Dedicated to all the Computer Geeks who think they dont have what it takes to get a Woman.

The Conspiracy: Liberals dominate Hollywood and definatly us this medium to spread many Sexual Mistruths.In my Opinion, they are a bunch of Queers who want to make a nation of Sexually Insecure people.... it helps thier cause.

Mistruths on what Women are attracted too:

1. Goodlooking Men: Looks arent #1 on a Womans list of desirable traits. Men are different, Looks are everything, its number one on our list!

quote:" Men fall in love with what they see, and Women fall in love with what they hear"

Liberals push this big time in Movies like.. Underworld "Hes so goodlooking". They are many examples in Movies where the women judge a man by his looks. Goto Walmarts, sit outside and smoke and watch how many times you see a butt-ugly dude with a hot woman!

2. Women want a Big Dicked Man: Nothing is further from the truth. Dick size has little to do with good sex! The average dick size is 6 inches. If you want to have good sex with her... its all how you make her feel before fucking her!

If youre a little challenged in this area.. use your tongue, she will fucking love you!!

3. Women want a buffed dude: Once again, look around. Do you see all hot women with a weightlifter.... no.

Conclusion: What Big Dicked/Goodlooking/Buffed Men all have in common that drive Women crazy is CONFIDENCE. If you have Self Confidence Women pick up on it real quick and it automatically makes you attractive to her.

Heres some further reading....

http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_ten_100/135_dating_list_a.html

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

This is an article written by someone who is neither goodlooking, buffed, nor adequately endowed in an attempt to convince themselves these things are true.

I'm a little above average in looks. I'm definitely not buffed, and my penis could stand to put on a few inches. And even though I dont have them, I know enough to know that women want them. How can you even begin to argue this if you've ever observed male/female interaction?

EDIT: And also, liberals have absolutely nothing to do with this. It makes you look stupid by randomly sticking insults in just for the sake of ragging on liberals. Please, for the sake of convservatives everywhere, let people who are more intelligent make your arguments.

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He's right, they aren't number one. However, he seems to think this means they don't matter at all, and is hence retarded. OF COURSE girls like hot guys more than ugly ones. That's just retarded.

I always forget that liberal means something different in the US. They should really have their own word to mean "liberal", since it actually has nothing to do with the definition that they use.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I always forget that liberal means something different in the US. They should really have their own word to mean "liberal", since it actually has nothing to do with the definition that they use.

Liberal has no meaning in the US. People just throw it around liberally.

Edit - Liberal = the replacement for Jew. Before when bigotry and racism was tolerated in the US, media control and monetary loss were blamed on the Jews. Now that people are called anti-semites for anything less than that, they just replaced the word Jew with the word Liberal.

[This message has been edited by postdiluvium (edited 02-25-2007).]

I'm reasonably confident and I'm going to die cold and alone

The simple plain undiluted truth people is that girls like men.

Which is handy cos otherwise the race would probably suffer.

Assuming you're not some fucking ginger head freakozoid (in which case you'll die a virgin anyways) she'll like you for you.

Stop trying to figure it out. YOU CAN'T!

Concerntrate on being you and working on simple people skills like listening to her when she talks.

quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

Liberal has no meaning in the US. People just throw it around liberally.

Edit - Liberal = the replacement for Jew. Before when bigotry and racism was tolerated in the US, media control and monetary loss were blamed on the Jews. Now that people are called anti-semites for anything less than that, they just replaced the word Jew with the word Liberal.





An hour before you posted that, I came to that correlation myself. I didnt know anything about the history, but it seemed to me that all the jews I know were pretty liberal, and I was wondering if there was such thing as a conservative jew.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



An hour before you posted that, I came to that correlation myself. I didnt know anything about the history, but it seemed to me that all the jews I know were pretty liberal, and I was wondering if there was such thing as a conservative jew.

I guess it depends on what you define as liberal. I consider most of the Jews I know to be conservative because of their political views over their social views. I have heard hard core Republicans say they don't give a fuck who marries who, but they still support the war in Iraq and despise Affermative Action. I guess it is like everyone else. There is no one is is totally conservative and no one who is totally liberal. We are stupid to think either end of the political spectrum represents who we all are.

That in mind. I like big dick. I like good looking men. And I like a buff body. I would not go out with any man that I didn't consider physically attractive. So much for representation.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

I have heard hard core Republicans say they don't give a fuck who marries who, but they still support the war in Iraq and despise Affermative Action.

*raises hand*

Well, except for the Republican part, I hate mainstream parties...

Also, this thread makes me realize I am going to die alone and with no meaningful compansionship.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

The simple plain undiluted truth people is that girls like men.

Which is handy cos otherwise the race would probably suffer.

Assuming you're not some fucking ginger head freakozoid (in which case you'll die a virgin anyways) she'll like you for you.

