My female friend and I have both had our eyes on this fellow. I'm personally a fan of his tight grammar and hot buns. She likes him because he's Aryan (the crazy neo-nazi bitch.)

Anyways we entered ourselves into a constest. The first one to bang him is the winner. Whoever gets sloppy seconds is also a winner.

But do we all win in the end? I just have a little nagging voice in the back of my little nagging mind saying that it's not right to treat human beings like trophies.

Should I hit it like it's hot?

My appologies for yet another shit thread by captain_kirk.

If he gets it up, you aren't hurting him any.

Your friend will hit it first. She'll tell this HY that you have a mushroom growing on your parts and they will both blow you off.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Your friend will hit it first. She'll tell this HY that you have a mushroom growing on your parts and they will both blow you off.

Our one rule is that we can't trash-talk eachother.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

Our one rule is that we can't trash-talk eachother.

Oh of course. I mean why would a girl trash talk to keep a man?

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Oh of course. I mean why would a girl trash talk to keep a man?

It's just for the lulz man, just for the lulz. (and the hot sex)

Then tell him you are a Joo after the fact. For the lulz

Is grammar a methaphor? And maybe I'm way off here, but aren't the vast majority of North Americans descended from the Indian(ish) Aryan tribes?

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

Is grammar a methaphor? And maybe I'm way off here, but aren't the vast majority of North Americans descended from the Indian(ish) Aryan tribes?

Grammar is grammar. His sentence structure and spelling are fantastic and effortless, and he doesn't even need capitalization to pawn me completely in any argument I've ever had with him.

Most North Americans, (save for 'First Nations Peoples') are immigrants?

Well, yeah but mostly Europes toss offs. Regardless of ratios, I'd be surprised if you have a like of white people whereever it is you call your abode.

You're great, kirk. I support you in all your immoral endeavors.

Hook me up with the crazy neo-nazi bitch and I guarantee you'll win the contest. She'll be too distracted with Kikey's cock.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

Anyways we entered ourselves into a constest. The first one to bang him is the winner. Whoever gets sloppy seconds is also a winner.



As far as I'm concerned, you both lost long ago.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

As far as I'm concerned, you both lost long ago.

Hey?! I unnerstan' that this is just typical bored teen, small town behavior. What? You want them to be eyeing the local farm animals rather than each other?

How serious are you taking the contest?

Why not just do a three-way? That way every one wins at the same time!

Are you hot? Is your friend hot?

If yes to the above, he wins more than you do. Yeah, sure you got some from a hot guy, but he got to bang 2 hot girls!

Now, if no to one or all of the questions, expect to get none. But if you do, thats just fuckin cruel.

kirky,stop wasting yourself.

Come to the uk..

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Hook me up with the crazy neo-nazi bitch and I guarantee you'll win the contest. She'll be too distracted with Kikey's cock.

Hey Kikey's cock already has a crazy bitch!

Fuck his brains out!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

kirky,stop wasting yourself.

Come to the uk..

Now that's a plan.

Threesome....

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

My appologies for yet another shit thread by captain_kirk.No such thing.

well, IMO it's better to be used for sex than to be used for money

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

The first one to bang him is the winner. Whoever gets sloppy seconds is also a winner.

How can a girl get "sloppy seconds"???

I guess it's something to pass the time of day. Although, I think I'd wait to see if the first winner came down with an std before I'd go for it.

Actually, I think I'd prefer second. Think of everything you'd have to talk about by then. You just might get to know more about your friend than you wanted too. :P

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

Are you hot? Is your friend hot?





quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

Grammar is grammar. His sentence structure and spelling are fantastic and effortless, and he doesn't even need capitalization to pawn me completely in any argument I've ever had with him.



Apparently, her relationship is at least partly founded online, which hints that she has a harder time getting guys in real life. I'd guess she's plain at best, and around 20-30 pounds overweight.

Sweet Thquirrelfren'? You're in the general area so could you lay down a soundtrack for your contest? Now, yer no0t too distant from this station http://tinyurl.com/yw6vdt & I wonder how it applies or what other music is central to your schoolgirl drama?

