Hello,

Theres this really hot chick that wants me to fuck her on friday, I plan on getting Baked then Making my move.

Heres what i plan to do:



Go up to her and Makeout ( Need help with this)

Then ill start feelin her up and shit ( She told me she wants to do this)

Then I will sit on a couch, She will put a condom on for me ( She wants to )

Then she will start sucking my dick.

While she is sucking it i will finger her

Then it will start

I know it sounds gay but I need help with the making out.

I never made out before ( Girls were prude)

I heard u just play with the tongue is that true?

Anyways

THanks for yur help

P.s. She want me to stick my dick between her Double D's

My advice;

Don't bother.

Get a girlfriend and work your way up.

If you're not comterble enough to make out, even if you're bad, then you shouldn't be having sex with her.

[This message has been edited by PossesedSmurf (edited 02-26-2007).]

Fuck i forgot to mntion That she asked me out and i accepted

She knows i have a big cock

Thanks for the quick reply

Just one word of advice; don't stick your tongue down her throat. All you've got to do is kiss her, and occasionally slip your tongue in, play around with hers.

Don't make the assumption that making out is all tongue-play. I think making out should involve kissing her neck, upper lip, and yes, occasionally swapping some spit.

I think it's alot better when the mouths are open, but for gods sake don't try to probe her mouth with your tounge, and don't stick it in and out like you're fucking it. I had a girl who did that once with her tongue.



Kind of weird when you think about it...

I find it kind of sad that you've planned out how you're going to fuck her...

Just relax and let what happens happen. You don't need a schedule.

*ObZ

I think this is hilarious

inb4lock? seriously this guy cant be for real, if hes for real then hes at least 8 or 9, and totse isnt for those of that age, so please jackketch just lock this thread and be over with it please?



forgot to mention, i agree with you generic, it is pretty funny, but i think thats more suited for spurious.

[This message has been edited by MrFishHat (edited 02-26-2007).]

girls find it sexy when u puke in their mouths

quote:Originally posted by MrVitrol:

girls find it sexy when u puke in their mouths



i said this to a friend of mine this morning, i find it really bizarre to read it on totse this soon after saying it, and i thought i was creative... :-(

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I think this is hilarious

Yet still sad. Hmmm....

Your hand can do more then fap....

Use your hand... well not after you fap

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I think this is hilarious

Lol, sounds a little too staged. Somethings up dude. Make sure she's not a tranny or something..

Why is it that S&A members are completely unable to detect even the most-obvious trolls?

1/2 way though this post... i was thinking to my self... "hmm ...lets see how they flamed the troll"

It is pretty pathetic that you have it planned out.

But one flaw in your plan...You put the condom on AFTER oral and BEFORE intercourse. Condoms dont taste good. Not even those shitty flavored ones.

most girls dont like a guy who jus sticks out there tongues, i used to do this when i wassnt in the mood. they'd tell me it was a dead fish. it really depends on the girl, some will show you that they like what you're doing, so try different methods.

some examples:

swirl your tongue around hers.

flicked it horizontally (right and left)

flick it vertically(up and down)

or maybe you can try and combination of all of this. good luck, i would of asked for help with the sex though.

Oh how I lolled.

quote:Originally posted by jackasskiller:



She knows i have a big cock

Thanks for the quick reply

Hahahha. This has to be a joke. Funny troll thread.

lame troll and he said 'make out'...

Why are you putting the condom on before she sucks your dick? Virgin.

Is makeout like Take out?

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Oh how I lolled.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:

Why are you putting the condom on before she sucks your dick? Virgin.

For fear of STDs?

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I think this is hilarious