answer the question.

Not with you!

Seriously tho, maybe you're insane?

Maybe you're just really bad in bed.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:

Maybe you're just really bad in bed.

Yeah, that's probably it.

Jx

quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

Yeah, that's definatly it.

Jx

Fixed.

quote:Originally posted by Strakynyar Krongoth:

Fixed.





^ owned

Sex

What are you OP, 12? Dickhead.

not with me? did i say i wanted some from you. your probably fat and ugly. you would be lucky to sleep with someone as good looking as me.

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

not with me? did i say i wanted some from you. your probably fat and ugly. you would be lucky to sleep with someone as good looking as me.



This boys and girls, is why drugs are baaaad. The correct term is 'delusional'. Really its rather sad, next he'll be telling us that his penis is almost as big as his sports car.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 02-26-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



This boys and girls, is why drugs are baaaad. The correct term is 'delusional'. Really its rather sad, next he'll be telling us that his penis is almost as big as his sports car.



They're makin' those little Matchbox cars THAT small now-a-days?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

They're makin' those little Matchbox cars THAT small now-a-days?

You beat me to it!!!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



This boys and girls, is why drugs are baaaad. The correct term is 'delusional'. Really its rather sad, next he'll be telling us that his penis is almost as big as his sports car.



your a mod that makes you king of ugly internet losers on this forum. So i wouldn't talk all high and mighty when your probably 30 with a beer belly jerking off to kiddie porn.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

This boys and girls, is why drugs are baaaad. The correct term is 'delusional'. Really its rather sad, next he'll be telling us that his penis is almost as big as his sports car.



Hehehehe, it rhymed!

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

your a mod that makes you king of ugly internet losers on this forum. So i wouldn't talk all high and mighty when your probably 30 with a beer belly jerking off to kiddie porn.

as opposed to a kid who comes on the internet trying to figure out why he can't get laid?

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

your a mod that makes you king of ugly internet losers on this forum. So i wouldn't talk all high and mighty when your probably 30 with a beer belly jerking off to kiddie porn.

you dont know who youre talking to, do ya boy?

and you dont seem to know what site youre on either. you wont last long here with flames like this.

but to answer your question, of course girls like sex. why wouldnt they?

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

your a mod that makes you king of ugly internet losers on this forum. So i wouldn't talk all high and mighty when your probably 30 with a beer belly jerking off to kiddie porn.

WRONG...I'm almost 40

quote:Originally posted by xilikeeggs0:

as opposed to a kid who comes on the internet trying to figure out why he can't get laid?

did i say i couldn't get laid? i was going to turn my question into an asshole comment but the first post beat me too it.

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

did i say i couldn't get laid?

No, you don't need to, we know enough already to correctally conclude by ourselves that your a stupid twat who's only chance is the neighbours dog.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

WRONG...I'm almost 40

damnit i am so bad at guesses. do you at least jerk off to kiddie porn and have a beer belly? thats what i envision for my self at 40

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

damnit i am so bad at guesses. do you at least jerk off to kiddie porn and have a beer belly? thats what i envision for my self at 40

You really haven't been here long have you?

quote:Originally posted by Strakynyar Krongoth:

No, you don't need to, we know enough already to correctally conclude by ourselves that your a stupid twat who's only chance is the neighbours dog.



well the neighbors dog is pretty hot. It's a golden retreiver and it has nice balls.

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

well the neighbors dog is pretty hot. It's a golden retreiver and it has nice balls.

If your trying to be funny your doing a TERRIBLE job at it.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

You really haven't been here long have you?

i don't get what you mean? you made fun of me i got you back then i asked you a question in a joking manner then made fun of myself in the process. i don't see anything wrong with that. i am new though. can you right my wrong ways?

quote:Originally posted by Calgone:

If your trying to be funny your doing a TERRIBLE job at it.

i find myself hillarious.

No, this guy has a point. I asked this in another thread a while back, but the thread got deleted.

Is there a single woman out there who enjoys sex, wants sex, and actually achieves orgasm? Seriously, 90% of the posts I see (that aren't 14-year-olds freakin' out over a girl in their math class ) on every sex forum I've been on are either a female poster talking about how she can't orgasm, a male poster asking how to make his un-orgasming girlfriend orgasm, a female poster talking about how she can't orgasm from penetration and only from 10 hours of extremely delicate and complicated tongue, finger, and tentacle stimulation, female poster complaining about too-horny boyfriend, male poster complaining about not-horny girlfriend, poster citing statistics that go like "approximately 1% of women enjoy sex, and only .000000000001% of them can orgasm, and only .00000000000000000001% of them can orgasm from sex alone"... Jesus! Maybe you goils should forget about the whole sex thing altogether!

quote:Originally posted by frinkmakesyouthink:

What are you OP, 12? Dickhead.

