalker' is probably lucky to be away from you.

Also, I highly doubt she's any kind of stalker.

Nah shes an asshole her herself she thinks its just as funny as me, and yes, she was a goddamn stalker. I've made like 4 threads on how I don't know how to tell her I'm not interested, and this finally worked. I wish there was a way to pimpslap bitches like you online, but only if I could properly babypowder my hand first.



And YEEEEE I'm Drago, catch me in a tall furry hat drowning myself in vodka.

Hmmm, so I'm a bitch because I don't agree with you and think that your view probably isn't totally reliable.

Moron.

And to be honest, I doubt you'd even do anything if you could.

And just because you couldn't tell her you weren't interested, doesn't make her a stalker. Remember, she probably didn't know that you didn't like her if you weren't even telling her or making it obvious.

And also, the "I wish there was a way to pimpslap bitches like you online" makes you look like a little boy.

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

Hmmm, so I'm a bitch because I don't agree with you and think that your view probably isn't totally reliable.

Moron.

And to be honest, I doubt you'd even do anything if you could.

And just because you couldn't tell her you weren't interested, doesn't make her a stalker. Remember, she probably didn't know that you didn't like her if you weren't even telling her or making it obvious.

And also, the "I wish there was a way to pimpslap bitches like you online" makes you look like a little boy.

Shut the fuck up! You're a bitch because I can smell your cooter bleeding.



Hell yeah I would if I could, I'm mobstar, ask about me in these forums, ASK ABOUT ME!

I made it as obvious as I could without saying it directly, I ignore her most of the time, give her weird ass looks, and don't answer her questions. She never took a cue.

Your fixation with little boys makes you seem a catholic priest.

P3RSONALY I THINK UR BNG AWFULY IMATURE 3VEN FOR AN 1TH GRAEDR!111! I THINK U SHUD HAEV BHAEVD DIF3RANTLEY MAYB BAN A LITLE MORE CONSIEDRAET OF DA POR GIRL!!1!1111 WTF AL SH3 DID WAS 2 LIEK U AND TRY 2 B UR FREIND AND U GIEV H3R A HARD TIEM!!1!!1!!! WTF LOL I HOPA U WIL R3ALIEZ UR MISTAEK AND CONSIEDR UR ACTIONS IN TEH FUTUR3!!!11111 LOL

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

And also, the "I wish there was a way to pimpslap bitches like you online" makes you look like a little boy.

I'm not sure he's said anything that doesn't make him look like a little boy.

Jx

quote:Originally posted by busyhands:

P3RSONALY I THINK UR BNG AWFULY IMATURE 3VEN FOR AN 1TH GRAEDR!111! I THINK U SHUD HAEV BHAEVD DIF3RANTLEY MAYB BAN A LITLE MORE CONSIEDRAET OF DA POR GIRL!!1!1111 WTF AL SH3 DID WAS 2 LIEK U AND TRY 2 B UR FREIND AND U GIEV H3R A HARD TIEM!!1!!1!!! WTF LOL I HOPA U WIL R3ALIEZ UR MISTAEK AND CONSIEDR UR ACTIONS IN TEH FUTUR3!!!11111 LOL

Awesome.

quote:Originally posted by busyhands:

P3RSONALY I THINK UR BNG AWFULY IMATURE 3VEN FOR AN 1TH GRAEDR!111! I THINK U SHUD HAEV BHAEVD DIF3RANTLEY MAYB BAN A LITLE MORE CONSIEDRAET OF DA POR GIRL!!1!1111 WTF AL SH3 DID WAS 2 LIEK U AND TRY 2 B UR FREIND AND U GIEV H3R A HARD TIEM!!1!!1!!! WTF LOL I HOPA U WIL R3ALIEZ UR MISTAEK AND CONSIEDR UR ACTIONS IN TEH FUTUR3!!!11111 LOL



I want that on a business card and/or a bumper sticker.

quote:Originally posted by Fonzy:

hooked up with a chik and her tits on the weekend

I don't get it!

Could her tits somehow have been absent?

Detachable?

Explain!

He has cercamics class *points and laughs*

Why dont you wear a dress and swish around in it too, you little sissy?

I agree with whoever said he wasn't being stalked.

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

He has cercamics class *points and laughs*

Why dont you wear a dress and swish around in it too, you little sissy?



Fuck of man, ceramics are awesome

quote:Originally posted by WorBlux:



Fuck of man, ceramics are awesome

So is having a vagina! Does he want to take a class in that!?

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

So is having a vagina!

QFT!...preferably several and all in pretty jars

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

QFT!...preferably several and all in pretty jars

Just HOW pretty are these jars?

You're all pussies.

Easy's got his shit together.

Not to get all on your nuts dude, but respect.

quote:Originally posted by WorBlux:



Fuck of man, ceramics are awesome

QFT. http://tinyurl.com/ypqdx7

I'm working on a bong right now I'll post pics when its finished. I also got some pots and whatnot that would make you all proud of your little Easy Rider, but there at school. I thought pottery would be gay as fuck when I first got assigned it, but its really relaxing, it just feels good. I still keep it gully with football, weightlifting, and I used to box but I moved and can't find a gym. Respect my gangster.



Thanks wooty, no homo.

quote:Originally posted by Toddler Fondler:

I know I'd be an asshole if my name was Drago.

Easiest way to get a stalker off your nuts is to act extremely creepy.

Like, when she says hi, grab her hair, smell it , and whisper in a horny sounding voice "awesome..."

Or when she talks to you, giggle softly, then start moaning as you put your hands in your pants.

Your story sucked.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Easiest way to get a stalker off your nuts is to act extremely creepy.

Like, when she says hi, grab her hair, smell it , and whisper in a horny sounding voice "awesome..."

Or when she talks to you, giggle softly, then start moaning as you put your hands in your pants.

Your story sucked.

You uh...got a lot of experience in this field or some such thing?

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Easiest way to get a stalker off your nuts is to act extremely creepy.

Like, when she says hi, grab her hair, smell it , and whisper in a horny sounding voice "awesome..."

Or when she talks to you, giggle softly, then start moaning as you put your hands in your pants.

Your story sucked.

Its not a story bitch, its the truth. THIS IS REAL FUCKIN' LIFE SON!!

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Shut the fuck up! You're a bitch because I can smell your cooter bleeding.



Hell yeah I would if I could, I'm mobstar, ask about me in these forums, ASK ABOUT ME!

I made it as obvious as I could without saying it directly, I ignore her most of the time, give her weird ass looks, and don't answer her questions. She never took a cue.

Your fixation with little boys makes you seem a catholic priest.

I'm not on a period.

You're pathetic.

Your post oozes childishness.

And this is where you learn that being direct helps. Still your fault. Should assume everyone can take a hint.

And no, I don't have a "fixation with little boys. It's just the only way I seem able to describe you without going overboard.

quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

I'm not sure he's said anything that doesn't make him look like a little boy.

Jx

Lol, true.

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

Lol, true.

Get off my nuts. You wish you could be me.

Why does everyone that posts their dick have a really small piece?

hi thread

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I don't get it!

Could her tits somehow have been absent?

Detachable?

Explain!



He's sayin she had a great pair of tits.