Theres this girl that wants me to talk dirty to her during sex. Now she wants it to be dirty but nothing too insulting, so calling her a filthy slut won't get her off (despite saying this, thank you in advance to the people that post those very words...).

I can't really come up with much to say, I'm going to draw a blank and try to improvise and say some stupid ass shit like "Oh yeah...I'm going to fuck you so hard...with my penis...yeah in your vagina....err...oh baby." then panic and go soft or something. I don't want to phail, help me totse.

pahaha... well can't really help sorry, just say what you want eh? you cant really talk dirty while screwing without having the bit of insult in it? say what feels right, who cares what she thinks, its what she asked for.

Uh for a start, don't use scientific terms such as penis and vagina. If it were me, I'd laugh.

Secondly, tell her what you're going to do, it's hotter. Don't say 'so you want me to do this?' it makes you seem hesitant and like you're clueless.

Thirdly, don't try too hard. It should come naturally after a while and when you both start to get into it.

Ha, the above didn't really happen, I know that would be a disaster. Hmmm, so you're saying I'm going to get a call and response...yeah, I guess that stands to reason, this girl isn't one to sit and be quiet. So, basically I can only learn through experience?

quote:Originally posted by Belle:

Ha, the above didn't really happen, I know that would be a disaster. Hmmm, so you're saying I'm going to get a call and response...yeah, I guess that stands to reason, this girl isn't one to sit and be quiet. So, basically I can only learn through experience?

Basically...yeah.

Practice makes perfect, afterall ;]

I'm fine with dirty talk until I get asked a question.

"You like that, don't you?"

"Yes."

It makes me feel a little silly.

"I'm gonna fuck you like a Zulu warrior"

"Yeah Baby, you like that black dick?"

"Fuckin right, Bitch Come on that black pole"

"Does it make you feel dirty? fuckin a black man?"

"It's time for a dose of black meat, honey"

Fuck my chocolate seed is bursting inside of you!"

Say that shit, it should really confuse her.

Umm... heh, that sounds so funny. How about instead of saying these things whilst you're doing it, saying them before when you're just laying with each other, but when she tries to do anything... stop her.

quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

Umm... heh, that sounds so funny. How about instead of saying these things whilst you're doing it, saying them before when you're just laying with each other, but when she tries to do anything... stop her.

Use it in foreplay to be a big tease? Make her beg for it?

quote:Originally posted by Belle:

Use it in foreplay to be a big tease? Make her beg for it?

That sounds like a pretty good idea.

*Wants sex*

'EEEUUURREEKAA!!'

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I'm fine with dirty talk until I get asked a question.

"You like that, don't you?"

"Yes."

It makes me feel a little silly.

I am not comfortable with this sort of thing at all, so that would definately make me feel silly. Actually, I think all of it would. :P

Dey traying to katch mee talkin' dirty! Sorry, just had to do that.

Anyways, as for your problem, maybe watch some pornos? Dunno, but try to kinda act, put yourself in that situation and BAM! "Im gonna invade yor ass bitch!"

^^^That would get an "I don't think so" reaction from me.

I used to date a girl who talked dirty.

She was like 'Frink I want your big cock inside me' and 'you're gonna pound my arse'. And it always made me laugh. Hahaha. I'm chuckling just thinking about it, and it was years ago.

Good times.

Tell her to talk dirty first, lazy person indeed.

This is what you do: Lay next to her on the bed, fully clothed and start cuddling. Then slide your hand into her panties and start playing with her clit. As you are doing this, nuzzle your mouth up by her ear and describe how beautiful you think her pussy is and how soft, wet, ect. Ask her if she wants you to make her cum like this and keep asking her until you get more than just a little murmured "yes" or gasping. Keep asking until she says how much she wants to cum on your hand. Start getting her really aroused, to the point she is humping her ass against your hard on...then you say "I got into a fight today. I was playing basketball you see and..."

quote:Originally posted by frinkmakesyouthink:

I used to date a girl who talked dirty.

She was like 'Frink I want your big cock inside me' and 'you're gonna pound my arse'. And it always made me laugh. Hahaha. I'm chuckling just thinking about it, and it was years ago.

Good times.

I have a feeling that if I don't say something stupid, I'll still probably burst out laughing. Oh well, sex is funny business.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

This is what you do: Lay next to her on the bed, fully clothed and start cuddling. Then slide your hand into her panties and start playing with her clit. As you are doing this, nuzzle your mouth up by her ear and describe how beautiful you think her pussy is and how soft, wet, ect. Ask her if she wants you to make her cum like this and keep asking her until you get more than just a little murmured "yes" or gasping. Keep asking until she says how much she wants to cum on your hand. Start getting her really aroused, to the point she is humping her ass against your hard on...then you say "I got into a fight today. I was playing basketball you see and..."

Hahaha , this is an exelent response really made me laugh +1

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

I was seeing this chick once and she always wanted me to not only talk dirty to her but call her names. Then she wanted me to pull her hair, then slap her around.

I did not do any of those things, that's just not me.

What the fuck! You ruined a good thing, jesus.

quote:Originally posted by BluryVision:

"SCREEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!"

I enjoy a little dirty talk with my sex. The trick is to just be vocal. Let her know what feels good and if it stops feeling good enough to tell her it feels good do something else so it does. Tell her when you can feel something different, or if you're going extra deep, or slowing down, or speeding up. Tell her you like fucking her, tell her she likes it and you how you can tell, tell her how wet she is, etc...

There's lot's of stuff you can say without being cheesy.

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

There's lot's of stuff you can say without being cheesy.



Without being "in the heat of the moment", even that stuff sounds cheesy to me.

That must be the secret to it. I can not see how anyone could pre-plan sex talk.



[This message has been edited by oc6 (edited 03-02-2007).]

well saying shit like "omg your so wet" isnt half bad, or if she's giving u head say breathlessly "omg i want your pussy so bad"

otherwise, dirty talk doenst hav to be dirty, it just has to be vocal. saying what feels good and saying exactly what you want