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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-02-18, 23:35 |
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 whats your weniers name
mine is monster
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2007-02-18, 23:36 |
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Pedro.
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2007-02-18, 23:37 |
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Alphonse
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2007-02-18, 23:37 |
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quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:
Pedro.
are you lookin for a pee fight
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#5
2007-02-18, 23:37 |
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penis, but i think it prefers to be called dick.
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2007-02-18, 23:41 |
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quote:Originally posted by project knikka:
are you lookin for a pee fight
PEE FIGHT!
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2007-02-18, 23:42 |
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S&A
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#8
2007-02-18, 23:43 |
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Napoleon
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#9
2007-02-18, 23:48 |
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quote:Originally posted by Mochyc:
Napoleon
Small with a superiority complex?
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#10
2007-02-18, 23:49 |
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Action Man
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#11
2007-02-18, 23:51 |
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Re: whats your weniers name
Mine doesn't have a name.
I've been told that this is weird.
Hell, I don't really even see it as mine.
It's just there.
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#12
2007-02-18, 23:55 |
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God's Dildo
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#13
2007-02-19, 00:06 |
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Bestmor Von Helvete
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#14
2007-02-19, 00:23 |
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project knikka
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#15
2007-02-19, 00:28 |
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George, because he's curious.
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#16
2007-02-19, 00:31 |
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Sir Knight Johnson Alexander Pwner the Twenty-Seventh.
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#17
2007-02-19, 01:34 |
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"Oh My God"
I didn't name it, but it's what my wife keeps on saying when she sees it.... so I guess thats his name....
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#18
2007-02-19, 01:38 |
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It's named after a James Bond.
'cause it likes to be shaken, not stirred.
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#19
2007-02-19, 01:45 |
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Mines name is Richard.
We just call him Dick.
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#20
2007-02-19, 01:53 |
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2007-02-19, 02:03 |
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Gigantor
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#22
2007-02-19, 02:03 |
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Colonel Jerard. I had to give him the rank of Colonel after my ex.
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#23
2007-02-19, 02:04 |
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I just refer to it as "my dick."
ie. "Do you wanna rub my dick?"
"Go more on the tip of my dick?"
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#24
2007-02-19, 02:05 |
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buddy-lee
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#25
2007-02-19, 02:07 |
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quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:
Holy FUCK...Does your wife know me?
I really hope not well enough to name your dick...
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#26
2007-02-19, 02:44 |
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Bartholomew
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#27
2007-02-19, 04:32 |
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quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:
I'm sorry Chumpion, I just couldn't resist that one. Thanks for being a good sport!
Dude, it was a good line. I'll pay it.
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#28
2007-02-19, 04:34 |
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Wombstretcher, the magnificent
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#29
2007-02-19, 04:56 |
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The General.
But lately I've been referring to it as "My Giant Squid."
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#30
2007-02-19, 05:07 |
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God.
My balls are Vishnu and Bhudda.
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#31
2007-02-19, 05:45 |
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i named my exes sir girthalot, and another one's mr. bojangles
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#32
2007-02-19, 05:53 |
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My penis + balls = Dick Dale and his Del-tones
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#33
2007-02-19, 06:44 |
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Fortinbras
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#34
2007-02-19, 09:56 |
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Rambo
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2007-02-19, 16:05 |
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I'm that man ->
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Jack the ripper.
- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
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#36
2007-02-19, 16:14 |
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Mr. Kip Greenhill
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#37
2007-02-19, 16:22 |
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Miguel.
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#38
2007-02-19, 16:28 |
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Cockermon.
"Cockermon, I choose you!"
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2007-02-19, 16:40 |
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Re: whats your weniers name
Oooh dear you said 'wenier' , there identifying yourself as a 12 year old American.
While your prepubescant penis may indeed resemble a wenier, I shall still have to close this thread to prevent you sinking further.
I have to be cruel to be kind otherwise you'll start saying things like 'OMG I made 2nd Base!!11'
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[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 02-19-2007).]
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#40
2007-02-19, 16:43 |
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Tres grande the penor.
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#41
2007-02-19, 16:49 |
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Re: whats your weniers name
Oh and btw its properly spelt 'Wiener' (as it comes from the Wienerwurst).
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#42
2007-02-19, 19:17 |
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Shorty
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#43
2007-02-19, 19:50 |
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The General
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#44
2007-02-19, 19:58 |
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my gf calls mine joey lol dunno why, lol i call it mini me!
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#45
2007-02-19, 22:44 |
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I call mine Sir Jonathan Mcdugle
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#46
2007-02-19, 23:49 |
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My boyfriend's is called The President.
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#47
2007-02-20, 00:03 |
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the one i ride is named captain willy-o. we're tight.
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#48
2007-02-20, 00:41 |
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The Sperminator.
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#49
2007-02-20, 01:12 |
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quote:Originally posted by leadspace:
George, because he's curious.
funny shit.
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#50
2007-02-20, 02:59 |
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The Matterhorn
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2007-02-21, 07:46 |
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sir thrusts-alot
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#52
2007-02-21, 13:47 |
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#53
2007-02-21, 17:52 |
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The Pride and Joy of Olmsted County has been known by many grand and appropriately divine epithets. Including:
- The Cretan Bull
- Miles Gloriousus
- Thor, Cock of Thunder
- "Oh, fuck!" (probably my favorite)
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#54
2007-02-22, 20:00 |
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Wooly Manmooth
My wife calls it "charles in charge".
