Seriously, do fat girls know they're a last resort? Especially the DUFF in groups, the fat girls that hang out with hot chicks.

Also do you think average chicks with massive tits know they're only so desired because of their huge tits? And that guys want to tit sex them?

I'm curious. Are these girls in denial?

*edit*

What about those girls that look fucking FANTASTIC as they leave the house, make up, fake tan, done up hair, etc. Do they know that when a guy wakes up next to them in the morning after the artificial enhancements fade, that he wont ever ring her back? Because she's fucking hideous?

I hate girls and their god damned face paint. Some, okay. "accentuate features", fair enough. But some bitches must learn how to apply make up at god damned clown college or something.

But yeah, that's the other question: Do girls who wear a lot of make up, and wear fake tan etc. know that they're actually quite ugly underneath it?

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 02-20-2007).]

You know how anorexic and bulimic people see a distorted image of themselves when they look in the mirror? I have an inkling that it's the same with some fat chicks. They see a skinny girl staring back, just like the real skinny girl sees a fat girl.

Or they're just fucking stupid.

There was a fat chick who didn't realize she was fat in the tent spot next to ours on leavers, I told her that my friend really liked her and she went over to him and gave him a lap dance. It was great!

I like bigger girls!

They know they are fat if they sleep with you, since they are scrapping the barrel at that point. If a fat chick hits on you, it is because you are ugly, poor, or both and she isn't setting her sights very high.

I see fat girls like this: Weak minded. Yeah I know theres the bullshit about "oh I cant help it! its medical" Like maybe .5% of fat chicks have that condition, the rest are lazy, weak minded people, who have no drive; no ambition. Some fat girls know they're fat and some are delusional. You can always spot a delusional one because shes probably wearing sweat pants that say "juicy" on the back. It's funny because you know the clothing designer had to use a bigger font for the letters to still cover the whole back of the pants.

quote:Originally posted by gmail:

I see fat girls like this: Weak minded. Yeah I know theres the bullshit about "oh I cant help it! its medical" Like maybe .5% of fat chicks have that condition, the rest are lazy, weak minded people, who have no drive; no ambition. Some fat girls know they're fat and some are delusional. You can always spot a delusional one because shes probably wearing sweat pants that say "juicy" on the back. It's funny because you know the clothing designer had to use a bigger font for the letters to still cover the whole back of the pants.



I hear that they had to stop making tiger print thongs in XXXL because the factory workers were killing themsleves from the PTSD.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

tiger print thongs in XXXL

*shudders*

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

They know they are fat if they sleep with you, since they are scrapping the barrel at that point. If a fat chick hits on you, it is because you are ugly, poor, or both and she isn't setting her sights very high.

You sound like a fat kid.

Some people like fat chicks. Some girls like fat guys. I can't explain it anymore than I can explain scat fetishes. I only know they exist.

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by gmail:

I see fat girls like this: Weak minded. Yeah I know theres the bullshit about "oh I cant help it! its medical" Like maybe .5% of fat chicks have that condition, the rest are lazy, weak minded people, who have no drive; no ambition. Some fat girls know they're fat and some are delusional. You can always spot a delusional one because shes probably wearing sweat pants that say "juicy" on the back. It's funny because you know the clothing designer had to use a bigger font for the letters to still cover the whole back of the pants.



Exactly same goes with male fat asses. Fat people really piss me off, the world needs to get off their lazy fucking ass and do something besides play PS3 and ipod and tv.

And no of course not all fat girls think they are ugly why do you think they wear shirts that say "HOT STUFF" instead of "YOU MUST BE DRUNK TO FUCK ME"?

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Exactly same goes with male fat asses. Fat people really piss me off, the world needs to get off their lazy fucking ass and do something besides play PS3 and ipod and tv.

And no of course not all fat girls think they are ugly why do you think they wear shirts that say "HOT STUFF" instead of "YOU MUST BE DRUNK TO FUCK ME"?

I meant to say that in my post but forgot. Yes it's the same for guys. There is NO reason anyone should be fat enough to wear a 46-50 inch waist band. Maybe if you're a body builder or somthing, but dont they have small waists? I dont know. Bottom line is fat people really just have no drive and their fat ass is the most obvious sign. When I went to college, I gained some pounds like anyone else does, but I can still fit into my pants, and I now watch my eating. It's not difficult to stay skinny(er?). I have some bad habits that include lots of drinking (Im in a fraternity) and I smoke a lot of cigarettes. Not to mention little time during the week for excerise.