Stop trying to figure it out. YOU CAN'T!

Concerntrate on being you and working on simple people skills like listening to her when she talks.



I used to think to myself, it's looks! No wait, it's confidence! No wait, it's...

Now I have realized. This really is the truth. I am neither confident nor good-looking, but somehow I have found the love of my life. She just likes me... 'cause I'm me.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Thankyou captain LIAR more like...

sure..ill just take my 5'6" fat ass over to the hottest girl in sixth form and try my luck. Yeah teh fuck that shits gonna work for me to put it in a way yopu'll undersatnd. this thread is full of lies...

I SAY

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"I'm reasonably confident and I'm going to die cold and alone"

you could get a space heater....?

quote:Originally posted by Taquito:

"I'm reasonably confident and I'm going to die cold and alone"

you could get a space heater....?



alright then

I retract my previous statement

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

listening to her when she talks.

But it's so hard! *cries*

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I still tell you, it's what's in your pants that matters!!

(well, more specifically, your wallet )

-deus-

Penis size matters, but not a lot. Depends on the girl. If she hasn't been with a ton it matters a bit more.

Oddly enough, my girlfriend has slept with 10, including me. I'm the only guy who has ever gotten her off by any method. And I can get her off about every single time. And yes, by penetration alone. Believe it or not my penis is a bit below the "average", maybe 5.5-5.75 inches(due to the drinking honestly, seems bigger if I dont' drink smoke for a month). Anyway, learn to use it right bro.

I've been told my eight out of the nine girls I've slept with that I was the best. And they were not bullshiting(learn to read people). (the nineth girl I left before she woke up, ha-fuck one night stands)

I've been able to get girls off that have never gotten off before. Or more frequently than past partners.

I think alot of guys must have problems USING what they have in bed. And alot of guys are more concerned getting THEMSLEVES off rather than their partner. Then they wonder why she's dissapointed in bed. Common sense.

Learn to use what you have before blaming it on size. Guys do not differ in size by very much, but 90 percent of us are insecure about it.

EDIT: And yes looks matter fatty. No one likes sleeping with someone they are not attracted to. Get a gym membership, eat right, and take care of your self you fat greasy slobs.

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quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

And yes looks matter fatty. No one likes sleeping with someone they are not attracted to. Get a gym membership, eat right, and take care of your self you fat greasy slobs.

That's the problem. Almost everything that is horrible about my appearence is beyond my control, mostly my hideous face. I'm in pretty good shape. All the gym memberships in the world wouldn't help Brian Peppers.

Jewish conspiracy, etc.

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

Oddly enough, my girlfriend has slept with 10, including me. I'm the only guy who has ever gotten her off by any method. And I can get her off about every single time. And yes, by penetration alone. Believe it or not my penis is a bit below the "average", maybe 5.5-5.75 inches(due to the drinking honestly, seems bigger if I dont' drink smoke for a month). Anyway, learn to use it right bro.

I've been told my eight out of the nine girls I've slept with that I was the best. And they were not bullshiting(learn to read people). (the nineth girl I left before she woke up, ha-fuck one night stands)

I've been able to get girls off that have never gotten off before. Or more frequently than past partners.

"oh you're totally the best I've ever had you're way better than my ex"

Hahaha. Sure they weren't bullshitting. No girl in any kind of relationship is going to say "I've had better sex before, you were okay but not exceptional" and if it's a one-night stand they're sure as hell not going to either. "Learn to read people"? People believe what they want to believe.

Anyway, this is a Sniper Piper topic, the guy's been trolling for almost three years.

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

Learn to use what you have before blaming it on size. Guys do not differ in size by very much, but 90 percent of us are insecure about it.

Despite what I just said above, this is great advice.

I cant believe i wasted time reading that bullshit. Next time just say, "you already know that girls like self confidence" and dont waste my time, asshat.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

That's the problem. Almost everything that is horrible about my appearence is beyond my control, mostly my hideous face. I'm in pretty good shape. All the gym memberships in the world wouldn't help Brian Peppers.

Then you're fucked to a degree. Don't expect to land a super model bro. You're going to have to lower your standards, you have no choice.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

"oh you're totally the best I've ever had you're way better than my ex"

Hahaha. Sure they weren't bullshitting. No girl in any kind of relationship is going to say "I've had better sex before, you were okay but not exceptional" and if it's a one-night stand they're sure as hell not going to either. "Learn to read people"? People believe what they want to believe.

Anyway, this is a Sniper Piper topic, the guy's been trolling for almost three years.

This is after I've been done with them, aside from the current girl. Most of the girls, what they have said have been verified through THEIR friends. Word gets around in whispers, I dig. I'm not saying I'm god. I'm saying I know how to use what I have man. I already stated I'm below what the "average" is and I have thus far not had a problem getting a girl off.

