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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-02-22, 16:02
CptnCrackHound CptnCrackHound is offline
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Default This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

I was doing this really skinny chick, she was so skinny her veins protruded from her skin at her pelvic bone. I think she would be considered anorexic because she is always asking me if I think she looks fat.

Anyway she was riding on top of me and I kept placing my hand on her belly and pushing in so I could feel me inside her. As I continued looking at her belly, she said, "What are you looking at"? So I told her the truth, I was watching my cock inside her.

So time goes on and she says, "Stop looking at my belly while you are fucking me"! I told her, "She looked like a snake that swallowed a fucking rat"!

She got REALLY pissed, jumped up and left. My question is why did she get so upset? I told her the truth.

Did I say something wrong?
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Old 2007-02-22, 16:07
Streetvision Streetvision is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

Because that girl has some SEIROUS problems.
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Old 2007-02-22, 16:50
Jessic Jessic is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

Damn.

Is that attractive?

I think that would creep me out.

The girl has problems as far as I'm concerned.

Very little you can really do about eating disorders, as anything you say just gets twisted to fit with their delusions.

Keep an eye on her? Be prepared to do something if she keeps getting thinner?

Jx
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Old 2007-02-22, 17:25
jewelie369 jewelie369 is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

gee, maybe she left because you were an insensative prick.
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Old 2007-02-22, 17:34
Gus Gus is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

quote:Originally posted by jewelie369:

gee, maybe she left because you were an insensative prick.

No, she left because she wanted to go make herself puke up the small bits of dirt she swallowed while breathing, of course.

His comment just reminded her that she's getting fat.

Stay far away from skinny girls like that... They're insane and dangerous.
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Old 2007-02-22, 18:20
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:



Stay far away from skinny girls like that... They're insane and dangerous.

And this distinguishes them from all other women , how?
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Old 2007-02-22, 18:30
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

Tell her she looks fat and should lose weight
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Old 2007-02-22, 18:54
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

I was doing this really skinny chick, she was so skinny her veins protruded from her skin at her pelvic bone.

PICS OR BULLSHIT!
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Old 2007-02-22, 18:56
Communist Turtle Communist Turtle is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

Yeah, WTF? Let's see pictures of stomach cock.
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Old 2007-02-22, 19:09
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

One of my friends told me about the exact same thing happening to him (Having sex with a girl who is so skinny that you can see your cock inside her).



I had a hard time believing it, but he's really not the type to lie, especially for no reason.





That is some spooky shit. Made me think of that scene in Alien when it just burst out of the guy's chest.
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Old 2007-02-22, 21:42
dominic_arenas dominic_arenas is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

Pix or it didnt happen.
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Old 2007-02-22, 21:58
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

quote:Originally posted by MandatorySuicide:

One of my friends told me about the exact same thing happening to him (Having sex with a girl who is so skinny that you can see your cock inside her).



I had a hard time believing it, but he's really not the type to lie, especially for no reason.





That is some spooky shit. Made me think of that scene in Alien when it just burst out of the guy's chest.

That makes me sick to my stomach. Actually touching somene that akin to a cancer victim creeps me out too.
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Old 2007-02-22, 22:28
Soda_Can_Sniper Soda_Can_Sniper is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

quote:Originally posted by MandatorySuicide:

One of my friends told me about the exact same thing happening to him (Having sex with a girl who is so skinny that you can see your cock inside her).

Haha, the Alien scene.

But you've never seen a porno with a really slim girl bent at a weird angle, and as he's thrusting you can sorta see where the pelvic-V gets "inflated" and deflated?
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Old 2007-02-23, 13:47
CptnCrackHound CptnCrackHound is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

quote:Originally posted by jewelie369:

gee, maybe she left because you were an insensative prick.

No I am an insensative "TRUTHFUL" prick.
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Old 2007-02-23, 14:08
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:



So time goes on and she says, "Stop looking at my belly while you are fucking me"! I told her, "She looked like a snake that swallowed a fucking rat"!



Did I say something wrong?

What? A girl getting pissed because you basically called her a snake?

Who'd a thunk it?!



Also she might have assumed you were implying she had a big belly when you said the 'swallowed a rat' thing.



Edit: You coulda phrased it better.



Edit2: Or possibly not, considering whatever you said she'd have probably found some way to make it sound like you'd said something offensive.



This is why fat girls are better. The majority of them know better than to ask "Do I look fat?" and alot of them know to shut the fuck up and put out when they're asked to.

[This message has been edited by yoyobek (edited 02-23-2007).]
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Old 2007-02-23, 15:23
Zonko Zonko is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

I remember one time Snoopy talking about how he could see his cock in an anorexic chick. This thread kinda reminds me of that.
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Old 2007-02-23, 15:28
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

The things S&A worries about....

*shakes head*

Duuude, you had your cock in her cunny...A REAL LIVE CUNNY!

That's more than half this forum will ever do.

So stfu and stop sweating the small stuff.

And if it bothers you that much then stick it in her arse!

Problem sorted!

No, no don't thank me. Just a doin' my job y'all.

*rides of into sunset having once again saved the day!*

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 02-23-2007).]
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Old 2007-02-23, 15:32
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

I remember when I was very thin (98 lbs), being fascinated by how my abdomen would rise and fall during sex, and sometimes I would put my hand on my tummy to feel it.

Although, I've always had enough of a tummy that I don't think I was transparent.

It must have been the way you said it and/or the look on your face.
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Old 2007-02-23, 17:35
speeler21 speeler21 is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

hey oc 6 im saying nekkid pics or bullshit sorry its what i do
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Old 2007-02-23, 21:48
Jessic Jessic is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

quote:Originally posted by speeler21:

hey oc 6 im saying nekkid pics or bullshit sorry its what i do

Shouldn't be talkin' to the Ketchmistress like that .

Jx
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Old 2007-02-24, 05:31
origamimavin origamimavin is offline
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Default Re: This chick was so skinny she looked like a snake that swallowed a rat!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



*rides of into sunset having once again saved the day!*





yay!
 
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