Come on now, whales are people too!



Whatever alot of them still get action from guys. I think that's awesome, I'm just not one of those guys.

It's all about that petite'ness right here!

A fat chick told me she'd like to blow me at a club once.

I assumed she was just hungry and told her Hungry Jack's was around the corner.

A few of my friends are into fat ladies. Not my thing either, but I don't just label all larger ladies as ugly.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Also do you think average chicks with massive tits know they're only so desired because of their huge tits? And that guys want to tit sex them?

Would an average looking guy with a donkey cock feel bad because his big cock got chicks with whom he would otherwise not have a chance? No, because the cock is part of his appeal, just like a handsome face or broad shoulders. People normally have one aspect of their bodies which is hotter than the others (think of women with pretty faces and dumpy bodies or vice versa; they are often still attractive).

But yeah, I hate really fat chicks who think they're god's gift. Nothing wrong with cute, chubby girls, though.

quote:Originally posted by madeyes:

Would an average looking guy with a donkey cock feel bad because his big cock got chicks with whom he would otherwise not have a chance? No, because the cock is part of his appeal, just like a handsome face or broad shoulders. People normally have one aspect of their bodies which is hotter than the others (think of women with pretty faces and dumpy bodies or vice versa; they are often still attractive).

What the fuck? That's a fucking stupid example. Unless he whips his cock out, waves it at girls and plays "helicopter" with it, how is it going to attract any one? They wont know about his dick until they've made decisions based on his other characteristics. Actually, his dick is probably the last thing she'll see. It's just a bonus for the girl, because if she sees it, she was already willing to sleep with him

*edited the first post, due to a new question*

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 02-20-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

Some people like fat chicks. Some girls like fat guys. I can't explain it anymore than I can explain scat fetishes. I only know they exist.

Cheers,

Lost

Thats just sick.

Same thing as getting sexually aroused at the thought of poisoning yourself.

There is a reason your body expels it.

quote:Originally posted by madeyes:

Would an average looking guy with a donkey cock feel bad because his big cock got chicks with whom he would otherwise not have a chance? No, because the cock is part of his appeal, just like a handsome face or broad shoulders. People normally have one aspect of their bodies which is hotter than the others (think of women with pretty faces and dumpy bodies or vice versa; they are often still attractive).





Thats a bad example.

First off, unless he hangs out showing his dick, girls cant really know, especially if he is at a club where he doesn't know anyone.

Second, as far as i know there are no "dick growing surgeries" but there are plenty of silicone ones.

And girls that put silicones do know that they need that to be more attractive and probably get depressed because of it.

I'm not sure if fat girls know. They proabably do but just act like they aren't despicably repulsive.

quote:Originally posted by oinkthepig:

Second, as far as i know there are no "dick growing surgeries" but there are plenty of silicone ones.

I totally agree with you, but there are actually operations where the shaft can be extended by adding in a silicon tube. Also some people inflate their balls with silicon liquid [not sure how]. Thank you Something Awful!

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

Some people like fat chicks.

Good ol' Chubby Chasers.

'Although I do imagine how much chasing really goes on. I think it's more like a few waddles, then "gotcha"'

It's a question of being self-aware; many are self-aware, while many are not. Weight has no influence on self-awareness.

There are people in every walk of life that don't comprehend how they look or act.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

You sound like a fat kid.

And you sound like a bitter little twat that can't even get lardo tail. HAHA! You got rejected by the fat girls! HAHA!

Theres nothing wrong with big tits, you superficial asshole.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

But yeah, that's the other question: Do girls who wear a lot of make up, and wear fake tan etc. know that they're actually quite ugly underneath it?

Yes, we do.

Jx

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

What the fuck? That's a fucking stupid example. Unless he whips his cock out, waves it at girls and plays "helicopter" with it, how is it going to attract any one? They wont know about his dick until they've made decisions based on his other characteristics. Actually, his dick is probably the last thing she'll see. It's just a bonus for the girl, because if she sees it, she was already willing to sleep with him

*edited the first post, due to a new question*



Yes but if it was at a club that he did know some people then it would work to his advantage. They don't have to SEE his big dick to hear about him having a big dick and wondering if its true or not. Girls do talk to their girlfriends about the people they fuck. And if it was in highschool it would work pretty well and be easy to let everyone know he has a big dick. So it sort of works. It doesn't matter whether he could get that or not thru surgery it can still be an advantage.

