i am really worried. this may be a dumb question, but please can someone answer me. ive looked around alot.

can a girl get pregnant from oral sex?

Only if she swallows, so bust on her face to be safe.

I too am worried...really worried..WTF do they teach in Sex Ed these days???!

i dont have sex ed. ill have it next year

Yes.

You need to go get the MAP right away.

And hopefully you'll be sterilized by then.

Wekk, technically, if you blow a load in her mouth - and then she kisses you and lets all the sperm drip into your mouth - and then she spreads her legs way up in the air - and you let all the sperm drip out of your mouth into her vaginal cavity hole....

Yes, it IS possible.

Yes. You can get pregnant from oral sex. And from holding hands AND from thinking about girls while in church. So if you are thinking about a particular girl while you are in church, including singers and actresses, you will get them pregnant and everyone will know you are not on the father, but a sinner!

Don't have sex, don't think about sex. Or you will get pregnant and die.

How old are you kid? Not old enough to have been in "Sex ED", so, I assume younger than 13?..... You have to be 13 + to be a totsean. *Shrugs*. Immigrant?

quote:Wekk, technically, if you blow a load in her mouth - and then she kisses you and lets all the sperm drip into your mouth - and then she spreads her legs way up in the air - and you let all the sperm drip out of your mouth into her vaginal cavity hole....

Snowballin'

Anyways, You should ask your teacher that question when Sex Ed comes up. All the kids in the room will think you're totally rad. Count the high fives.

LOL!! nub.

People like you should not be allowed to breed.

†Jesus†

Do you have some teeth missing?

quote:Originally posted by uh name1:

i dont have sex ed. ill have it next year

And you can't ask your Dad?

That would sadden me if i felt my own teenage sons would have to go to a site like this instead of feeling able to ask me.

Ok, on the offchance you aren't a rather lame troll:

For a girl to get pregnant, your 'cum' has to be in or on her 'pee pee'.

It's that simple.

Is her mouth her cunny?

No.

The only way oral sex might lead to her getting pregnant is if she spat your cum out into her hand and then rubbed it straight into her vulva. And the odds of that getting her pregnant are almost as rare as you winning the lottery.

Or i suppose if you had just given another boy 'head' and ...



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I hope and pray for the love of god that this is a troll.

Id like to think the age this kid would have to be is under 13, and if hes asking about oral sex getting a girl pregnet he's either just got wishful thinking or kids these days are getting worse. But either way kids these days are dumb and this would prove it.

Only way to get a girl pregnent is if the sperm goes in her pussy.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

And you can't ask your Dad?

That would sadden me if i felt my own teenage sons would have to go to a site like this instead of feeling able to ask me.

Ok, on the offchance you aren't a rather lame troll:

For a girl to get pregnant, your 'cum' has to be in or on her 'pee pee'.

It's that simple.

Is her mouth her cunny?

No.

The only way oral sex might lead to her getting pregnant is if she spat your cum out into her hand and then rubbed it straight into her vulva. And the odds of that getting her pregnant are almost as rare as you winning the lottery.

Or i suppose if you had just given another boy 'head' and ...





Jack the sad thing is this one is not out of the ordinary, kids with all the information they have access to in todays world still aren't educated as well as when we were growing up

*edit fixed this for you

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did you at least use a condom? that's the only way not to get a girl pregnant. even with handjobs.

quote:Originally posted by xilikeeggs0:

did you at least use a condom? that's the only way not to get a girl pregnant. even with handjobs.

At least use a condom? What the fuck? Seriously that would totally take away from the point of getting head.

quote:Originally posted by desktopmunchies:

Snowballin'

More like a regular 'return to sender' snowballing followed by a 'not at this address'

quote:Originally posted by uh name1:

i am really worried. this may be a dumb question, but please can someone answer me. ive looked around alot.

can a girl get pregnant from oral sex?

i'll calleth that a totally dumb fucking question.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I too am worried...really worried..WTF do they teach in Sex Ed these days???!



See, when they started started sex ed, they succeeded in lowering the amount of pregnancies. But it backfired when they discussed oral sex, pointing out one couldnt get pregnant through it.

So while the number of teens engaging in intercourse declined, more teenagers became sexually active and simply stuck to oral, as the sex ed teachers seemed to imply oral is safe sex!

Dude if you are getting oral sex you must be getting it from your little sister or be the dumbest fucking kid on the planet.

You shouldnt be doing this if you dont know.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

[B]Wekk, technically, if you blow a load in her mouth - and then she kisses you and lets all the sperm drip into your mouth - and then she spreads her legs way up in the air - and you let all the sperm drip out of your mouth into her vaginal cavity hole....

Yes, it IS possible.

with alotta stupid answers.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Do you have some teeth missing?

Excuse me, what the fuck is that supposed to mean, you uppity bitch? Don't fucking insult me just because I'm from the south.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Excuse me, what the fuck is that supposed to mean, you uppity bitch? Don't fucking insult me just because I'm from the south.



??????????????????

She thinks that the OP is missing teeth, which means he must be from the south, which means people from the south must be stupid. Fucking bitch.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

She thinks that the OP is missing teeth, which means he must be from the south, which means people from the south must be stupid. Fucking bitch.

