This girl wants me to have fone sex with her...ive never done this before, and i want to know what to expect. Basically, you ppl can help me by writing some bullshit story that i could tell her later on today...you want pix?

http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2205159509e994ebaa4hd4.jpg

[This message has been edited by brokenskateboard (edited 02-19-2007).]

1) it has to be real, that means you can't use a scripted conversation. Just flow with it.

2) Fix URL dumbass.

has doubts over image

I don't doubt the image. Quite believable.

Fuck phone sex, seriously. Look at that ass. LOOK AT IT. Go fuck her for real. MmmMmmMm...

I don't see myself ever having phone sex. I just can't talk dirty without sounding really stupid. I've practiced it and i just can't pull it off. My voice isn't very sexy i guess.

"So... You want me to shove this cock deep inside your pussy?"

Actually, I'm away from my girlfriend and I'm having problems with this too. She wants phone sex, I want it, but I have no idea how to do it. I've done it twice already, but the first time we were both inebriated (morphine for me and DXM for her) and it was somehow easier. The second time we both agreed wasn't very good.

I take it that this is a skill, a learnable skill. What are some things to keep in mind to improve the quality of phone sex? What things should I do and what should I not do?

I know that I've got to feel my own way in this matter, because you obviously don't know me or her, but I'm looking for general pointers.

Just start with "I put on my robe and wizard hat"

Or something like that. Guaranteed success.

Yeah, I can't do it either, neither do I find much very satisfying in it.. meh. Real sex FTW. Webcam at least, if you're not together *shrug*

quote:Originally posted by howard_payne:

"So... You want me to shove this cock deep inside your pussy?"

Trick is to tell 'em what you're doing, not ask.

1.) Put phone on vibrate

2.) Insert phone in anus

3.) Wait for a call

quote:Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:

Just start with "I put on my robe and wizard hat"

Or something like that. Guaranteed success.



bloodninja?

Yeah fucking right, you're gonna call and hear "Hello, you've reached the Tubgirl 24 Hour Phone Sex Line!"

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Trick is to tell 'em what you're doing, not ask.

This tactic works in real life too.