I'm not sure..

I see a load of really fat girls lumbering through the streets. They're of the emo trend, with the striped hair and the stupid studded belts and shit, but they're usually hand in hand with quite cute skinny guys. And they seem pretty happy. Both the boy and girl.

I dont know if that means anything, but if a guy is happy with a fat bitch or vice versa, then fair play to them.

GAH. CAKEFACE. Insecurity, pretty much.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I'm not sure..

I see a load of really fat girls lumbering through the streets. They're of the emo trend, with the striped hair and the stupid studded belts and shit, but they're usually hand in hand with quite cute skinny guys. And they seem pretty happy. Both the boy and girl.

I dont know if that means anything, but if a guy is happy with a fat bitch or vice versa, then fair play to them.

But are those cute skinny boys of the crossdressing nature? By that I mean are they the kind that wear girls pants and makeup and look like little girls but somehow girls find them hot?

Well...while your thread has about 12 different questions I would like to mention that I hate lots of make up. Girls wear lots of make up because they think that if there face will look good it will distract you from there body (which they aren't happy with).

My friend is perma fake tanned and never without an inch thick of make-up(a bottle of £15 clinique foundation lasts her 2-3 weeks and she applies it twice during school alone, with an inch wide brush).

She honestly believes that she's the hottest thing ever. Maybe she is, if a blotchy orange fake, streaky tan lines & "sunshine" hands are attractive.

Plenty of boys will say she's "fit" but it takes her ages to find one who doesn't lose interest super fast, and her current boyfriend is this super ugly, super dumb, total neanderthal.

With or without the crap, she still thinks she's hot. When really, she just looks cheap, and without it she has real downs eyes and a face like a manta ray.

Until a male finally tells her that she's butt ugly, she'll always think that she's hot. As will all the other girls like her that I know.



I blame it on the low standards of modern men >=[

Ohhhh there are loads of really fat girls who think they're hot and are all flirty and slutty, but guys just laugh behind their backs at them =/

[QUOTE]Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Yes but if it was at a club that he did know some people then it would work to his advantage. They don't have to SEE his big dick to hear about him having a big dick and wondering if its true or not. Girls do talk to their girlfriends about the people they fuck. And if it was in highschool it would work pretty well and be easy to let everyone know he has a big dick. So it sort of works. It doesn't matter whether he could get that or not thru surgery it can still be an advantage.

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That's bullshit! We can tell what size a guy is by what he says. If he goes around bragging that he is HUGE, it means he is in the point and laugh catagory. If he sort of gently makes fun of himself or is upfront honest about his size then he is average. If he doesn't say anything at all, he is either that elusive creature we call the "Gentlemen" or he should have have been named Thunder.

Arquin, you are such a piece of shit, you make me lol.

Honestly! If men spent half the time studying us as we spend studying them, you would never hear another man complain about not being able to get any.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

What the fuck? That's a fucking stupid example. Unless he whips his cock out, waves it at girls and plays "helicopter" with it, how is it going to attract any one? They wont know about his dick until they've made decisions based on his other characteristics. Actually, his dick is probably the last thing she'll see. It's just a bonus for the girl, because if she sees it, she was already willing to sleep with him



Not if they're at, say, the beach. Perhaps it is a bad example, but you're missing the point: big tits on a girl are like broad shoulders on a man. They are, for some people, enough to make that person attractive even if the rest of them is not particularly appealing. Their attractiveness in that one area can make up for their ugliness elsewhere.

Is finding a girl attractive for her face any different than finding her big tits attractive? I would argue that we are conditioned to think so, that lusting for someone because of their facial features is more socially acceptable than going for them because of their body, but on a basic level both are indicators of good genes/fertility so they are no different.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

What the fuck? That's a fucking stupid example. Unless he whips his cock out, waves it at girls and plays "helicopter" with it, how is it going to attract any one? They wont know about his dick until they've made decisions based on his other characteristics. Actually, his dick is probably the last thing she'll see. It's just a bonus for the girl, because if she sees it, she was already willing to sleep with him

*edited the first post, due to a new question*



Dude - girls can tell straight away if a guy is hung. It's quite hard to hide in a pair of dress pants or jeans.

You look at their top - girls look at your pants. Thats just the way it works.