Like I said. I've not been the greatest person on an emotional level untill the current girlfriend, but I know how to weild my tool.

EDIT: And I've only had one, one night stand. THe one I did not stick around.

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Euda - yeh absolutely cos over there its insulting (?) and confuses me

I think what we can take from sniper's op is that although these qualities ARE frequently attractive to women they are certainly not a necessity in getting girls.

quote:Originally posted by frl:

Euda - yeh absolutely cos over there its insulting (?) and confuses me

I think what we can take from sniper's op is that although these qualities ARE frequently attractive to women they are certainly not a necessity in getting girls.



Wrong again, chupa! Thats what girls go for. However, there's still hope. Eventually, security becomes more important to girls then physical attraction, so they become women and settle down for partners they wouldnt even dream of letting touch them because they have big wallets.

Now you know.

And knowing is half the battle!

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

I have heard hard core Republicans say they don't give a fuck who marries who, but they still support the war in Iraq and despise Affermative Action. I guess it is like everyone else.

You have obviously never met a hardcore Republican, so I'm going to help you out.

1) I do give a shit who marries who. Man marries Woman, not man marries man.

2) I support the War in Iraq because I know its justified. I support the War in Iraq because I know damn well I could be next, and I support my Brothers in Arms.

3) I dont support Affirmative Action. I support Justice, which is even purer than affirmative action. If all the black people in a city are most qualified for the best jobs, then they've earned those jobs. Men should be based on their quality of work and their moral character. (Unfortunately in the real world, this doesnt work, but its how I live)

And because I dont feel like preachin to the choir, go look up the ideals of the Confederacy. (ignore the slavery bits, why hire someone when now a machine does it better?)

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:



Anyway, this is a Sniper Piper topic, the guy's been trolling for almost three years.

Im a "Troll" because I post something that provokes controversy... isnt that what makes Totse cool?

You see, Liberals have saturated this country with their Philosophy. When you argue with this DOGMA, they resort to name calling... Troll... Racist...

I thought Moderators could do better than that....

Im just out to help the Computer Geeks... Totse seems to have alot of them!

quote:Originally posted by Sniper Piper:

Im a "Troll" because I post something that provokes controversy.



Thats pretty much the definition a real troll (As opposed to the usual offering of kidiot SG spammers we have here).

Its probably a translation thing but Liberals=Fem Nazis?

OP - quit with the selfesteem boosting bullshit if a ugly guy has all the confidence in the world it dosent make him instantly attractive, all he will be is a CONFIDENT UGLY, would you like a confident ugly girl? no? really? then what makes you think that your bullshit advice works?

Confidence is the key issue here. Not yours, theirs. If you're not easy on the eyes, the only reason ANY girl is going to be with you/sleep with you/etc is because she doesnt think she can do any better.

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

OP - quit with the selfesteem boosting bullshit if a ugly guy has all the confidence in the world it dosent make him instantly attractive, all he will be is a CONFIDENT UGLY, would you like a confident ugly girl? no? really? then what makes you think that your bullshit advice works?

Dude, goto Wallmarts....sit outside for an half hour... ty

quote:Originally posted by Sniper Piper:

Dude, goto Wallmarts....sit outside for an half hour... ty





You just cant argue with logic like that...

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quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

You have obviously never met a hardcore Republican, so I'm going to help you out.

1) I do give a shit who marries who. Man marries Woman, not man marries man.

2) I support the War in Iraq because I know its justified. I support the War in Iraq because I know damn well I could be next, and I support my Brothers in Arms.

3) I dont support Affirmative Action. I support Justice, which is even purer than affirmative action. If all the black people in a city are most qualified for the best jobs, then they've earned those jobs. Men should be based on their quality of work and their moral character. (Unfortunately in the real world, this doesnt work, but its how I live)

And because I dont feel like preachin to the choir, go look up the ideals of the Confederacy. (ignore the slavery bits, why hire someone when now a machine does it better?)

Yes those are YOUR views and YOUR opinions. And the Republican next to you will have a different opinion on all those issues and still be a Republican. I am sure you are retarded enough to consider yourself purist that defines for everyone else who and what they are, but then there is a reason why people like you are never given the position to define anything for the rest of us. But take comfort in some economic offshoot from almost 150 years ago doing all the thinking for you, this way you can never be wrong to yourself and yourself alone.

quote:Originally posted by Sniper Piper:

Dude, goto Wallmarts....sit outside for an half hour... ty





Only the ugliest mofo's in the world step into a Wal-Mart, and you will certainly never see girls above a 7 out there, and a 7 will be rare because she'll be 14 or 15 and is there with her mom. Argument voided, you fat ugly bitch.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I always forget that liberal means something different in the US. They should really have their own word to mean "liberal", since it actually has nothing to do with the definition that they use.

QFT