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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-02-21, 04:53
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Easy Rider 
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I'm being stalked what the fuck?
Yeah so if you remember my thread about the fat bitch who I was too nice to tell to fuck off, it got alot worse.
Like it was cool for a while, then all the sudden, she wants to take a picture of me. I'm hella sick so I don't care I can't deny its really fucking weird, but heh. Then she starts talking to me all about how shes shown it to everyone and OMG and shit, and I'm like heh.
I started flirting with this one bitch all period every day, just so I don't have to talk to the fat bitch.
She caught me offguard afterschool and someone tricked my phone number out of me. And like. She called me tonight, it was hella weird. I didn't know who the fuck it was I was like, who this? and she was ITS JULIA OMG, and im like oh okay but a fake oh okay like oh okay I have no idea what the fuck your on about. Then once I figure out its here I told I was in the middle of shit (I'm a mentor to 8th graders and shit), and I'll call back later. I have a feeling this is just a beginning.
Oh yeah, and apparently she has a big ass skinhead brother, who she showed the pic to and he said hes seen me. She showed me a picture of him, I'll beat his ass regaurdless and if not I'll stab him but still heh.
I'm at a lost in how to get this bitch to get it that I don't want to get it. I'm with all the hot bitches at lunch so I'm going to get one to pretend to be my gf, but I have a feeling it'll fall through somehow. Seriously what the fuck, I feel sorry for you girls that deal with this shit more often.
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#2
 2007-02-21, 04:59
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
Accidentally slip your cock in her ass. Moron, how does one trick you into giving out your number?
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#3
 2007-02-21, 05:01
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:
Accidentally slip your cock in her ass. Moron, how does one trick you into giving out your number?
Like if I thought about it, you feel me, I hella would of not given her it. She fucking ambushed me in the bushes man! She seriously makes me cringe just looking at her.
[This message has been edited by Easy Rider (edited 02-21-2007).]
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#4
 2007-02-21, 07:07
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NiGhT PrOwLeR 
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
she just likes you alot, its not stalking really if you give her your number on your own free will,
dont write her off because shes a bit....qwerky, embrace her qwerkyness
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#5
 2007-02-21, 07:08
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NiGhT PrOwLeR 
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:
she just likes you alot, its not stalking really if you give her your number on your own free will,
dont write her off because shes a bit....qwerky, embrace her qwerkyness
whoaaa thar i just read that she was fat, fuck that dude RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
send the chubber back to hell
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#6
 2007-02-21, 07:57
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
Stop saying "hella".
Faggot.
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#7
 2007-02-21, 08:08
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silverballs 
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:
Stop saying "hella".
Faggot.
Bahahahahahaha damn man just ignore her its not that difficult i once had 2 rather ugly chicks competing for me it was funny but somewhat annoying now they both have given up thank god but damn it never would have happened if i wasnt drunk and god damnit i was to occupied with getting rid of them that i didnt notice a hot girl had the hots for me.
anyway man just tell her to fuck off.
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#8
 2007-02-21, 11:16
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
A fake "oh, okay" you say?
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#9
 2007-02-21, 11:20
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
quote:Originally posted by Zonko:
A fake "oh, okay" you say?
Yeah like "OOOH, (slowly) oh-kay  "
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#10
 2007-02-21, 11:40
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Zonko 
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
Oh you crazy yanks, completly dropping spelling, logic and grammar from language. When will you learn?
Edit: Curse my bad spelling, bad time for it to turn up.
[This message has been edited by Zonko (edited 02-21-2007).]
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#11
 2007-02-21, 11:49
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
You know, maybe just maybe. If you try actually telling her that you are not interested, instead of just leading her on.....You might actually make some progress.
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#12
 2007-02-21, 11:58
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
quote:Originally posted by baloo:
Yeah like "OOOH, (slowly) oh-kay  "
I hate people who do that. It's like "Your weird. I'm normal. Look how disdanful and superior I am as I make fun of you by slurring words like a retard. riiiiiiiight."
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#13
 2007-02-21, 13:18
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Lord of all things BAD 
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:
Stop saying "hella".
Faggot.
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#14
 2007-02-21, 15:33
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AprenticeChemistBITCHS 
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:
Tell her you have a newly discovered STD that only harbors in men but causes death in women. Tell her it's called something like Autoimunkillabitchphlis.
Edit: for the Bloke
Why not instead of making something up just tell her he has HPV? If im right thats the one where guys can have it but since they don't have a pussy it doesnt affect them.
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#15
 2007-02-21, 18:12
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Easy Rider 
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
I hate people who do that. It's like "Your weird. I'm normal. Look how disdanful and superior I am as I make fun of you by slurring words like a retard. riiiiiiiight."
I hate people that can't take a fucking clue and make me say "Oh, okay" all the fucking time.
Lawl @ Zonko, stupid mick.
I hella would just tell her to fuck off that but it feels so fucking awekward, I just don't know how I'd do it. I woke up late today so I don't think I'm going to school, I might just to jack this laptop from the same period I have fat bitch in, but I think the best idea is to just get a fake girlfriend.
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#16
 2007-02-22, 15:17
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Jessic 
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Re: I'm being stalked what the fuck?
quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:
I hella would just tell her to fuck off that but it feels so fucking awekward, I just don't know how I'd do it. I woke up late today so I don't think I'm going to school, I might just to jack this laptop from the same period I have fat bitch in, but I think the best idea is to just get a fake girlfriend.
Tell her you are not interested.
Because you aren't, right?
Or do you enjoy the attention? Because you don't get it anywhere else? And it gives you a little ego boost?
Stop noncing around, grow a pair, and tell the poor girl to stop wasting her time.
Jx
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