You don't have to be from the south to be a redneck trailer trash. Just because some people from the south are rednecks doesn't mean they all are so shut the fuck up. It was a more original way of saying "are you fuckign retarded?" Get the dildo out your fucking asshole and deal with it.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

You don't have to be from the south to be a redneck trailer trash. Just because some people from the south are rednecks doesn't mean they all are so shut the fuck up. It was a more original way of saying "are you fuckign retarded?" Get the dildo out your fucking asshole and deal with it.

Do you understand what I was even fucking saying? I was trying to tell her that not everyone from the south is stupid, no matter how much she thinks that. Half my goddamn family lives in Clanton, don't fucking preach to me about what the south is like.

Do you realize what the fuck I was trying to say. Obviously YOU THINK everyone in the south has no fucking teeth. Because she never said anything about the south you dumb fuck. She just said "do you have any teeth"(or close enough). Implying the persons a dumb fucking redneck. What I was saying is that she probably knew that NOT EVERYONE is a fucking redneck in the south. If they had said "What are you from the south? God damn your a fucking retarded redneck" that would be differnt. Get the dildo out of your ass. And half my family is from Ft.Myers florida fucking which is pretty fucking south asshole.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Excuse me, what the fuck is that supposed to mean, you uppity bitch? Don't fucking insult me just because I'm from the south.

rofl

Too funny!

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Do you realize what the fuck I was trying to say. Obviously YOU THINK everyone in the south has no fucking teeth. Because she never said anything about the south you dumb fuck. She just said "do you have any teeth"(or close enough). Implying the persons a dumb fucking redneck. What I was saying is that she probably knew that NOT EVERYONE is a fucking redneck in the south. If they had said "What are you from the south? God damn your a fucking retarded redneck" that would be differnt. Get the dildo out of your ass. And half my family is from Ft.Myers florida fucking which is pretty fucking south asshole.

No, I'm saying SHE thinks everyone from the south has no teeth. Otherwise, where would that comment come from?

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

No, I'm saying SHE thinks everyone from the south has no teeth. Otherwise, where would that comment come from?

SHE NEVER FUCKING MENTIONED THE SOUTH YOU FUCKING TARD. Your the one that brought the south up you fucking moronic dumb asshole. Did daddy stick his dick in your mouth and break out a couple of your teeth? Is that why your so offended by the missing teeth thing because your southern redneck dad made you blow him and you lost some teeth in the process cuz he pressed your head to hard.

Nope. The topic made me think of this guy's work on DA:

http://tinyurl.com/34fu7d

oops, this should work...I hope.

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Uhhh... I think we need a time-out and a group hug...

quote:Originally posted by busyhands:

Uhhh... I think we need a time-out and a group hug...

Hugging leads to pregnancy, dumbass.

Don't make me take off my belt.

if you and the girl both huff raid within a week after doing the deed, it's almost the same as taking a morning after pill...

little known fact....

quote:Originally posted by reject:

Hugging leads to pregnancy, dumbass.



No it doesn't, thinking about girls does.

Oral sex, that is a surefire way to get pregnant wtf are you doing. At least double wrap it in condoms if you want to run that high risk lifestyle. Even masturbation can result in Running Sperm Syndrome, better known as RSS. This is where the sperm can feel any pussy nearby and is attracted to it thus going inside and impregnating the girl. You better watch yourself.

** Deuce Omen

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Don't make me take off my belt.



As his trousers might fall down and reveal sights no man or woman should ever have to see?

Pregnancy and STDs happen almost always only if there is "wet to wet" contact.

So if she had your dick in her mouth, and then you were sucking face, and then you ate her out, that is one big chain of wet to wet contact. I'll stress that it is HIGHLY UNLIKELY she could get pregnant, but it is POSSIBLE.



Just regular oral sex can not cause pregnancy. For a girl to get pregnant your sperm must make it's way all the way to her egg, and trust me it's not gonna get there from in her stomach.

Hope that helps

To most everyone else: I'm sure we can all agree that sex ed doesn't happen early enough/intensively enough in North America. Common sense is the same way sometimes. Really though flaming the poster isn't going to encourage it to improve. It's not always the OP's fault they don't have information that they should have.

MLOR, Chemist... The missing teeth reference was probably a reference to baby teeth. As in, "How old are you if you believe this shit? You can't have all your teeth yet if you do."

quote:Originally posted by Can O Soup:

MLOR, Chemist... The missing teeth reference was probably a reference to baby teeth. As in, "How old are you if you believe this shit? You can't have all your teeth yet if you do."

...thats what I thought it meant the first time I read it

OMG YOUR GOING TO HAVE A SECOND UVULA. . . .

quote:Originally posted by TINYTANKER:

OMG YOUR GOING TO HAVE A SECOND UVULA. . . .

TWINS?!?!?

quote:Originally posted by uh name1:

i am really worried. this may be a dumb question, but please can someone answer me. ive looked around alot.

can a girl get pregnant from oral sex?

How old are you??

Lol, this thread reminds me of 6th grade when we took a field trip to a sexual education place and some nerdy kid asked if you could get a girl pregnant from holding hands. And second grade when this girl told everyone she got pregnant from being around her brother too much...

you=fail

If you GIVE her oral, though, you could get her preggers from all of the people you suck off during lunch time.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

If you GIVE her oral, though, you could get her preggers from all of the people you suck off during lunch time.

Fucking owned.

†Jesus†

Pregnancy can only result if you rupture her foreskin.