Okay, We have all done the car, but anyone have a really unusual place?

Mine: The local courthouse in a confrence room.

movie theatre. and to this DAY i can't remember the movie.

sadly theyre only been one place ive had sex..my damn mind

My grandma's garage. Baseball dugouts. 2 feet away from a sleeping friend. Around the side of a friend's garage. The middle of a field. The list goes on and on..

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

sadly theyre only been one place ive had sex..my damn mind

Don't worry MJ, your day will come in the fullness of time. Then you can tell Totse all about it!

In my grandparent's house! That was pretty fuckin' weird.

In Bali, but we were in a bed.

I don't remember the rest, but public places are usually a night op.

Outside various places, including a riverbank

Pretty much all over the house.

Round the back of a travel lodge.



-deus-

Forest

Golf course(by forest)

bed

shower

on a bed above my buddy and his gf which were on the floor

tim hortans bathroom

basement

Christian elementary school playground, school bathroom, park, parking garage staircase. Some of those places more than once.

in the butt.

All over the house.

Our mall has a small room with a couch in it and a lock on the door so mothers can go in and breast feed. There.

The beach, which isnt so unusual.

Public pools. One time there were two teenagers(guys) hanging around the other side, and we were pretty damn obvious about it. Other times, there were families and kids in it as well, so we just stayed in one corner and kept it discreet.

In the car in an elementary school parking lot, just because we had nowhere else to go.

In the car while we were waiting for her mother to finish her goodbyes and come out and get us.

Thats about all I can think of.

Tied up on his mother's bed...and she came home.

(Not busted...but it was a very close call.)

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i bet most of the people here are horseshitting.

quote:Originally posted by serendipity:

i bet most of the people here are horseshitting.



Once you actually have sex, you'll figure out that none of the ones people listed are particularly wild.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Once you actually have sex, you'll figure out that none of the ones people listed are particularly wild.

yeah they are moron. Sex should only belong in a bed.

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

Christian elementary school playground, school bathroom, park, parking garage staircase. Some of those places more than once.

I'm pretty sure we've all done the school bathroom and mall bathroom one.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

I'm pretty sure we've all done the school bathroom and mall bathroom one.



Nope.

Sex in a public bathroom...*shudders*

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quote:Originally posted by oc6:



Nope.

Sex in a public bathroom...*shudders*



Self conscious? Moral Obligation?

tell me more.

^ ^ ^ hygine?

quote:Originally posted by Lazarus:

Self conscious? Moral Obligation?

tell me more.

Cleanliness issue.

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

sadly theyre only been one place ive had sex..my damn mind

Still LoL

quote:Originally posted by serendipity:

yeah they are moron. Sex should only belong in a bed.

Lol. Boring lovers FTL!

Graveyard

And yes, she was living. It was a graveyard next to my Highschool during a football game, and I drank too much wild turkey.

Drunk dude + female + isolated place = sex

On a bed.

However it was in the middle of a field.

Sitting room couch.

Every time my parents sit there I think shiiit...

quote:Originally posted by cannabisjoe:

On a bed.

However it was in the middle of a field.



what the fuck? lol

Some rocks at a beach while half the middle aged motehrs of the town were playing paddle tennis on the courts. First time too.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Cleanliness issue.

same, public restroom sex is nasty. Unless it's one of those really clean single bathrooms with locks on the doors that they have in really nice places. That would be fine.

Truckstop bathroom.

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

Don't worry MJ, your day will come in the fullness of time. Then you can tell Totse all about it!

But when you get laid,it better be a weird fucking place,MJ.

i n my gf's closet and in an old shed by a river(drunk)

In an airplane.

On a car hood in a bar parking lot and never realized a crowd gathered around us. I was really, really drunk.

A stolen truck.

On a tree branch.

In a dog house.

Public lake very discreetly.

Glass elevator, that was incredible, nutted in a minute.

The capital buildings bathrooms in two states.Trying for more.

In a moviee theater.

Random room in a hospital. Was visting a friend and saw an open room.

In a old van in a junkyard.

Church, Daycare(with my over 18 gf, not the little kids), Work

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Lastnight, I had sex at a mortuary with a perfect stranger.

A bed.

Well, a church ^^

quote:Originally posted by Markalon:

In an airplane.

On a car hood in a bar parking lot and never realized a crowd gathered around us. I was really, really drunk.

A stolen truck.

On a tree branch.

In a dog house.

Public lake very discreetly.

Glass elevator, that was incredible, nutted in a minute.

The capital buildings bathrooms in two states.Trying for more.

