I recently started going out with a redhead. I'm curious as to whether his pubes are as red as his hair, but he's shy and I don't want to scare him by asking him or molesting him. (We've been dating for a few weeks, so it's nothing serious.)

Anyone know if all redheads have red pubes? And if not, is there anyway I can tell without asking/looking?

you're fucked.

Apparently not all do.. some will just be brownish.

But just ask in a jokey way if his pubes are firey red too.. unless he can't take a joke, or is very sensitive about his hair colour!

Have a friend pants him.

One's pubes are generally the same colour as their eyebrows. So if his eyebrows are red then he's likely a firecrotch.

Jack might close this thread for the hell of it, by the way.

Nazi mod! *cough*

I don't think he'll get defensive if I ask him, but he'll go and tell his little friends and they'll be like "She wants to get in your pants, man." And I really don't want to deal with their excess shit.

So I'll definitely check out his eyebrows, because that's what a lot of people (other sources) suggested.

Thanks

Yeah, talking about gingers in S&A is kinda like shouting "MACBETH!" at a dress rehearsal.

Jx

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

unless he can't take a joke, or is very sensitive about his hair colour!

And why on Earth should he be sensitive about being a FUCKING GENETIC MUTANT??! [/sarcasm].

And OP, you're just sick. Stick to your own breed.

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Just ask him. If I had red pubes, I would feel no shame.

quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

Just ask him. If I had red pubes, I would feel no shame.

Imagine having ginger pubes and normal hair...

Jx

So you got online and posted a question on a forum filled mostly with assholes about the color of your boyfriend's pubes when you just as easily could have gone to Google and typed in "Nude Redhead Man?"

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

So you got online and posted a question on a forum filled mostly with assholes about the color of your boyfriend's pubes when you just as easily could have gone to Google and typed in "Nude Redhead Man?"

Basically, knowing that I'd probably get some negative feedback. And also knowing that a nude picture of a redheaded man wouldn't give me the answer that I was looking for, because apparently not all redheads are firecrotches.

quote:Originally posted by sleepyface:

Basically, knowing that I'd probably get some negative feedback..

Whatd'ya expect??!

We give a home here to all and sundry. Don't matter none if your 'thang ' is scat-bukkake with underage amputee midgets.

Only thing we won't have no truck with is ginger-loving.

*loads shotgun*

We don't want yer sort around these here parts, y'hear?

Just ask if his minge is ginge?

Considering they're all "mutants" he might be even more freaky, and be the sort with green pubes

Meh, it shouldn't be that big a deal, unless it's a ginger afro, god this mental image is really disturbing me!!!! Just tell him you prefer guys without much hair down there, and ask him to trim trim trim?

Better way of saying "urg, that fucking horrible shit aint going anywhere near my face"....

quote:Originally posted by sleepyface:

...apparently not all redheads are firecrotches.

Not if they die their hair or shave.

Or are going through chemo.

le gasp! a ginger!

*builds fort of pillows

I've got redhair, but thankfully I have the honor of sayin' I dont have red pubes, there like a brownish color, alot darker then my hair.

gingers lawlz that cracks me up, south park haha

don't date a ginger kid...those kids are wierd.

quote:Originally posted by Chuck Fucking Norris Jnr:

I've got redhair, but thankfully I have the honor of sayin' I dont have red pubes, there like a brownish color, alot darker then my hair.

Same here...except I don't have any because I shave. But they are the color of my eyebrows which are a lot darker than my hair.

call him fire crotch and see what he says

FANTA PANTS!!!



ewww

Eurgh, fire crotch!

Why don't we just ask HTS-Noob?

just go down on him.

you just gotta waity and see!

my natural hair is pretty red(but not quite fire head), but I was(well, I haven't seen it in years) light brown down there.

Buttt I think there's some genetic hair disease in my family where all your hair is different colours in different places =S (read: black haired father with flame red eyebrows who grows grey/brown/red facial hair)

quote:Originally posted by sleepyface:

I recently started going out with a redhead. I'm curious as to whether his pubes are as red as his hair, but he's shy and I don't want to scare him by asking him or molesting him. (We've been dating for a few weeks, so it's nothing serious.)

Anyone know if all redheads have red pubes? And if not, is there anyway I can tell without asking/looking?



lol hav u sexed him yet?

quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

Yeah, talking about gingers in S&A is kinda like shouting "MACBETH!" at a dress rehearsal.

Jx

hahahahahahahah

To answer a few questions:

1. I'm "dating" him because he's smart. Also because his face is attractive and he's really tall. Unlike most people I've met since I've moved. So his red hair doesn't really bother me, and it fits him.

2. I'm only 15, I don't plan on having sex with him. But I do plan on going down on him in the future, and finding out what color he is.

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

Why is it you Brits don't like Irishmen?



I have no problem with the Irish. Infact just the opposite.

I've been a republican supporter since I was a kid (when I realised someone was trying to sell me a line about Ireland/IRA)

quote:Originally posted by sleepyface:

I'm only 15, I don't plan on having sex with him. But I do plan on going down on him in the future, and finding out what color he is.

Wait, let me get this straight. You will suck a guy off but wont have straight up vaginal with him? What kind of bullshit wrong impression are you planning on giving him?

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Wait, let me get this straight. You will suck a guy off but wont have straight up vaginal with him? What kind of bullshit wrong impression are you planning on giving him?

I am 15 aswell, and that is usually how it works. There's nothing wrong with felatio or mutual masturbation, but penetration usualy labels a girl a slut. It's a big step. I'm not sure how old you are, but that's how it works here, too.

Hehe.. fire crotch..

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Whatd'ya expect??!

We give a home here to all and sundry. Don't matter none if your 'thang ' is scat-bukkake with underage amputee midgets.

Only thing we won't have no truck with is ginger-loving.

*loads shotgun*

We don't want yer sort around these here parts, y'hear?

Can it please be lynching time now Jack?

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Wait, let me get this straight. You will suck a guy off but wont have straight up vaginal with him? What kind of bullshit wrong impression are you planning on giving him?

To me, vaginal and oral are two completely different things. Fucking a guy is a much bigger step than just sucking him off.

He may or may not be a fire crotch... how red is he? Is he like a full on blood nut?

Before you get too involved:

http://pages.citebite.com/n1k1q7r2j5hck



[This message has been edited by busyhands (edited 02-26-2007).]

My wife is redhead, but brown down there

quote:Originally posted by busyhands:

Before you get too involved:

http: //pages.ci tebite.com /n1k1q7r2j 5hck





Thank you for that informative link. I was however disappointed that they don't campaign for a 'Final Solution' to the ginger menace!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Thank you for that informative link. I was however disappointed that they don't campaign for a 'Final Solution' to the ginger menace!

yeah we need a final solution my town is getting full of red heads and and the rest dyed their hair red and now they think they're "hard" damn kids

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Have a friend pants him.

and you shall see his vagina. you know all redheads have vaginas with teeth.

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

So you got online and posted a question on a forum filled mostly with assholes about the color of your boyfriend's pubes when you just as easily could have gone to Google and typed in "Nude Redhead Man?"

Urk.no. really no. Very very bad idea!



Oh god. my eyes!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Urk.no. really no. Very very bad idea!



Oh god. my eyes!





The search didn't show any nude redheaded men.

If you have sex with a ginger kid you will die.