And girls talk. They know the guys that are great in bed, big dick or not. They know the guys that are arseholes, and the guys that are sleazy.

The difference is, most girls look for a few different qualities in a guy, not just one thing. Personality plays just as large a part as looks, if not more so.

Guys see a pretty face, or a good body, and instantly want some.

Having said all that, everyone is different. Thats what makes things so much fun!

Yeah, but they give the beeeeest head, and I have no problem letting them do their thing.

There's no attraction and no feelings or other bullshit surrounding it, I reserve sex for women I care about, it's just getting my rocks off.

And they seem to love it, so win-win as far as I'm concerned.

-Angus

It's all about attitude. Fat chicks that think they are the shit are actually acting a lot like successful guys - they have an image of themselves in their head that people can either accept, or fuck off. The fact that you noticed it enough to comment on here means they were successful.

Fat chicks have to use personality more than looks, thats all. Like most guys.

Trouble is, it doesn't really work on guys as a rule.... and just makes the heffir look dumb when they try..

Now, on to cock size. If you are hung, girls can tell. It's not like there is anywhere to hide it away... is there? Especially in jeans or dress pants.

Face it - you know when you glance at a girls breasts when you think she's not looking? She's doing the same to your crotch.

But most girls are looking for a guy that is funny, cocky and confident. A guys attitude can reveal a lot about what he will be like in bed, or to be around in general.

For example, if a guy is sitting down, legs crossed, hands over his crotch, he is obviously not real confident in bed. Wheras if a guy sits there, legs apart, leaning back, laughing and having a good time, even if he has a small cock, he would probably know what to do in bed.

See what I mean?

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

^This reminds me of a college buddy. He use to say "I don't have a very big dick, but the chicks just love it when I fuck them." I never have forgotten that line.

lol - Can I use that line? It's a gem.

quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:

My friend is perma fake tanned and never without an inch thick of make-up(a bottle of £15 clinique foundation lasts her 2-3 weeks and she applies it twice during school alone, with an inch wide brush).



Holy shit, thats alot of make up... 2-3 weeks? WOAH.

Chumpion, we have a special relationship. Of course you can use it!

quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:

My friend is perma fake tanned and never without an inch thick of make-up(a bottle of £15 clinique foundation lasts her 2-3 weeks and she applies it twice during school alone, with an inch wide brush).



Bloody hell!

I've had the same bottle of foundation since July, and I use it almost every day.

How big is her face?!

Jx

quote:Originally posted by shiva:

Holy shit, thats alot of make up... 2-3 weeks? WOAH.





Yeah man, that's fucking gross. All I wear is a bit of pressed powder and I only buy a new one every 6 months or so because it starts to look a bit old and icky. Goddamn I hate girls with cakeface...

quote:Originally posted by jewelie369:

That's bullshit! We can tell what size a guy is by what he says. If he goes around bragging that he is HUGE, it means he is in the point and laugh catagory. If he sort of gently makes fun of himself or is upfront honest about his size then he is average. If he doesn't say anything at all, he is either that elusive creature we call the "Gentlemen" or he should have have been named Thunder.



I fall into the average category, and I am up front about my size.

Interesting theory!

quote:Originally posted by gmail:

I see fat girls like this: Weak minded. Yeah I know theres the bullshit about "oh I cant help it! its medical" Like maybe .5% of fat chicks have that condition

Other than this, which simply isn't true, I agree with this post.

I personally believe that the established consensus on the cause of obesity simply isn't right: diet isn't such a big deal, exercise isn't such a big deal. When you've met so many of - and are one of - those people that, no matter how much crap they eat and no matter how little exercise they get, remain underweight, as well as people the exact opposite, you start to disbelieve that crap.

quote:Originally posted by pianoSpleen:

Other than this, which simply isn't true, I agree with this post.

I personally believe that the established consensus on the cause of obesity simply isn't right: diet isn't such a big deal, exercise isn't such a big deal. When you've met so many of - and are one of - those people that, no matter how much crap they eat and no matter how little exercise they get, remain underweight, as well as people the exact opposite, you start to disbelieve that crap.

Yea well obviously metabolism does vary from person to person and there is SOME genetics the determine fat people BUT then again its also added to the fact that they are lazy and eat to fucking much. I mean I don't belive that in 100 years the majority of people can get genetic disorder to where it makes them fatter. Back a hundred years ago before we had all this fucking technology there wasn't as many obese people because people actually walked and were active and didn't eat as much. Fat people do have some control over their fatness.