Lol

quote:Originally posted by Calgone:

If your trying to be funny your doing a TERRIBLE job at it.

Hey, it made me laugh. Nice balls, ahahaha....

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:



Hey, it made me laugh. Nice balls, ahahaha....

Yeah... well... i just wanted to join in with the bullying....

quote:Originally posted by Calgone:

Yeah... well... i just wanted to join in with the bullying....

Actually, yeah. Let's make him feel bad for daring to... uh... daring to... post in OUR forum! Yeah! That fag!

quote:Originally posted by Calgone:

Yeah... well... i just wanted to join in with the bullying....

haha your lame. don't follow others it makes you look dumb. i know i am fucknig funny

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

haha your lame. don't follow others it makes you look dumb. i know i am fucknig funny

Well, if anyone knows about looking dumb its you, so ill take your word for it...

And Ferret, i actually laughed at your post, quite loudly....

quote:Originally posted by Calgone:

Well, if anyone knows about looking dumb its you, so ill take your word for it...

And Ferret, i actually laughed at your post, quite loudly....

dude your not funny. your comebacks lack any substance. whats next your going to call me a poo head?

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

dude your not funny. your comebacks lack any substance. whats next your going to call me a poo head?



Stfu poo head, an it's not like yours contain anything worth even shitting on, although we do, just for pity.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by Calgone:

If your trying to be funny your doing a TERRIBLE job at it.

Hey, it made me laugh. Nice balls, ahahaha....

Some creatures are hot & some are not...

I'm not into gay beastiality...but an image of a young, hot stud retriever did pop into my mind.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Some creatures are hot & some are not...

I'm not into gay beastiality...but an image of a young, hot stud retriever did pop into my mind.

For some reason i now have an image of a golden retriever, dressed as the guy from Grease in my head...

My imagination worries me sometimes...

They're too picky about it.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

WRONG...I'm almost 40

i see you didnt deny the kiddy porn did you eh jack?



But seriously, Jack is quite a Ketch, he is a german sex god worshiped all thought the united kingdom, he has a bit of a "pirate" look going on and we ALL know that every girl's fantasy is to get it up the poop deck from the one and only Voyager of the North sea.....i forgot my point here but umm yeah

untill the day that you shag in a farmhouse in whales with some brit then you are inferior to the great and powerful jackketch

**bows before mighty jackketch*

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

i see you didnt deny the kiddy porn did you eh jack?



But seriously, Jack is quite a Ketch, he is a german sex god worshiped all thought the united kingdom, he has a bit of a "pirate" look going on and we ALL know that every girl's fantasy is to get it up the poop deck from the one and only Voyager of the North sea.....i forgot my point here but umm yeah

untill the day that you shag in a farmhouse in whales with some brit then you are inferior to the great and powerful jackketch

**bows before mighty jackketch*



If I didn't know better I could almost believe that someone had actually been reading my past posts....



scary!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



If I didn't know better I could almost believe that someone had actually been reading my past posts....



scary!



Not quite as scary as those teeth

No one answered my question(s)/accusation(s). Therefore I must be right.

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

haha your lame. don't follow others it makes you look dumb. i know i am fucknig funny looking

fixed

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

No, this guy has a point. I asked this in another thread a while back, but the thread got deleted.

Is there a single woman out there who enjoys sex, wants sex, and actually achieves orgasm? Seriously, 90% of the posts I see (that aren't 14-year-olds freakin' out over a girl in their math class ) on every sex forum I've been on are either a female poster talking about how she can't orgasm, a male poster asking how to make his un-orgasming girlfriend orgasm, a female poster talking about how she can't orgasm from penetration and only from 10 hours of extremely delicate and complicated tongue, finger, and tentacle stimulation, female poster complaining about too-horny boyfriend, male poster complaining about not-horny girlfriend, poster citing statistics that go like "approximately 1% of women enjoy sex, and only .000000000001% of them can orgasm, and only .00000000000000000001% of them can orgasm from sex alone"... Jesus! Maybe you goils should forget about the whole sex thing altogether!

Sorry Ferret, you're wrong. I'm 26, love sex and have no problems getting off.

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

your

You're, motherfucker, you're. G'damn, man, you're wasting this world's oxygen.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

No, this guy has a point. I asked this in another thread a while back, but the thread got deleted.

Is there a single woman out there who enjoys sex, wants sex, and actually achieves orgasm? Seriously, 90% of the posts I see (that aren't 14-year-olds freakin' out over a girl in their math class ) on every sex forum I've been on are either a female poster talking about how she can't orgasm, a male poster asking how to make his un-orgasming girlfriend orgasm, a female poster talking about how she can't orgasm from penetration and only from 10 hours of extremely delicate and complicated tongue, finger, and tentacle stimulation, female poster complaining about too-horny boyfriend, male poster complaining about not-horny girlfriend, poster citing statistics that go like "approximately 1% of women enjoy sex, and only .000000000001% of them can orgasm, and only .00000000000000000001% of them can orgasm from sex alone"... Jesus! Maybe you goils should forget about the whole sex thing altogether!