In a moviee theater.

Random room in a hospital. Was visting a friend and saw an open room.

In a old van in a junkyard.

I call bullshit

You say everyone has done it in a car, how about while doing a drive-by that would be intense.

** Deuce Omen

Parking lot of a porn store.

I masturbated in an airplane once...

quote:Originally posted by cannabisjoe:

On a bed.

However it was in the middle of a field.

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quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I masturbated in an airplane once...

Ha wtf, are you serious?

A cemetary. Yes on a grave even. (I was unbelievably drunk and couldnt be bothered walking any further just for a root)

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I masturbated in an airplane once...

Solo-division mile high club.

The foot of my bed.

On the front lawn of on friend's house or on a red inflatable chair at the top of a hill after a concert.

-A pool

-Friend's bed with him in the room, facing the other way

-Bathroom of an unfamiliar building

-Hammock in the early hours of the night

Church parking lot.

Prep station table at Taco Bell.

Our friend's mom's bed.

In a park around a bunch of lil kids.

Laundry room of my friend's high-rise apartment building.

At a party in front of a dozen people or so.

And there's a dark room at my school that we're thinking of corrupting .

on a baseball field right on home plate (just for the irony)

quote:Originally posted by InCasinoOut:

Truckstop bathroom.

it was with a dude wasnt it.....

Places iv'e done it

-arena bathroom(lost virginity there) ouch!!!

dont even remember her name

-church

-graveyard

-threesome in a lake, couldnt get to close because ppl were there

-abandoned house

-forest,woods wtv

-park

-underneath bleachers

-bar

-movie theatre

-im sure theres more strange places but I cant think of them right now

-and ofcoarse the most obvious one the bed

quote:Originally posted by DeuceOmen:

You say everyone has done it in a car, how about while doing a drive-by that would be intense.

** Deuce Omen

Really, its not all its cracked up to be.

The automatic gunfire really fucks up your rythm.

But really...

a psych ward

an abandoned mental hospital

cemeteries, one of which is now supposed to be haunted, I guess if you go there at night sometimes you can hear moaning



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Farris wheel



On a table at wendys when i was a closer

in the middle of a graveyard behind a large gravestone. also on a roof and in the middle of the woods.in a changing room one time too. weird places are fun!

i ate my girlfriend on this overlook that is overlooking the golden gate bridge

On a baseball pitch, the place where the players sit, there. In the middle of glebe park (Big park in my city) at lunchtime on a weekday.

Good friends moms bed, after we argued with him for 40 minutes that we werent going to do anything, just sleep. That night was slow and went for hours, amazing sex, but we had to get up like an hour early to air out the room, nobody knows to this day.

In a playground. On the bigtoy.

Every church in the surrounding area.

Parks.

Boat.

In school.

Theres more but im too tired to think of them right now.

A few churchs(Athiest, I enjoy desecrating such things)

Girls dorm showers.

Girls dorm bathrooms.

Random girls room in said dorm after she went home for the weekend.

Next to this huge retarded cross we have in town.

Under that cross.

In the building for the cross.

On top of a theatre.

In a theatre.

Taco bell(worked there when I was 16.)

Fed Ex building.

Cars of course.

Friends lawn.

My lawn.

On top of my appartment complex.

Kitchen counter of one girls grandparents.

Hood of car.

Truck bed.

Under a semi truck trailer.

Steps of a church.

Merry go round.

Slides/park equipment.

Skatepark.

That's all I really give a flying fuck to remember. I got shit to do.

In the same room as my girlfriends mum and her 12 yr sister...

in the same room under covers while her mum was on the computer barely 50cm away...

that's about it\

and in a mazda 121 lol

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quote:Originally posted by psychwardreject:

a psych ward

an abandoned mental hospital

cemeteries, one of which is now supposed to be haunted, I guess if you go there at night sometimes you can hear moaning





gee, i wonder why they can hear moaning. lol.

To the Ghost or whatever, I don't make shit up to impress people on the internet. No reason to.

I am an older guy that has had some good expeiences in life. Someone asked a good question and I answered. None of the locations were all that unusual. The really strange places, I will keep private.

Having sex in strange spots brings a rush of adrenenline that makes for a better orgasm.

My wife really enjoys being outdoors and having a risk of being caught. I love that about her.

quote:Originally posted by brat18:

Church parking lot.

Prep station table at Taco Bell.

Our friend's mom's bed.

In a park around a bunch of lil kids.

Laundry room of my friend's high-rise apartment building.

At a party in front of a dozen people or so.

And there's a dark room at my school that we're thinking of corrupting .



