How am I supposed to feel? She did tell me about it, but...hmm... thoughts?

You never masturbate when she's not around?

Anyway, tell her to go get a job. That'll show her.

This is a good thing, unless it's a very large, black vibrator.

As long as you still fuck her when you get off work don't worry bout that dildo, and make sure its smaller than you

I use a vibrator when no one's around.. Hell, even when he is around. I'm sure you masturbate..

with his hands... not with a fake pussy bought at a stupid sex store!

But yea tell her to go get a job

I aghree with telling her to get a fucking job.

Bitch shouldn't be ain't doing shit when other people have to fucking goddamn work tell her ass to get the fuck off the couch and do something

Oh dear, I think its time someone filled you in on some home truths.

Go strip off infront of a mirror. Think of something sexy.

You erect?

Good, now compare your cock with THIS (http://tinyurl.com/2xqf6n).

See the problem?

Your cock isn't shiny or glitzy. It has no sparkly bits, no shiny revolving balls. It has no added clit attachment. It is not formed by nature to be able to hit her Gspot.

And to cap it all she can keep it in a drawer and just get it out when SHE wants it... because it isn't attached to YOU.

Face it Son, you've been out evolved by a bit of plastic.



*pats your shoulder and buys you a beer to cry in*

Don't worry about it. A bit of shaking plastic has nothing on true sexings (unless of course you're a horribly pathetic lover)

Girls use vibrators all the time; a few easy examples are while you're in the shower and when you go get groceries.

It's not a bad thing, it brings her pleasure.

It makes me smile, because vibrators are loud and you can hear them from other rooms. It's especially funny when you're in a dorm.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Oh dear, I think its time someone filled you in on some home truths.

Go strip off infront of a mirror. Think of something sexy.

You erect?

Good, now compare your cock with THIS (http://tinyurl.com/2xqf6n).

See the problem?

Your cock isn't shiny or glitzy. It has no sparkly bits, no shiny revolving balls. It has no added clit attachment. It is not formed by nature to be able to hit her Gspot.

And to cap it all she can keep it in a drawer and just get it out when SHE wants it... because it isn't attached to YOU.

Face it Son, you've been out evolved by a bit of plastic.



*pats your shoulder and buys you a beer to cry in*Wait, is it a problem if my cock *does* look like that (sans the buttons, of course)?

No big deal but just like everyone else said tell her to get a job. My girlfriends told me how she masterbates sometime except she just uses her shower head with the 9 differnt settings haha. Unless her vibrator is WAY bigger then your dick, your shitty in bed id say don't worry about it.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Girls use vibrators all the time; a few easy examples are while you're in the shower and when you go get groceries.

It's not a bad thing, it brings her pleasure.

It makes me smile, because vibrators are loud and you can hear them from other rooms. It's especially funny when you're in a dorm.

They aren't that loud. What the fuck? I mean seriously, if she's not using some sort of fucking jackhammer...?

Aha.

Some are loud.

I have a super powerful one that runs across the bed if you let go of it. I'm sure that can be heard through walls.

Jx

Rather a toy than the milkman.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Rather a toy than the milkman.

fo sho

You should confront her on the issue and tell her something remeniscant of the following ...

"If you want to have fun with a big loud vibrating peice of plastic why not try pusing the hoover around my place"

she will feel comforted and love you forever ... probably

quote:Originally posted by oinkthepig:

with his hands...

I don't like using my hands to masterbate. My fingernails are so long I'd probably scratch up my insides.

And I don't think it was mentioned whether or not she had a job, he just said 'while he was at work'.

i am jealous

I WANT ONE TOO

At least she told you about it, so it's not like she was trying to hide it.

Wait I just thought of something did you ask her about this or did she just randomly tell you? Because MAYBE she is trying to hint that she wants to bring sex toys into the realationship? Because it took a little coaxing for me to get my girl to admit that she playes with herself at times. As is the case with most girls ive known they never admit they will play with themselves so maybe she told you she uses a vibrator because she wants to bring it into sex with you?

quote:Originally posted by inverted:



"If you want to have fun with a big loud vibrating peice of plastic why not try pusing the hoover around my place"

she will feel comforted and love you forever ... probably

This wins today's "Jackketch wipes snot and coffee off monitor" moment .

You're bitching why?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

This wins today's "Jackketch wipes snot and coffee off monitor" moment .



I feel proud to be the reciepient of this phlemy award lol .

*raises trophy*

She's studying and working part time, I was the one who suggested toys in the first place, and suggested the vibrator (and others) that we got.

*shoves vibrator up self arse*

quote:Originally posted by unknown_aussie:

She's studying and working part time, I was the one who suggested toys in the first place, and suggested the vibrator (and others) that we got.

*shoves vibrator up self arse*

Edit: Vibrator is kept at my house and I told her not to use it unless I am there =[

quote:Originally posted by unknown_aussie:

She's studying and working part time, I was the one who suggested toys in the first place, and suggested the vibrator (and others) that we got.

*shoves vibrator up self arse*

dude you have to remember chicks think differently than we do. She needs love and attention and all that shit. She can't bitch about her problems to her vibrator... Oh wait you wanted something along the lines of supportive advice. Oops

So you don't want her to feel good unless you're there?

Don't be selfish.

Is it not hot to sit at work and think about your girl playing with herself while thinking of you? (If it is you she thinks of. Haha.)

If I where a guy, I would find it distracting, in the good way.

Chill out.

quote:Originally posted by PurplePuppy:

Is it not hot to sit at work and think about your girl playing with herself while thinking of you? (If it is you she thinks of. Haha.)

If I where a guy, I would find it distracting, in the good way.

Chill out.

QFT. Dude if you guys got the vibrator for use with each other but she can't please herself with it while your not there thats just selfish. But if I was you id think it was hot that she was getting off while I was at work. I love hearing how my girl gets herself off thinking about me while she uses her showerhead. But quit being selfish.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

but she can't please herself with it while your not there thats just selfish.Masturbation is usually done as an entirely selfish act. It's MEANT to be selfish. As in doing someone one enjoys.

So long as she isn't chosing masturbation over sex, and so long as she is still participating actively in sex.. I don't see the problem.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

but she can't please herself with it while your not there thats just selfish.Masturbation is usually done as an entirely selfish act. It's MEANT to be selfish. As in doing someone one enjoys.

So long as she isn't chosing masturbation over sex, and so long as she is still participating actively in sex.. I don't see the problem.



I guess I worded that wrongly. I meant its selfish of HIM. Not selfish of her to masterbate. And masterbation can be unselfish, if you do it in front of your partner because I know I would enjoy watching my girl go at herself a lot so she could do it for me and it not be selfish.

Buy a fleshlight and instead of fucking her fuck the fleshlight as you make out.

Tell her you don't believe she does that, and you'll need photo's emailed to you to prove it....

Seriously, guys fap with their hands cause we can. Girls normally need a dildo or something to fap. It's just how it works.

There is also this stigma surrounding girls and masturbation. It is assumed girls don't do that sort of thing. It is assumed guys do. Society is weird that way, I guess.

Just try to mirror your reaction to the reaction she gives you when you tell her you sometimes fap.

And remember those pics....lol