I'm going to ask my girlfriend to marry me. I was wondering what you people think would be a cool or a sweet way to do so. I need some ideas because the only thing I have is like putting a note in a fortune cookie or like putting the ring somewhere where she'll see it and ask me about it. What would you girls think or want your guy to do? I love this girl. I want everything to be perfect.

You should wait six years.

1: DO NOT do it on national television

2: Get down on one knee

3: Whip out ring

4: say "I love you, will you marry me?" Or something of the sort

5: Wait for a reply

6: If she says yes skip to step 8.

7: If she says no, Murder/Suicide

8: Live happily ever after untill your divorce.

Smear pigs blood all over her bedroom while she's asleep in the form of a message saying, "Marry Me? "

Put the ring around your cock so when she unzips you....

BAM!

Will you marry me?

If she says no, you know what to do...

SHOOT IT IN HER EYE!

Don't. Marriage makes you jaded, cruel, sex-deprived and lonely.

From what I've seen anyway.

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

Don't. Marriage makes you jaded, cruel, sex-deprived and lonely.

From what I've seen anyway.

So, marriage magically makes you jaded, cruel, sex-deprived, and lonely. As opposed to simple living together and becoming spontaneous, benevolent, oversexed, and together.

I knew marriage had some magic in it.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Smear pigs blood all over her bedroom while she's asleep in the form of a message saying, "Marry Me? "

Very nice. I'll even draw the smiley too.



But marriage wont make us hate each other or anything I believe. Like everyone says it's so bad but not if you are truly in love. And we both have talked about spending the rest of our lives together. I think we'd do fine.