This theory only just occurred to me. I was looking at some of the threads here and noticed the females' issues seem to far outweigh the males' issues in terms of importance, at least in my opinion.

Like, let's think about it: girls have to deal with alot of shit throughout their lives. Bleeding out of vaginas (and PMS to go with it), a disturbing amount of women are raped/molested, as well as other kinds of abuse, pregnancy, abortion, childbirth, absolutely insane pressure to be thin and pretty. ("Ugly" guys for the most part find a partner anyway; but an ugly girl seems to have no chance whatsoever and is ridiculed by both sexes.) That's just off the top of my head, the list goes on.

With so many things to worry about or be traumatized by, how could any girl not have at least a bitchy side? It's a wonder to me how any of us can turn out with a level head.

Maybe I'm wrong though.. if this were a lame movie, I'm sure I'd end up spending some time in a male body until I learned that both sexes have equally hard lives. Lol.

Going with your theory.. I should be a bitch because of my chronic illnesses and such.

People that know me tell me I'm always polite (even while being held against my will).

I've been told that even when I'm a bitch, I'm one of the least bitchy bitches one would meet.

But I know some pretty bitchy men.

Well...look at how girls are presented in the medium of ads or Hollywood? Just like any other commodity such as clothes/cars/'products in their fancy & perfect packaging'...

Compared to the reality of life as a biological creature...

And...they know that behind them is a seemingly infinite supply of younger/newer/more improved & hipper models ready to steal their boy/girlfriend away in not too many more years.

Ouch, they bleed out of their vagina once a month. Yeah, they have it way harder.

I have cold sores atleast every once in a while.

Does this make my life harder? No, it's just an annoying occurrence that you grow accustomed too.

And my guess is, that little boys get abused just as much, but a lot of man are ashamed by this and don't dare to report it.

It doesn't matter, everybody who crosses that line should have his balls chopped off.

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

Ouch, they bleed out of their vagina once a month. Yeah, they have it way harder.

I have cold sores atleast every once in a while.

Does this make my life harder? No, it's just an annoying occurrence that you grow accustomed too.

And my guess is, that little boys get abused just as much, but a lot of man are ashamed by this and don't dare to report it.

It doesn't matter, everybody who crosses that line should have his balls chopped off.

Good points. Except that girls get cold sores too. And herpes on their vagoos. And lots of other horrible things that can happen down there.

That'd make a great film. It'd all be funny and stuff until something goes wrong and the guy gets his body back, but remains pregnant.

The child bursts out of his stomach and goes on to consume all in its path.

quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

That'd make a great film. It'd all be funny and stuff until something goes wrong and the guy gets his body back, but remains pregnant.

The child bursts out of his stomach and goes on to consume all in its path.

http://www.newyorkled.com/posters_Arnold-Schwarzenegger.htm

Oh goddamn this forum sucks.

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quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

That'd make a great film. It'd all be funny and stuff until something goes wrong and the guy gets his body back, but remains pregnant.

The child bursts out of his stomach and goes on to consume all in its path.

Yeah. Those Alien movies show the truth about how terrible it is when a man gets pregnant. Men have it hard too!

quote:Originally posted by Erase Me Sad:

Good points. Except that girls get cold sores too. And herpes on their vagoos. And lots of other horrible things that can happen down there.

Holy shit, you're almost saying that like guys are fucking immune to STD's. Stop acting like a goddamned feminist, women do not have it worse.

And P.fucking.S: the reason that a lot of girls are "bitchy/insane" is simple, they are spoiled as fuck.

^Lol. (http://tinyurl.com/8eoqk) I never said anything like that.

bad moodz, lawl. rl shitz

no shit thats why you make less money and have less power in the work place.

shit, what was the question again?

quote:Originally posted by Erase Me Sad:

Good points. Except that girls get cold sores too. And herpes on their vagoos. And lots of other horrible things that can happen down there.

yeah and equally as much nasty shit can happen to guy, in case you didn't know STD's affect both genders and neither has a harder life. Both genders have stuff that sucks for them but whatever, no matter how many excuses you tell people it's not going to justify being bitchy.

Girls are bitchy because most men put up with their bitchyness. They put pussy up on a pedestal, and see it as the be all and end all, and as such, women have learnt that they can be spoilt and bitchy.

Women are just normal people - once you let them know that sort of behaviour is unwarrented, they'll either move on to some other schmuck, or open up to you.

Thats why gay guys tend to have more female friends than straight guys - the women know the "power of the pussy" won't work on them.

I've peer-reviewed your theory, OP, and I'm afraid the verdict is that it's founded on shoddy premises.

Here's the thing: I don't think it's a proven fact that women are insane, any more than we are, collectively, insane. In fact, I'd argue that a close inspection of female actions indicates many of the same drives as we have, exercised in a way that's only different because of certain unique circumstances directly involving being female.

Seriously... what do women do that's "insane?" Because this is usually just a lame excuse when I hear it.

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

Seriously... what do women do that's "insane?" Because this is usually just a lame excuse when I hear it.

Not all women are insane, but that doesn't mean all women are not insane.

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

I've peer-reviewed your theory, OP, and I'm afraid the verdict is that it's founded on shoddy premises.

Here's the thing: I don't think it's a proven fact that women are insane, any more than we are, collectively, insane. In fact, I'd argue that a close inspection of female actions indicates many of the same drives as we have, exercised in a way that's only different because of certain unique circumstances directly involving being female.

Seriously... what do women do that's "insane?" Because this is usually just a lame excuse when I hear it.

Well I don't mean it completely literally. This thread was more for the lulz, with just a touch of srsness.

By "insane" I mean generally all loud or irrational behaviour you often see in girls. We freak out ALOT. Also the whole despicable, evil mastermind thing we do where we cleverly ruin lives, relationships and/or self esteem. (Sometimes not so cleverly.) I'm sure everyone has been a victim of at least one of these.

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I put my bets on estrogen.