As far as jewlie thats probably right becuase my friend matt hes got an 8inch dick(coinidently to this thread this one chubby bitch he used to get head measured it for him and told us), and he never talks about his size really. Me on the other hand have about an average dick at around 6 inchs, and ill talk about my dick saying its small or that its just enough never bragging about how big it is if someone asks ill say honestly. So your theory does seem to work.

Now maybe its just me but I find a girl with large, luscious, natural breasts to be so irresistable, intoxicating, and so damn downright distracting that I can hardly think of anything else in relation to them (without pushing the limits of will power) and because of this weakness I feel I will never go out with such a girl because I will seem too shallow or plain fuckin retarded.

Its a vicious circle. However, my last girlfriend had fucking killer breasts. They werent quite huge (so they didnt totally distract me when I got to know her) but they sure were beautiful....*drools*

quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:

Until a male finally tells her that she's butt ugly, she'll always think that she's hot. As will all the other girls like her that I know.

That's why being a needless ass hole is sometimes needed.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

And you sound like a bitter little twat that can't even get lardo tail. HAHA! You got rejected by the fat girls! HAHA!

HAHA! biggest girl I've ever been with was a size 10. HAHA! And...I felt uncomfortable. HAHA! Size 8 is where it's at. HAHA! Are size 8's lardos? HAHA!

quote:Originally posted by jewelie369:

That's bullshit! We can tell what size a guy is by what he says. If he goes around bragging that he is HUGE, it means he is in the point and laugh catagory. If he sort of gently makes fun of himself or is upfront honest about his size then he is average. If he doesn't say anything at all, he is either that elusive creature we call the "Gentlemen" or he should have have been named Thunder.

Arquin, you are such a piece of shit, you make me lol.

Honestly! If men spent half the time studying us as we spend studying them, you would never hear another man complain about not being able to get any.



You make me lol because you can't even quote! It's one button, see it? Press it. Fuck, how stupid can you be, I'm sure they can even train god damned MONKEYS to press buttons. But it's beyond you.

Now, to the content of your post: Wrong.

Every guy varies. I knew a guy with a 10inch cock. But he never EVER mentioned it once. But then again, he was just quiet. Then I knew a guy who never shut the fuck up who had a 5 incher. So far you're right ey? Now lets get to the exceptions: I'm like 19cm. That's bigger than average right? Don't know what it is in inches. But I talk about it every now and then. More so, I'll tease it and say it's small.

I had a friend who was 9 inches. Always talked about his cock. It was ALL he ever talked about. He liked to show every one as well. Then we had a mate who never once in 10 years referred to his dick. We dacked him, and we found out why: it was minuscule.

The amount a guy talks about his dick has nothing to do with how big it is, rather it has to do with how much the guy talks in general.

If he talks a lot of shit, regardless if his dick is non existent, or humungor, it's going to get talked about.

Go "study" us some more.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

But most girls are looking for a guy that is funny, cocky and confident. A guys attitude can reveal a lot about what he will be like in bed, or to be around in general.



To be around in general? Yes.

What he's like in bed? No.

I've known innocent school girls who were total crazy bitches in bed. Then I've known total sluts who were crazy in bed as well.

Then there are the totally innocent school girls who ARE actually innocent school girls?

Where's the pattern? There is none.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

For example, if a guy is sitting down, legs crossed, hands over his crotch, he is obviously not real confident in bed. Wheras if a guy sits there, legs apart, leaning back, laughing and having a good time, even if he has a small cock, he would probably know what to do in bed.

See what I mean?

How the fuck do you figure that? So what you're saying is: Actors are good in bed? Because people can act. It's not hard. You know the real happy confident ones who crack a lot of jokes? They're hiding certain insecurities with a mask. They're only letting you see what they want you to see.

Fuck, for all you know, one has proper posture and doesn't act like a Neanderthal or has an OCD. While the guy cracking heaps of jokes and slouching comes from a low part of society, has ADD or is just smashed.

I think chumpion and jewlie are virgin schoolgirls...

Wow, I'm totally convinced that chumpion and jewlie are 14 year old virgins...

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

We dacked him, and we found out why: it was minuscule.

Uhh..alot of guys cocks are miniscule when they're flaccid...at least mine is about 1/4 the size of when it's erect:/

I mean he still may be tiny, but that's not a good indicator. Unless he had a raging hard on at the time...