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#55
2007-02-22, 20:36 |
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I call mine secret, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
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#56
2007-02-22, 21:18 |
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Willy.
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#57
2007-02-22, 23:15 |
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quote:Originally posted by chumpion:
"Oh My God"
I didn't name it, but it's what my wife keeps on saying when she sees it.... so I guess thats his name....
So you have warts?
** Deuce Omen
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#58
2007-02-23, 00:12 |
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Mr. Sugar Breeches
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#59
2007-02-23, 00:53 |
chumpion
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quote:Originally posted by DeuceOmen:
So you have warts?
** Deuce Omen
I prefer to call them ribs.... as in "ribbed for her pleasure..."
lol
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#60
2007-02-23, 01:20 |
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Danglin' Death
Hung Hero
Fire Hydrant(don't get sprayed)
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#61
2007-02-23, 02:46 |
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Stormin' Norman.
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#62
2007-02-26, 22:34 |
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Jerry.
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#63
2007-02-27, 08:14 |
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Romeo. Girlfriend's V is Juliet.
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#64
2007-02-27, 08:54 |
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lil' squirt ... for obvious reasons lol
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#65
2007-02-27, 09:23 |
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My cocks name is Dick.
My left nut is Leonard.
My right nut is Ralph.
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#66
2007-02-27, 10:03 |
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I usually find myself refering to it as Fucking Piece of Shit for various reasons. GF calls him Woodrow.
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2007-02-27, 12:57 |
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Tonka.
Because it's mighty big and mighty tough.
EDIT: spelling
[This message has been edited by PoPcOrN PeOpLe (edited 02-27-2007).]
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#68
2007-02-27, 13:07 |
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My ex used to call it big bob. I don't see the point in naming a part of my body it's like naming my nose or something, quite silly.
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#69
2007-02-27, 13:11 |
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quote:Originally posted by blankooie:
Mr. Kip Greenhill
ZOMG.
So I know where blankooie goes to high school now.
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#70
2007-02-28, 02:57 |
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i have named my bf's Waldo
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#71
2007-02-28, 03:47 |
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quote:Originally posted by Bodombabe13:
i have named my bf's Waldo
...because it's hard to find?
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#72
2007-02-28, 04:26 |
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quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:
...because it's hard to find?
no because he's red and white stripped and carries a cane dumbass
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#73
2007-02-28, 04:34 |
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quote:Originally posted by Bodombabe13:
no because he's red and white stripped and carries a cane dumbass
my my. what crawled up your ass and died?
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#74
2007-02-28, 06:17 |
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Mr. Twinky
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#75
2007-02-28, 07:46 |
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I call mine The Machine, there have been a fe woccasions whenit has lived up to its name...but mostly its an inside joke that at this point...im probably the only one that gets anymore...
on a less serious note:
Chevy...and in case i need to elaborate: "Like a Rock"
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2007-02-28, 11:00 |
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i call my boyfriend's 'jerry'. because he's a stand up sort of guy.
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quote:Originally posted by g0d00:
Jerry.
gulp. i wonder if they're the same jerry.
[This message has been edited by NoSkills (edited 02-28-2007).]
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#77
2007-02-28, 19:52 |
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Captain Jack Sparrow
seriously
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#78
2007-03-01, 01:19 |
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2007-03-01, 01:28 |
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General Gag'her
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#80
2007-03-01, 03:04 |
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Pepe le pu
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#81
2007-03-01, 03:38 |
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Little Nicky
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#82
2007-03-01, 03:43 |
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I like to call it my ding-dong or yo-yo.
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#83
2007-03-01, 03:55 |
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quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:
my my. what crawled up your ass and died?
waldo :]
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#84
2007-03-01, 03:58 |
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Judge Judy.
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2007-03-01, 04:03 |
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quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:
ZOMG.
So I know where blankooie goes to high school now.
Hey you went/go to UA too?
Its a great name - if someones messing with me or just being a little bitch I act like I'm about to whip him out and say "Let me give you a lesson from Mr. Kip Greenhill.."
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2007-03-01, 07:16 |
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The Octagon
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2007-03-01, 16:16 |
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Decided to name him Bill in middle school.. true story, except he asked for a name changed after that stupid movie came out.
Now he is known as Mini Me.
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2007-03-01, 16:32 |
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Mr Happy.
Call my wife's girl part Ms. Happy
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2007-03-01, 16:57 |
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The Punisher
Jimmy
or The Salami
"oh put your big salami in my mouth"
meh im Italian...
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2007-03-01, 21:05 |
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lol Dickie Smalls
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2007-03-01, 21:08 |
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No dude.
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#92
2007-03-01, 21:09 |
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Chongo the magical pizza boy.
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#93
2007-03-01, 23:52 |
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Great White
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2007-03-02, 06:24 |
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Vicious
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2007-03-04, 18:42 |
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i haven't named mine yet. suggestions por favor.
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2007-03-04, 19:19 |
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quote:Originally posted by money and fire:
i haven't named mine yet. suggestions por favor.
spartacus
mine = kong
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2007-03-04, 19:25 |
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Archive!
Anyways, mine is named Cthulhu.
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