I mean...does their music apply (I been lookin'/listenin' to some of the New Pornographers? Their last single just seemed too divorced from the reality of the groove, whereas? Their more recent stuff whacks me gone before I even know I'm hearing it?)

Schoolgrrls are apparently integral to the musics? Sure...people make the musics after the schoolgrrls are their peers?

It's not the same... Even if grrls had an automatic 'Rating Stamp' appear on their head when they were 30? You could see that so many were more or less than you figured?

Young vimmens...sour or sweet, are...why? So, what they dig or don't is...what it is...

Errrrrr...sumpin'?

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The two of you should sex him at the same time. That would be nice

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

Grammar is grammar. His sentence structure and spelling are fantastic and effortless, and he doesn't even need capitalization to pawn me completely in any argument I've ever had with him.

Most North Americans, (save for 'First Nations Peoples') are immigrants?

Dude, are you talking about me? Aryan, pwnage, grammar...

Let's go trophy fucking!

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Let's go trophy fucking!

<- Trophy

When Young Women Act Like Adolescent Boys II will be back soon

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Hook me up with the crazy neo-nazi bitch and I guarantee you'll win the contest. She'll be too distracted with Kikey's cock.

Your "wife" left you Rabbi? Can't say I blame her. You're unbearable, even on the internet.

quote:Originally posted by just a name:

Your "wife" left you Rabbi? Can't say I blame her. You're too real and too much of a man for this cowardly world of boys.

Motherfucking fixed, nukkah.

Fuck the UK it smells and there is no sun over there. Come to AUSTRALIA.

In their first year of uni my sister and a friend of hers had bets on 3 men. One neither of them managed to fuck because he was a virgin and waiting for the right girl.... but he was extremely flattered they had a competition on him. The other two my sister managed to fuck first and they were both also very flattered. So in my experience guys love it when you trophy fuck them.

GO KIRK!

GO KIRK!

YOU THE WINNER!

GO KIRK!

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Hey Kikey's cock already has a crazy bitch!

Fuck his brains out!

Actually, no he doesn't.

quote:Originally posted by Enset:

In their first year of uni my sister and a friend of hers had bets on 3 men. One neither of them managed to fuck because he was a virgin and waiting for the right girl.... but he was extremely flattered they had a competition on him. The other two my sister managed to fuck first and they were both also very flattered. So in my experience guys love it when you trophy fuck them.

I find you knowing this about your sister vaugley disturbing.

quote:Originally posted by just a name:

Your "wife" left you Rabbi? Can't say I blame her. You're unbearable, even on the internet.

Aww, you're sweet.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Aww, you're sweet.

The rabbi is cool, except when he talks about old kikeys cock. makes him sound like a deluded dirty old man fresh out of jail for sexual assault.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

Grammar is grammar. His sentence structure and spelling are fantastic and effortless, and he doesn't even need capitalization to pawn me completely in any argument I've ever had with him.

Shit, if only there were more girls like you in the world I'd be desperately trying to climb out from under a mountain of pussy.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

The rabbi is cool, except when he talks about old kikeys cock. makes him sound like a deluded dirty old man fresh out of jail for sexual assault.

*throws his freshly-used towel under the desk*

Didn't turn me on.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

I find you knowing this about your sister vaugley disturbing.

I know FAR more disturbing things about my sister. We're very close.... being both girls.... and only a year apart in age.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Motherfucking fixed, nukkah.

That made me feel dirty..

I won, and it was good.

You slut.

I wanted to get him first.

If you achieve the sweet gestation? Would you do me a favor honeybunny?

Name it after the ol' meister, k? Call it Moon Unit.

*prepares to lol when "crazy neo-nazi bitch" discovers that the "aryan" is just a russian jew*

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

I won, and it was good.



good?

or

GOOD!!!

no, sex is just an act of selfish pleasure, even if you are performing oral on your partner.

the thing you need to do though, is nail him first, because second place is just the first to lose.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:



good?

or

GOOD!!!

GOOD!!!!