You know guys, I've been wondering lately, has there been any cases of girls landing wrong on the guys penis during sex and twisting/breaking the muscle? God damn I bet that would hurt like hell. What would the doctor be able to do? Has this happened to anybody?

yea its happens, look it up

thats rule number 2543 why not to have sex with fat chicks

I fucking laughed at the title. I thought it would be a story, not a question.

Look up tearing of the tunica albuginea.

Actually, the following should clear everything up: http://tinyurl.com/ha7p3 http://tinyurl.com/2to2gv http://tinyurl.com/53rjn

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

Look up tearing of the tunica albuginea.

Actually, the following should clear everything up: http://tinyurl.com/ha7p3 http://tinyurl.com/2to2gv http://tinyurl.com/53rjn

*pukes from the pain*

Oh man! That is some very scary shit! I fear for my penis.

oh god...this thread brings back bad memories...

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

oh god...this thread brings back bad memories...

So does that mean you broke penis before?

quote:Originally posted by NaRcO:

So does that mean you broke penis before?

Not broke...but hurt...badly.

Yeah, I have a female friend who "broke" her boyfriends penis a couple weeks ago, she said. They were getting too rough, and she heard a popping sound. He was in pain, but told her to keep on going. Now it is bent, according to what she said.

Oh god no.

To the OP: You sir, are a sick man. You knew that this was TOTSE, you knew someone was going to post links and discuss broken penii. Why on earth did you create this topic?

To robinhoody: I know precisely why you posted these links, but it does not make their persual any less excruciating.

To ArgonPlasma2000: I totally agree. I also think you're a really good poster, and generally laugh at the stuff you comment on.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Opus:

[B]To the OP: You sir, are a sick man. You knew that this was TOTSE, you knew someone was going to post links and discuss broken penii. Why on earth did you create this topic?

Then why did you even bother replying?

Picture (http://wiki.bmezine.com/images/b/bb/Broken_Dick-1.jpg)

Edit:

Moar 1 (http://tinyurl.com/38a478), Moar 2 (http://tinyurl.com/3y7n6x).

Notice the discoloration in 'Moar 2'. That's bruising.

[This message has been edited by robinhoody (edited 02-27-2007).]

AH GOD!

Poor poor soldiers ..

Its 07:00. I have had only one mug of coffee so far and there is NO way I am going to click those links!

*demonstrably crosses legs and thinks happy thoughts*

happened to me once, on prom night...so many years ago....

she didnt want me to penetrate her for some reason, but i was still trying to weasel my way into her panties...so we were like grinding/dry humping kinda hard, she was really getting into it just putting it on me.... I was getting ready to just rip her panties off and jam my dick in when things went horribly wrong...It's all kinda blurry because I was kinda drunk...but I just remember a terrible pain. I didnt overreact, I just said I have to goto the bathroom. got in and checked out my equipment...it was swollen in the middle and starting to bruise....I was pissed and scared...I just got back into bed and we went to sleep...

long story short, i never went to the doctor because I was embarrassed...I should've though...my dick was so swollen in the middle and bruised so badly that it was a dark purple...it looked like I had impaled a plum on my dick....just a big roundish, purple thing right in the middle....it hurt. It lasted for about a month and a half...I couldnt fuck my girlfriend the whole time....we wanted to....but she moved before I healed enough to the point that I could do it....so I did her best friend a few weeks after she left.

thanks for bringing back painful and embarrassing memories.

edit: in case you were wondering, my penis works absolutely fine now without having any treatment....I can fuck all night, as long as I dont drink too much...its about 6" or so...I wonder if the damage from that night stunted its growth...oh well.

[This message has been edited by chickenpoop (edited 02-27-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

happened to me once, on prom night...so many years ago....

she didnt want me to penetrate her for some reason, but i was still trying to weasel my way into her panties...so we were like grinding/dry humping kinda hard, she was really getting into it just putting it on me.... I was getting ready to just rip her panties off and jam my dick in when things went horribly wrong...It's all kinda blurry because I was kinda drunk...but I just remember a terrible pain. I didnt overreact, I just said I have to goto the bathroom. got in and checked out my equipment...it was swollen in the middle and starting to bruise....I was pissed and scared...I just got back into bed and we went to sleep...

long story short, i never went to the doctor because I was embarrassed...I should've though...my dick was so swollen in the middle and bruised so badly that it was a dark purple...it looked like I had impaled a plum on my dick....just a big roundish, purple thing right in the middle....it hurt. It lasted for about a month and a half...I couldnt fuck my girlfriend the whole time....we wanted to....but she moved before I healed enough to the point that I could do it....so I did her best friend a few weeks after she left.

thanks for bringing back painful and embarrassing memories.

edit: in case you were wondering, my penis works absolutely fine now without having any treatment....I can fuck all night, as long as I dont drink too much...its about 6" or so...I wonder if the damage from that night stunted its growth...oh well.



Didn't it hurt when you had to take a piss?

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

Moar 1 (http://tinyurl.com/38a478)

Those are some incredibly hairy balls. Looks like he covered them in glue and dipped them in a nest of little black spiders.

quote:Originally posted by NaRcO:

Didn't it hurt when you had to take a piss?

it always hurt.

Reading this thread lowered my sex drive.

Then I clicked the links.. I don't think I have a sex drive.. lol

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

Picture (http://wiki.bmezine.com/images/b/bb/Broken_Dick-1.jpg)

Edit:

Moar 1 (http://tinyurl.com/38a478), Moar 2 (http://tinyurl.com/3y7n6x).

Notice the discoloration in 'Moar 2'. That's bruising.



Motherfucker, this thread was funny 'til the "Moar" series because that shit made me cringe, man, cringe. My cock hasn't been broken but it became damn, damn close to it one time. I was fucking a chick who was a virgin but I wasn't exactly experienced either (though I should've seen this coming, kind of) and she tried to go on top. She, for whatever reason, must've thought her vagina had laser-guided accuracy to it because she just plopped down without looking or anything... luckily she was pretty small so I was able to more or less shove her away but the damage had been done. Jesus Christ, it was such a shitty experience... I ended up getting blueballed (though I wouldn't've been able to finish anyway) because she was pissed I shoved her in self-preservation of my cock.



[This message has been edited by Finn (edited 02-27-2007).]

This thread makes me want to never leave my house or have sex.