does anyone know anybody that has had their dick chopped off??

How could a guy live life with no pen0r?

I would have to be shootin massive quantities of opiates for the rest of my life if this ever happened to me.

comments..

If you lose it, you can always get a mechanical one. I'd much rather have one with a built in vibrate feature and if it can shoot lasers, all the better.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

If you lose it, you can always get a mechanical one. I'd much rather have one with a built in vibrate feature and if it can shoot lasers, all the better.

Why did i picture a star wars style space battle between two cocks when i read the laser part? Anyway on topic, i dont think i coudl do it, although one of my mates wants to become a woman when hes older

Nope, but I do know a couple of trannies who've had their cocks peeled like a banana and turned inside out, their balls cut out and the ball sack splayed...

I am considered a fairly tough guy but just reading the account of what actually is done during the op made my nuts shrink back into my body and i had to put the book down and have a stiff drink.

quote:Originally posted by mongolia_d:

Why did i picture a star wars style space battle between two cocks when i read the laser part?

rofl I thought of this http://tinyurl.com/ywca7z

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You guys ain't seen shit. unless you've seen this:

http://www.drewpickles.com/files/BMEPainOlympics.swf

quote:Originally posted by Borknik:

You guys ain't seen shit. unless you've seen this:

ht tp://www.d rewpickles .com/files/BMEPainOlympics.swf (http: //www.drew pickles.co m/files/BM EPainOlymp ics.swf)

...Dear God

quote:Originally posted by Borknik:

You guys ain't seen shit. unless you've seen this:

ht tp://www.d rewpickles .com/files/BMEPainOlympics.swf (http: //www.drew pickles.co m/files/BM EPainOlymp ics.swf)

My penis/balls fled in terror.

Edit: if i lost my penis, i would sell everything i own, buy drugs, im talking about everything from H to coke, and be fucked up 24/7, then when i ran outta money, use my last like $150 to shoot up so much H i just OD. That way my death will be a SUPER KICK ASS HIGH.

[This message has been edited by cegha (edited 02-28-2007).]