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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-02-21, 06:31
kenton kenton is offline
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Default Why the fuck did this happen?

So I'm a virgin. Kind of, today I was just about to lost my virginity, I put the condom on and tried to penetrate her and the moment my dick touched her vagina it went flaccid. That was like 5 hours ago and it hasn't gotten hard since. What the hell happened?
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Old 2007-02-21, 06:51
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Default Re: Why the fuck did this happen?

You're gay and by touching your penis to a vagina you lost all its magical powers.
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Old 2007-02-21, 06:51
kenton kenton is offline
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Serious answer please. Is this common with losing virginity?
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Old 2007-02-21, 06:57
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Default Re: Why the fuck did this happen?

Your penis hates you.
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Old 2007-02-21, 07:00
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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Default Re: Why the fuck did this happen?

i've read about this before this is a medical conditon know as genitalszytophrenia, it is when your penis is allergic to vagiana, the best cure is homosexual buttsecks applied twice a day to your dog
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Old 2007-02-21, 07:01
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Default Re: Why the fuck did this happen?

It's common, yeah. Or that's what I've been told. Both condoms and first times can cause you to lose your erection. Try to relax more.
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Old 2007-02-21, 08:11
lordsjohnson lordsjohnson is offline
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Default Re: Why the fuck did this happen?

I think the technical term for that is "stage fright".
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Old 2007-02-21, 08:39
stab stab is offline
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Default Re: Why the fuck did this happen?

I wouldn't worry about it. Better luck next time.
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Old 2007-02-21, 11:07
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Default Re: Why the fuck did this happen?

Don't double post!
 
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