You sick fuck! I eat at taco bell!

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



You sick fuck! I eat at taco bell!

That's why the food tastes soooooo good.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I masturbated in an airplane once...

I masterbated my bf on an airplane once, and then he did me. I don't think the person sitting next to us noticed

I also sucked his dick in the backseat of a car with my mother and her bf infront driving, luckly they didn't notice though because I'm sure my mom would have flipped if she new hehe I was 16 at the time.

I havn't has sex anwhere really odd though, just a dark allways and cinema toilets and a few local parks.

Pool Table in my GF's sorority. It's in a seperate room w/ a locking door in the basement. It pretty much screams yeah you should fuck here.

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Maybe some of you remember WordPerfect Corporation (before Corel bought them)...

I was one of ten graveyard security people with access to anywhere on the 30-acre campus (15 3-story buildings)...

Anyways, I think I was 22 or so, but for some reason, I brought my G/F one night and stashed her in one of the unused buildings.

At around midninght, we walked right into AA's office (the president), and did it right on his desk! We got totally buck-ass naked too. I can't imagine what he thought of the sweaty palm-prints, and god-knows-what-prints on his glass desktop the next morning!

It was very awkward, but we did it so we could talk about it in the future!

My bed :/

everywhere i can think of:

-In several beds (mine, hers, eventually ours, my firends...dont even ask..)

-in several different showers

-on the bathroom floor

-floor of my friends dorm room (my other friend, who had fallen asleep sitting on the floor got kicked and woke up...lulz ensued)

-on my friends couch

-in the forrest

-behind some stores in town (almost got caught by an employee...it was evening, so it was sort of dark...and we hid behind a big fan thing...but the guy was like 4 feet away...)

-in a car...cant believe i forgot that one...

-on top of my friend...its a long story...dont ask...wasnt a 3 way...he had all his clothes on...he was pissed tho...

thats all i can think of for now...



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- In the movie theater which was playing the Spongebob movie.

-also in a movie theater behind a crowd of kids, she moaned during the loud parts

( i think it was the polar express)

-getting a handjob in a elevator and trying my best to tuck in my dick infront of a old couple walking in.

-playground of course (who hasnt done it there?)

-underneath a covered table in one of those big arcade places.

-During her fathers wedding (boy that was weird)

Church playground... on a Sunday.

haha nobody said mine.. 1 word.. trampoline

Man, I suck

In a car outside my brothers house

In a dirty smelly caravan

Motel shower

His best friends younger sister's bedroom floor

A tent at a 16 year old girls birthday party with little 15/16 year old kids standing outside giggling and saying silly things like "CHARLOTTES LOST HER FUCKING CAMERA!" and "Omg are Kim and Pete having SEX?! OMGZ!l!oneone lolz!"

I need to work on this list! *Shakes fist*

Only had sex in the usual places i.e the bedroom and a houses bathroom.

But been given a handjob on a train and a blowjob on a couch next to my ex's best mate. She had no clue! Cushions FTW!

train's , graveyards, parks, hell... i dunno, what do YOU find unusuall



In my own experience i found the most unusuall time in a bed. 2 girls, me, in a 1,5 person bed, 2 people on the floor messin around, and what actually made it strange, is that one of the girls i was in bed with her whole family was downstairs cause it was her MUM'S BIRTHDAY. Damn that was akward



quote:Originally posted by midnight_toker:

haha nobody said mine.. 1 word.. trampoline

workin on that one. Did do most other things you might find in a playground. But a trampoline and a rowingboat are still need to do's



edit: ohw and i forgot, personally i found on the middle of a huge bridge, boats goin under us and HUNDREDS OF CARS BEHIND US, in full sight against the railin pretty special too. Hooray for my insane ex. Ohw, and one of the boat captains even waved back :P

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the rectory at my neighborhood church

porta-pottie in poland in the woods

the beach(common)

On top of a stack of bibles, during church camp.

Taco bell bathroom.

Top of school.

Teachers desk.

Balcony of Courthouse.

All with the same girl, she was into public places.

Once you get caught a few times you just don't care anymore.

SWIM needed somewhere so he used a display home, while there were people looking at it.

quote:Originally posted by The American Infidel:

[B]

-on top of my friend...

/B]

please, do explain.

as for me, it's just been my bed, his bed, my shower, my couch, and the back seat of his truck. nothing too exciting.

quote:Originally posted by Erase Me Sad:

2 feet away from a sleeping friend.

have some respect for your mates. no one wants their mate banging some drunk ugly hoe a couple feet away from them ok.