I was just wondering has anyone ever fucked a pony, horse, dog, or dolphin, and I dont mean getting it up the ass im wondering if a man has ever stuck his penis in another animals vagina?

quote:Originally posted by psycho5885 v2.0:

I was just wondering has anyone ever fucked a pony, horse, dog, or dolphin, and I dont mean getting it up the ass im wondering if a man has ever stuck his penis in another animals vagina?

Just for clarification, would you call your mum specifically a dog, or just a beast in general? I just need to know before I answer.

TROLL

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Just for clarification, would you call your mum specifically a dog, or just a beast in general? I just need to know before I answer.

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quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Just for clarification, would you call your mum specifically a dog, or just a beast in general? I just need to know before I answer.

TROLL

You seem familiar do I know you from somewhere?

I need an actuall answer can I fuck a pony?

You're from Texas, don't you guys have entire ranchs dedicated to this kind of thing?

quote:Originally posted by howard_payne:

You're from Texas, don't you guys have entire ranchs dedicated to this kind of thing?

No thats illegal in Texas. Animal abuse.

[This message has been edited by psycho5885 v2.0 (edited 02-19-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by psycho5885 v2.0:

You seem familiar do I know you from somewhere?

Son? What are you doing on my Internets?

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Son? What are you doing on my Internets?

IM SORRY REVEREND!!!

quote:Originally posted by psycho5885 v2.0:

No thats illegal in Texas. Animal abuse.



I didn't realise it was legal anywhere...

yeah, it's not

Is anyone gonna confirm that a man can fuck animals in the vagina or not?

A man can fuck animals in the vagina or not.

Has anyone had experience doing this?

Give it a go if you want to dude. We won't stop you. You seem pretty keen.

I for one wouldn't, but there are probably things I do that you wouldn't.

Like FUCK AN ACTUAL HUMAN GIRL YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Ok - I'm better now.

Many times. It was good.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Many times. It was good.

Just make sure it's a female pony - you don't want people thinking you are gay or anything.....

Says who?

OK - make sure it's a male animal. Couldn't have people thinking you were straight.

Whatever floats your boat.

Well Im by the sea so there are only dolphins here. This one girl dolphin named flapper she sure has a nice vagina you would have lots of flapper fun with her. Though I didnt know there were dolphins in texas too bad for you.

What about fucking a dog?

Beastiality is legal in the state of Washington as long as the animal does all the work. That way the animal isnt doing something it doesnt want to, and therefore is not abuse.

Ha, anyone remember the thread about umop having his friend fuck her dog?

I once had thIS chick tell me I was hung like a pony!

And, NO...YOU CAN'T FUCK ME!