What's yours?

A. Sloppy n' Sensational

B. Menacing and Obscene

C. Outrageous n' Out of this World

D. Dull as a Duck

E. Slow n' Blow

F. Suck n' Swallows

What the hell.

OMG all of them

quote:Originally posted by Indulgence:

What the hell.

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

What's yours?

A. Sloppy n' Sensational

B. Menacing and Obscene

C. Outrageous n' Out of this World

D. Dull as a Duck

E. Slow n' Blow

F. Suck n' Swallows

Ain't no such thing as bad head...

Come on! A girl has your dick in her mouth fer christ sake!

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Ain't no such thing as bad head...

Come on! A girl has your dick in her mouth fer christ sake!

yeah...you're obviously a virgin.

two words dude: braces & teeth

Just answer the damn question.

I've honestly got to say that blowjobs are the shittest thing on the planet, not once thats right not a single time have i came receiving head. I'd rather have a wank than get head it just frustrates me.

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

What's yours?

A. Sloppy n' Sensational

B. Menacing and Obscene

C. Outrageous n' Out of this World

D. Dull as a Duck

E. Slow n' Blow

F. Suck n' Swallows

F-Suck n' Swallows (and uses hand(s) as well

A-Sloppy n' Sensational

B-Menacing n' Obscene

...........g?....G?....G?[i]...

...[i]G...Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 02-28-2007).]

As long as she sticks her thumb in my ass while shes doing it. OHHHH AHHHH OHHHH AHHHH.

*EXPLODES*

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

yeah...you're obviously a virgin.

two words dude: braces & teeth

you've obviously had bad head.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

yeah...you're obviously a virgin.

two words dude: braces & teeth

As bad as they are - A WOMAN HAS YOUR DICK IN HER MOUTH WITH THE SOLE INTENTION OF MAKING YOU CUM!!! - It is still better than masturbation, and masturbation is good....

And I am hardly a virgin - I have 2 kids to prove you wrong! Read some of my other posts.

I never said anything about a woman.

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

I never said anything about a woman.

So? You're an illegitimateuser then?

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

I never said anything about a woman.

Sorry - I just assumed we were talking about women. Force of habit I guess....

Slow, wet, and sloppy. Plenty o' suction.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Sorry - I just assumed we were talking about women. Force of habit I guess....

This is all hypothetical.

ive never gotten bad head..thats all im gonna say...

wait...one time i almost got bitten..she was just messing with me..but still...not good times...

so OTHER than that ^^ ive never gotten bad head

The type where she uses her mouth.

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

What's yours?

A. Sloppy n' Sensational

B. Menacing and Obscene

C. Outrageous n' Out of this World

D. Dull as a Duck

E. Slow n' Blow

F. Suck n' SwallowsWhy have you named and listed them like flavours of crisps/noodles? The excessive use of the letter "n'" reminds me of those crisps, nik naks.

quote:Originally posted by fuckbiscuit:

I've honestly got to say that blowjobs are the shittest thing on the planet, not once thats right not a single time have i came receiving head. I'd rather have a wank than get head it just frustrates me.

I doubt you've had a woman that was committed to it and loved doing it. I have girlfriends that hate it but will still go down on "special occasions."

Not me, I love to suck! I get off on it myself, so I really pay attention to how a man responds to each technique then use it all to my advantage. I love to swallow too, win/win situation.

I like my blowjobs like I like my butterscotch; hard and given to me by grandpa.

quote:Originally posted by jewelie369:

Not me, I love to suck! I get off on it myself, so I really pay attention to how a man responds to each technique then use it all to my advantage. I love to swallow too, win/win situation.

Shut up, you cum depository!

Head = head. And Head = good.

G: head in mouth, handjob on the shaft, sometimes just head/deep throating while her finger is in ma butt and another girl getting teabagged/licking me.

i choose G.

D. Out of all of your detailed descriptions, I love it best nice and dull. Nothing gets me off like being bored senseless.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

D. Out of all of your detailed descriptions, I love it best nice and dull. Nothing gets me off like being bored senseless.

A very nice choice indeed.

Braces.

Some wise man once said "Blowjobs are like pizza. If they're good then they're good. If they're bad, they're still pretty good".

The surprise kind.

I think I gave a bad one the other night - he asked for 'a little less teeth please.'

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

I think I gave a bad one the other night - he asked for 'a little less teeth please.'



You should have stopped and said 'a little less dick please' and smiled.

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

What's yours?

A. Sloppy n' Sensational

B. Menacing and Obscene

C. Outrageous n' Out of this World

D. Dull as a Duck

E. Slow n' Blow

F. Suck n' Swallows

G.DEEPTHROAT



[This message has been edited by Warrussia (edited 02-28-2007).]

me

Sopthmore year I got a blowjob from an old girlfriend. It was her first. I thought she was going the shred my dick. Not cool.

That one that your mom does, she does this thing with her toung god dam it feels good!

quote:Originally posted by gam3r_with_revenge:

That one that your mom does, she does this thing with her toung god dam it feels good!



That thing your dad taught you? Man - I heard he gives the best head....

EDIT: Damn Spelling...

[This message has been edited by chumpion (edited 03-01-2007).]

D. Just because its the only type i've ever had :\

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

That thing your dad taught you? Man - I heard he gives the best head....

EDIT: Damn Spelling...



Lol

No teeth, and she swallows.. thats ideal. But really, if my dick is in her mouth, im pretty content. As long as she's not chewin on it.. *cringes*

They look so fucking hot when they do it too. God damn i need a drink..

Every now and then my girlfriend and I will just be laying in bed watching tv, and with no foreplay or words exchanged or anything, she'll just go for it.

That's the best.

Beyond that, E in the morning, A most of the time, B if Im in that kind of mood.

The one where she kneels naked in front of me with her hands tied behind her back and her hair in pigtails...naked that is except for the plain white 'bobby' socks...

*excuses self while he goes for COLD shower *