It's so true.

But you're only reading what the women who come on for help post. There's plenty of women who are able just either don't fully know how or just don't post on Totse about it, lol.

I enjoy it, want it and orgasm a fair wack of the time. Depends really.

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

It's so true.

But you're only reading what the women who come on for help post. There's plenty of women who are able just either don't fully know how or just don't post on Totse about it, lol.

I enjoy it, want it and orgasm a fair wack of the time. Depends really.



I was having lunch with a girl at work and when she told me women urinate out of their clits and that was the reason why her boyfriend won't go down on her I thought she was kidding and doing a "Kids in the Hall" skit on me. She wasn't.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:



I was having lunch with a girl at work and when she told me women urinate out of their clits and that was the reason why her boyfriend won't go down on her I thought she was kidding and doing a "Kids in the Hall" skit on me. She wasn't.

Wow...

Either she's never been taught about sex and whatnot/has it all confused and her boyfriend told her that so he didn't have to go down, or she's a total moron. Well, either way she's a bit stupid.

And plus, unless he doesn't want a blow job, why say that? Piss comes out of the same hole you cum through, so they're both as thick as each other.

That's just totally unbelievable though.

Did you tell her the truth?

I haven't bothered reading the thread, but I decided to comment on how fucking moronically retarded the original question was.

kthx, bye.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



next he'll be telling us that his penis is almost as big as his sports car.



I have a very small sports car. 1969 MG Midget. Does that mean I automatically have a big penis?

quote:Originally posted by frinkmakesyouthink:

I have a very small sports car. 1969 MG Midget. Does that mean I automatically have a big penis?

Yes. Enormous in fact.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:



I was having lunch with a girl at work and when she told me women urinate out of their clits and that was the reason why her boyfriend won't go down on her I thought she was kidding and doing a "Kids in the Hall" skit on me. She wasn't.



dear God, Mary and the all the sweet saints...TELL me you're joking , right? Please say it was a joke??!

I may not have been here long enough to say this (but that won't stop me):

This must be an award winning thread! I just can't seem to decide if it should be for the "Lamest Flame War" or "Most Disgraceful Hijack". Maybe I can find a combination plaque?

*goes to check trophy case inventory*

*gets distracted watching little sister urinate from her clitoris*

i am guessing you are a virgin because a female doesnt pee out of their clit.

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

i am guessing you are a virgin because a female doesnt pee out of their clit.

Everybody here knows that everybody here knows that, except for you.

No, they just like having abortions.

quote:Originally posted by xarf:

No, they just like having abortions.

Is it possible to make monthly appointments, just for extra insurance that you aren't spraying your gooey spawn all over the place all the time?

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

It's so true.

But you're only reading what the women who come on for help post. There's plenty of women who are able just either don't fully know how or just don't post on Totse about it, lol.

I enjoy it, want it and orgasm a fair wack of the time. Depends really.

Ah, I guess I am seeing a rather skewed demographic. Comforting.

All I'm going to say on the subject is this...

If you aren't sure if girls enjoy sex, you aren't doing it right.

=P

I'd like to point out that maybe the reason you mainly see posts about problems with sex is because most people don't go on the Internet and say stuff like "I have a fulfilling sex life with my husband" or "I'm able to achieve an orgasm in under 30 minutes" because that's pointless but people will post problems because of the chance they will get a response that will fix them.

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

your a mod that makes you king of ugly internet losers on this forum. So i wouldn't talk all high and mighty when your probably 30 with a beer belly jerking off to kiddie porn.

*GRabs pitch fork* BLASPHEMY!

I saw we just gut the noob.

Girls don't like sex. That's why my restraining orders always stick.

I had a kinky dream last night that involved me tying up Brad Pitt and torturing him with various strange impliments. I woke up before we actually got to teh sex part, though. I've been depressed about it all DAY.

quote:Originally posted by drugsrbad:

answer the question.

orgasims are good enough to cheat on there supposed love ones.. so im guessing yes? lol

OP should GTFO

Not with guys.

I agree, jackketch isn't very cool.

quote:Originally posted by deathtojack:

I agree, jackketch isn't very cool.

After puberty you will discover that there was truly only one 'cool' person EVER! (http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1206.jpg)

...although Vince Vega was damn close sometimes too.

drugsrbad, you do realise by postin in a forum you think is retarded you pretty much already owned yourself before anybody else even posted here