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Old 2007-02-23, 19:23
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default I danced like a God for her (Zvi story 2)

That night I danced for her. I danced with her. Spinning, turning and bridges burning.

Naked from the waist up.

In Hamburg sind die Naechte lang.

My cosmic tree a gallery, a showcase of high tension muscles and sinew.Her watching with admiration and desire.

Lots of desire.

Dancing together, calling down the rain and our bodies promissory notes.

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Or in slightly less prosaic prose. There was a disco at the bar where i drank in Hamburg. I was still a virgin, 17. Somehow the bar woman and I hit it off in the disco.

Her name was 'Uschi the Muschi' ,she was maybe 25.

Normally I can't dance (can't sing neither and some days even walking upright is a challenge) but that night I danced my little teenage heart out for her and with her. I had that whole 'No one here gets out alive' thang going on. Long blond mane and an upperbody that spoke of hours of training and a daily calorie intake just the right side of anorexia ( 'heroin chic' when it was still called 'looking like a skag rat').

I've probably never looked better than i did that night and she wanted me.

She was wearing a 'little black' in shiny red ( yeah so sue me I'm not a fashion expert).

She kept letting it ride up her thighs and ride down her shoulders.

We danced with and for each other for ages.

Then finally we kissed. *insert naff analogies about fireworks, sun, moon and celestial bodies*. Her toes certainly curled and various bits of her went pop.

Both hot, sweaty and 'gagging' for it.

She said i should wait for her while she finished off the bar for the night.

Then she went home with Zvi and left me standing there!

Yep, cockblocked and out trumped by a 70 year jew.

ps. she apologised the next day and said she'd really wanted to 'do me' but then she got a chance of Zvi....she didn't look like she'd slept much none either.





[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 02-24-2007).]
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Old 2007-02-23, 19:29
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Default Re: I danced like a God for her (Zvi story 2)

My condolences.

-deus-
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Old 2007-02-23, 22:09
the_boogiman the_boogiman is offline
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Default Re: I danced like a God for her (Zvi story 2)

Stupid fucked up jews. But look on the bright side, my 1000th post is on YOUR thread .
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Old 2007-02-24, 01:12
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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Default Re: I danced like a God for her (Zvi story 2)

Dare i say...

PWNED BY OLD JEW!
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Old 2007-02-24, 03:38
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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Default Re: I danced like a God for her (Zvi story 2)

geez...what a letdown. Still a beautiful time and moment to remember man.

excuse the noobery but...whose zvi?
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Old 2007-02-24, 03:46
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Default Re: I danced like a God for her (Zvi story 2)

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

'Uschi the Muschi'

lol
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Old 2007-02-24, 08:18
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: I danced like a God for her (Zvi story 2)

woff!
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Old 2007-02-24, 13:01
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Default Re: I danced like a God for her (Zvi story 2)

quote:Originally posted by TruthWielder:

excuse the noobery but...whose zvi?

The scariest, coolest 70-year old vengeance-seeking hawk-eyed ex-military nutjob Juden you could ever hope to meet.
 
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