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Wow, I'm totally convinced that chumpion and jewlie are 14 year old virgins...

Wrong as usual Baz.

And I don't know any women that are crass enough to check a guys package. It's easier to ask any girl friends that have been with him.

Where did guys get the idea that women want a man that is huge? When a guy is too big it just hurts to much to be any fun.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

I think chumpion and jewlie are virgin schoolgirls...

We all know you are a virgin.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Uhh..alot of guys cocks are miniscule when they're flaccid...at least mine is about 1/4 the size of when it's erect:/

I mean he still may be tiny, but that's not a good indicator. Unless he had a raging hard on at the time...

I have to agree with this.

I'm not massive when I'm flaccid, but I'm like 7 inches when I'm hard. I'm like 3 to 5 inches when flaccid. But 7 when hard.

I don't run around lookin' at guy's cocks, so I wouldn't know what flaccid average is.

Yea seeing a flaccid penis is no determintion on whether its big or not becuase they all are small when flaccid unless his was WAY small. I know mines about 3 inchs max when flaccid.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Yea seeing a flaccid penis is no determintion on whether its big or not becuase they all are small when flaccid unless his was WAY small. I know mines about 3 inchs max when flaccid.



Indeed. Then again, women are pretentious bitches anyways.

Depends though, arquin, was he a grower or a shower?



I remembered another fat girl who thinks she's super hot.

HOLLIE. She has huge, fat-sack boobs and horrid acne, also has a bleach white bob and wears false eyelashes and has a lip ring. She's like a fat scene kid? Anyway she's gross and thinks she's hot, thinks that she can get away with flaunting her tree trunk legs in super short dresses that even snejana onopka woudl be self-conscious in.

Hrmm, ever seen the video to the song on the skins adverts? the girl who sings it is super obese and wears tight clothes and is all bouncy about and jiggling and flicking her hair.

eukfsjdzndiakszx i really don't like looking at fat people pretending they're not fat

FUCK YOU ARQUAIN!!!!! so what if a girls fat? fat girl give the fucking best sex! and the best of anything even slightly sex related for that matter! so fuck of and go shag your size 0 girlfriend!!!! or your mum, there probz the same thing!!!!! and before you post next time, think about what u wanna post dont just be a smart assed fuck like you normally are!

quote:Originally posted by randomcheeseguy:

FUCK YOU ARQUAIN!!!!! so what if a girls fat? fat girl give the fucking best sex! and the best of anything even slightly sex related for that matter! so fuck of and go shag your size 0 girlfriend!!!! or your mum, there probz the same thing!!!!! and before you post next time, think about what u wanna post dont just be a smart assed fuck like you normally are!

FUCK YOU CHEESEDICK!!!!! are fat girls good in bed? i wouldnt know. iv never touched a fat girl!!!

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

In all seriousness, a guy who defends fat girls, and claims how good they are in the sack is OBVIOUSLY a chubby chaser. So, how's that going for you?

quote:Originally posted by randomcheeseguy:

FUCK YOU ARQUAIN!!!!! so what if a girls fat? fat girl give the fucking best sex! and the best of anything even slightly sex related for that matter! so fuck of and go shag your size 0 girlfriend!!!! or your mum, there probz the same thing!!!!! and before you post next time, think about what u wanna post dont just be a smart assed fuck like you normally are!



Willing to bet good money you've slept with one girl and she was fat.

What does it matter if a guy finds a fat bitch attractive?

It would only really matter to you if you secretly had a crush on him and it felt really bad that he prefered a beast over yourself.

Perhaps all the girls that do that fake tanning shit do it cause it makes them feel good?

I know to an extent it's to attract the opposite sex, but they wouldnt go to all that effort unless they liked it, would they..?



Allthough I dont see the appeal in being orange myself, they must enjoy it quite a bit.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Willing to bet good money you've slept with one girl and she was fat.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Wow, I'm totally convinced that chumpion and jewlie are 14 year old virgins...

You've found me out (just don't tell my wife...she'll be devastated! So will my kids...).

Look, I don't know about Jewlie, but I have had a bit of experience with women. If you don't agree, power to you. I know what works for me, and I know what I have seen.

Give me your point of view if you want - it may be something I haven't even considered yet. Or call me names. I'm not going to lose sleep either way...

