Yes kids, it's time for my poly-annual rant. This time it's about how emotional attachment is bad. You're better of giving up now and hitting the bottle, you're going to end up here anyway.

I'm just ranting about how the cops are stupid, and they don't let you stop people's ass when they're not respecting your women (or female friends). I liked it better in the olden days when we solved our problems with violence. At least it wouldn't be resolved with one man going down crying and the other being dragged away by cops.

Also, you know what sucks? Women. Not in the literal sense either, but in the metaphoric. They can't be arsed to be faithful for one second. Really, the smarter man goes in with no expectations whatsoever. Then he can't be disappointed when he gets the clap because his girl's a skank.

And that's another thing, these sexist comments have got to stop. Women are people too. Just because they're not as intelligent, can't read maps or tell directions doesn't mean they shouldn't be treated like equals. Just kidding.

Anywho, anybody else in favor of nuking all the women to kingdom come and replacing them with robots? But the cool sex-bot robots. Not the kind that try and kill you.

That'd kick ass.

Agreed.

I love emotional attachment. But i know how it feels to be emotionally destroyed.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I love emotional attachment. But i know how it feels to be emotionally destroyed.

Especially many times in a week. You can get emotionally attached to friends, just caring for them is enough.

Makes me want to pull a "taxi driver".

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

cool sex-bot robots. Not the kind that try and kill you.

You won my heart right there and then.

+1

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

That'd kick ass.

Can't we build nanny-bots instead?

To feed and care for humanity, and us humans would just sex all day and write music.

Yeah...

quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:

Can't we build nanny-bots instead?

To feed and care for humanity, and us humans would just sex all day and write music.

Yeah...

They will be super-hot sex/nanny bots, so when we aren't sucking on their breasts for milk nourishment they are sucking on our cocks for fuel. Yes! Some sort of robot nanny that drinks cum for fuel and supplies milk out of it's huge tits for our fuel...It would be the perfect machine!

But yes Rykoshet, I completely agree with you. A woman is just an adulteress yet to be born. Fuck 'em, they can go to hell.

Nigga, please.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

They will be super-hot sex/nanny bots, so when we aren't sucking on their breasts for milk nourishment they are sucking on our cocks for fuel. Yes! Some sort of robot nanny that drinks cum for fuel and supplies milk out of it's huge tits for our fuel...It would be the perfect machine!



Yeah, we already have those, they're called women.

Tho they're not really machines but who says we can't treat em as such.

quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:

Yeah, we already have those, they're called women.

Tho they're not really machines but who says we can't treat em as such.

Hillary Clinton and her gang of supercunts.

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I started shaking my head at the first post, then outright laughter at the geekiness took over by the fifth post.

I second the motion

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Agreed.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I love emotional attachment. But i know how it feels to be emotionally destroyed.

I second this. Women are hard to deal with...but they beat the alternative: men. Also, I would like to state that women are inferior beings, but that they should be treated with respect. The same way you treat little kids. Your nice to them and respectful because you know they are inferior and not able to handle the world as well as you can.

Seriously though, how does everyone deal with it? I've had my heart torn, and just been back there again, ready to have it ripped again. As much as I want to not care, I really can't.

What do you do?

Last time i got my heart tore out browsed the internet with the lights turned off.

It's all about setting a mood really.

I also got in touch with myself you know.

I learned to like myself in new ways.

Ways like the wagging dog or crouching monkey style.

Then one day, bam!

I knock the tv over jackin it flying butterfly style.

What was the question?

quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:

Last time i got my heart tore out browsed the internet with the lights turned off.

It's all about setting a mood really.

I also got in touch with myself you know.

I learned to like myself in new ways.

Ways like the wagging dog or crouching monkey style.

Then one day, bam!

I knock the tv over jackin it flying butterfly style.

What was the question?

...not that...

I like you.

Stay in this mindset, please.

I'm going to make billions off of a Biotene like surface cleaner for robots I'm inventing. BILLIONS!

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Seriously though, how does everyone deal with it? I've had my heart torn, and just been back there again, ready to have it ripped again. As much as I want to not care, I really can't.

What do you do?

You are doing great so far. You are being honest and being funny as fuck. Just lay low for a while and then find someone else. Oh, and stop going for your "type". If this keeps happening to you it's because your type is obvious cheaters that you hope to win over with your love.

Yeah, the first few heartbreaks hurt like hell, but then you get used to them. First love is a very fucking rare thing.