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 #1 
Old 2007-02-27, 01:44
CptnCrackHound CptnCrackHound is offline
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Default Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

There has been a lot of discussion lately regarding chubbies or overweight people.

First off, we are all human beings with hopes and dreams regardless of our gender, height or weight. No matter what our physical make up we all deserve respect as a human being.

I don't think that people should be so judgmental over size. Here is why I make this statement.

About 5 years ago I was in this hot night club with a buddy of mine. We met these two girls who I would classify as plumpers. In other words they were bigger than a chubby and smaller than a fatty. So one of them basically asked me if I'd like to come over to her house for sex the next day. She gave me her number and I told her I'd call her.

Well, I had no intentions of calling her because she was a plumper. The next day I woke up horny as hell so I figured what the hell I'll give the fat bitch a call. I go to this chicks apartment and she greets me at the door in this really sexy lingerie. We end up in the bedroom for about 6 hours.

Here it is 5 years later and I don't know how many women since her and I look back at all of my romps and this plumpers sticks out in my mind the most. She was really good in the sack.

Now, as you all know from my previous posts, I have had petite ones, spinners, skinny bitches, hot bitches, some skanks here and there and even a female doctor who was 6" taller than me in her 6" fuck me heels. In other words I have had a GREAT run at life.

When I reminisce about my past this plumper stands out in my mind as one of the best sexual romps I have ever had.

I just want to share my story with those of you who may have passed up on a great lay, just because someone did not meet up to your physical requirements or standards.

Any one else have a similar story to share?

Edit: Typos





[This message has been edited by CptnCrackHound (edited 02-27-2007).]
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Old 2007-02-27, 01:58
cluntoris cluntoris is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

that is fucking disgusting man. fat women are gross.

^cluntoris^
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Old 2007-02-27, 01:59
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

So I should entertain people I'm not physically attracted to because they might fuck me well?

Isn't that worse?
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Old 2007-02-27, 02:07
CptnCrackHound CptnCrackHound is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

quote:Originally posted by cluntoris:

that is fucking disgusting man. fat women are gross.

^cluntoris^



NO, I said she was a plumper, not a fatty!
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Old 2007-02-27, 02:14
CptnCrackHound CptnCrackHound is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



So I should entertain people I'm not physically attracted to because they might fuck me well?

Isn't that worse?

She was not ugly, she was cute, but she was still a plumper. So I fucked her, okay.
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Old 2007-02-27, 02:16
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

'I dont rap to get the women

Fuck bitches

Give me a fat slut

that cooks and does dishes.'
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Old 2007-02-27, 02:23
A-dam A-dam is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

No shit, if they are overweight they gotta make up for it somehow.

So they put more effort into it. If it was some really hot bitch, she would just lie down and let you do all the work.

Rawr.
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Old 2007-02-27, 02:26
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

One of the things that differentiates men from boys is that men have got over the ego thing and the 'rating' game.

Sure, we all have preferences but that's all they are.

I don't find black girls attractive as a rule, I prefer A to EE breasts, I don't like 'modern women', I dislike overweight women.

BUT

The Ex, whom I loved with all my heart and with whom I had a fantastic sex life was black (caffee au lait),200lbs,DD, a top PA and worst of all French.
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Old 2007-02-27, 02:32
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

Well, I no intentions of calling her because she was a plumper. The next day I woke up horny as hell so I figured what the hell I'll give the fat bitch a call. I go to this chicks apartment and she greets me at the door in this really sexy lingerie. We end up in the bedroom for about 6 hours.



Nice job. You had sex with this (http://www.bbwcentury.com/fat1.jpg) for six hours.

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

I don't think that people should be so judgmental over size.

Ugh. I don't even know what to say right now. Unless one is overweight because of a medical condition then I find it a disgusting life choice and have very little respect for them as they obviously have very little respect for themselves.

Edit: I think I came of a little too harsh. Didn't mean to be mean.

-F☺rd





[This message has been edited by Ford Prefect (edited 02-27-2007).]
 #10 
Old 2007-02-27, 02:38
CptnCrackHound CptnCrackHound is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

Okay, I am getting fucking hammered here...you guys mean to tell me NONE of you have fucked a chubby, a plumper, a fatty? (with the exception of Jack, honesty is the sign of maturity!)
 #11 
Old 2007-02-27, 03:25
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

This chubby is attractive: http://tinyurl.com/3b5puu
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Old 2007-02-27, 03:37
pyrogeek pyrogeek is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

This chubby is attractive: http://tinyurl.com/3b5puu

Dude, I can see her ribs.

Sure she's not a twig, but she's still not chubby, she's just healthy. Call me crazy, but that's the kind of girl I find attractive.
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Old 2007-02-27, 03:59
Punisher1012 Punisher1012 is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

quote:Originally posted by pyrogeek:

Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

This chubby is attractive: http://tinyurl.com/3b5puu

Dude, I can see her ribs.

Sure she's not a twig, but she's still not chubby, she's just healthy. Call me crazy, but that's the kind of girl I find attractive.



same here man
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Old 2007-02-27, 04:04
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

This (http://xxx-beauty.com/amat01/) is what I am talkin' about...

I'd tax that ass for days.
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Old 2007-02-27, 10:52
inverted inverted is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

Its very true i am sure we have all heard of the "moped" rule ... and just how true is that !!
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Old 2007-02-27, 12:48
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

Years ago I had a girlfriend who was ugly. And those who know me here know that I rarely use that word to describe any woman (unless she is a ginger).

She was thin but she had literally no chin. Not a defect but certainly a case where i would have approved of cosmetic surgery.

People literally laughed at her

She also had terrible skin, was ignorant (not stupid just uninformed), listened to boy bands (back in the 80's) and dressed accordingly with no sense of colour or taste(EVEN by 80's standards!!!).

BUT she used to sit at the bay window for hours waiting for me to get there on a friday, keeping watch. Then she'd run me a bath and bring me a cup of tea while i was washing then maybe suck my cock.

She was fun to be with.
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Old 2007-02-27, 12:54
Ho ho ho Green Giant Ho ho ho Green Giant is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

The girl I'm after at the moment isn't what you'd call thin but who cares if they rock and don't have a belly that overhangs their trousers.
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Old 2007-02-27, 12:55
opiate_chicken opiate_chicken is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

This (http://xxx-beauty.com/amat01/) is what I am talkin' about...

I'd tax that ass for days.

What in gods holy creation is this.......

I thaught totse was supposed to de-sensatize me to horrific images.
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Old 2007-02-27, 13:35
jvm222 jvm222 is offline
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

Okay, I am getting fucking hammered here...you guys mean to tell me NONE of you have fucked a chubby, a plumper, a fatty? (with the exception of Jack, honesty is the sign of maturity!)

If you havent realized yet these guys havent seen anything past pornstars and freshman girls.

The ones who understand you are out of the whole emo kids with stick figure bodies.
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Old 2007-02-27, 13:37
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Default Re: Pick the right chick...skinny, chubby, plumper, fatty or the perfect 10!

Pictuse of a so called "plunker"?
 
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