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Exactly same goes with male fat asses. Fat people really piss me off, the world needs to get off their lazy fucking ass and do something besides play PS3 and ipod and tv.

And no of course not all fat girls think they are ugly why do you think they wear shirts that say "HOT STUFF" instead of "YOU MUST BE DRUNK TO FUCK ME"?



I can't really relate to fat people because I have a weird metabolism and I am just tall and skinny/muscular.

I beleive that the big titty girls dont know that BREASTSECKS is why we talk to them.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

You've found me out (just don't tell my wife...she'll be devastated! So will my kids...).

Look, I don't know about Jewlie, but I have had a bit of experience with women. If you don't agree, power to you. I know what works for me, and I know what I have seen.

Give me your point of view if you want - it may be something I haven't even considered yet. Or call me names. I'm not going to lose sleep either way...

That was a great response. I didn't think it was worth a reply because it was so sandbox, but that was awesome.

As for me, I'm 26 and while I'm not the town trike, I'm also not pure as driven snow.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

You sound like a fat kid.

You sound like one dillusional asshole. Mind telling me what makes you worth while? Bitter is what it sounds like. Maybe cut your dick off and go live in the mountains?

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

What does it matter if a guy finds a fat bitch attractive?

It would only really matter to you if you secretly had a crush on him and it felt really bad that he prefered a beast over yourself.

Perhaps all the girls that do that fake tanning shit do it cause it makes them feel good?

I know to an extent it's to attract the opposite sex, but they wouldnt go to all that effort unless they liked it, would they..?



Allthough I dont see the appeal in being orange myself, they must enjoy it quite a bit.



Good tans aren't orange. Maybe just maybe the guy sees something in the girl besides her being fat? How about the fact that just because YOU think she is guly, does not mean HE thinks she is ugly.

God, how many people here need to remove their head from their ass?

yoyobek, everything related to how a girl can make herself more attractive, for me at least, is a balancing act.

I don't want a girl that gets out of bed, doesn't shower, wash her hair, or brush her teeth, and then goes into the world. I could never find a girl like that attractive. You know how I know why? No girl I could ever relate to on a good personal level would take that little care of her appearence.

Same thing goes with a girl that dresses super slutty, gets fake tans and tits, wears way too much makeup, etc.

Both are problematic in the extreme, and both need to change how they feel about their appearence.

It needs to be a balancing act. I want a girl who is clean on a regular basis, perhaps uses a touch of makeup to charming effect, dresses sexy and feminine yet still very classy(I'm extremely into long skirts and dresses, so this isn't hard for a girl with class), etc.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

It's a question of being self-aware; many are self-aware, while many are not. Weight has no influence on self-awareness.

There are people in every walk of life that don't comprehend how they look or act.

i agree

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You sound like one dillusional asshole. Mind telling me what makes you worth while? Bitter is what it sounds like. Maybe cut your dick off and go live in the mountains?

If a girl can handle my moods, I'm a catch. It's that simple.

But "cutting my dick off and living in the mountains"..? What type of suggestion is that? Why don't I just continue fucking skinny girls, avoiding fat girls, and acknowledging that bitches with lots of make up are hiding from the world. Sounds good? Good, because it does to me, and it involves my penis attached.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

God, how many people here need to remove their head from their ass?

Ooh, Ooh pick me.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

If a girl can handle my moods, I'm a catch. It's that simple.

But "cutting my dick off and living in the mountains"..? What type of suggestion is that? Why don't I just continue fucking skinny girls, avoiding fat girls, and acknowledging that bitches with lots of make up are hiding from the world. Sounds good? Good, because it does to me, and it involves my penis attached.

If you think you are a catch then you shouldn't be talking about girls "hiding from the world". You are basically hiding from your good sense by trying to proclaim, "I am too good for fat bitches or ugly bitches with makeup!". It's great that you found a hobby in fucking skinny girls. Too bad that shit isn't going to fix the obvious emotional damage dealt to you by your mother.

So just keep your little quirks or thoughts about what is right and wrong in this world to yourself, especially your observations about this thing called social interactions and the mentality behind people who you don't even fucking know.

Fat girls never realise that people laugh at them. Even when you point and laugh, whilst yelling, "FATTY!" to their faces.

^Are you like fucking 10? You immature prick. Lord, guys like you fuck up all girls for the rest of us. This is why girls are so fucking stupid when it comes to relationships. Like fishing with dynamite and destroying everything in the process.