Okay, so I stop in at the local Pizza Hut, (which just reopened after a devastating fire,) after spending about four and a half hours at the gun range. I'm there with my mom and dad and my nephew. I see the waitress approaching our table, and my jaw almost dropped to the floor. As it was, it hit the table. I was astounded. Cute face; awesome, shiny hair; in my estimation a large B-cup set of tits, (possibly C,) an incredibly cute little butt, and braces which managed to look good on her.

Anyways, during the whole meal, all I could think about was how I was going to get her phone number. As I sit there pigging down a large pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and onions, I see her walking out the door of the restaurant, keys in hand. Helpless, I watched in horror as she strolled through the door, offering "good byes" to all the drooling males that worked with her. I choked on my scrumptious pizza as the glass and metal door slammed shut on all my hopes and dreams. I sat incapacitated in the inside seat of a restaurant booth, unable to even leap up and run after her before she drove away in a dusty Honda Civic.

Anyways, I'm on a four day weekend, but next Tuesday when I'm on my way to the community college, I'm stopping in to get her phone number. My only dilemna is this: What if, when I walk in, I don't see her? What should I say when the hostess tries to seat me? Any advice, or typed dialogues would be awesome. I just don't want to end up sounding like an idiot. "Umm... she was average heighth, awesome ass, braces... Does anyone like that work here?" I don't think that would go over to well...

Now, don't worry, I'm definitely not a pussy or loser with girls, so I can pull off just about anything. I never have any problems getting numbers, (or a date, etc.) but this situation is a little different. I'm in fucking uncharted territory, man... Who goes back to a Pizza Hut in a desperate attempt to describe some hot chick that works there, and then try to get her phone number? I do!! But only because she is REALLY fucking hot...

Well I don't really know how the shifts work but I'd go at the same day next week at the same time and logically she'd be working, assuming the shifts are the same every week. She'd be just getting off work, you could catch her at the door and maybe work from there without interference. Or just go a bit earlier and you try when she serves your meal

Failing that, hide behind her car and shove her in your trunk when she gets off work

[This message has been edited by Pilsu (edited 02-18-2007).]

you could go back to have another meal(and to see her) and mabey you will see her then, if not, eat there again until you do

idio

Well, since you said you knew what kind of car she drove (a "dusty Honda Civic"), why can't you just drive by the parking lot and see if you see it?

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

Well, since you said you knew what kind of car she drove (a "dusty Honda Civic"), why can't you just drive by the parking lot and see if you see it?

BRILLIANT!! This is why you're my second favorite mod. Actually, since FC made the depressing deicision to leave, I guess you've become my favorite!

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

Well, since you said you knew what kind of car she drove (a "dusty Honda Civic"), why can't you just drive by the parking lot and see if you see it?

It could come off as creepy if the employees see him drive around there often and just leave when the car still isn't there. Assuming he doesn't catch her car early and has to go back several times

And why would the car be dusty if she uses it to get to work every day?

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

It could come off as creepy if the employees see him drive around there often and just leave when the car still isn't there. Assuming he doesn't catch her car early and has to go back several times

And why would the car be dusty if she uses it to get to work every day?

It was the kind of "dust" that shows up on a white vehicle if its been driven through mud puddles and had water sprayed all over it while driving on the freeway during rain, etc. Don't worry about the creepy aspect though. The restaurant is on a main street, so I would just look like all the other traffic driving by...

quote:Originally posted by leadspace:

since FC made the depressing deicision to leaveWhaaaaaat?!?! Fullcircle left? When? Why?

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

Originally posted by leadspace:

since FC made the depressing deicision to leaveWhaaaaaat?!?! Fullcircle left? When? Why?

I don't know why, but he's leaving like right now. Heres the Fullcircle tribute thread (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/330162.html) According to Meta, who I don't trust, its not anything about Totse, its actual real life problems. Ask your fellw mods what happened?

close one of these duplicate threads.

quote:Originally posted by leadspace:

I don't know why, but he's leaving like right now. Heres the Fullcircle tribute thread (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/330162.html) According to Meta, who I don't trust, its not anything about Totse, its actual real life problems. Ask your fellw mods what happened?

I can't read that thread, because it's in SG and I burst into flames whenever I attempt to enter that abomination of a forum.

So I just emailed the nig directly.

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

It could come off as creepy if the employees see him drive around there often and just leave when the car still isn't there. Assuming he doesn't catch her car early and has to go back several times

And why would the car be dusty if she uses it to get to work every day?

It's gonna come off creepy when a random guy who she's never met comes in and asks for her phone number.

Time to start pursuing your love of pizza.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Time to start pursuing your love of pizza.

What, by NOT going to pizza hut?

pizza hut employed you to infiltrate totse and advertise for them, DIDN'T THEY!!

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what's next? the service was great? good prices too!!??

fuck. i feel like pizza...

[This message has been edited by Pseud0nym (edited 02-18-2007).]

Ach.

Well at least you didn't hit on her during a family meal.

Seriously.

Least sexy situation ever.

Plus, if she's a good looking waitress she gets people perving on her all the time. Be nice, be natural, be different. And don't hit on her when you're out with your family! By God!

Jx

shiny hair eh? *gasp*

"Mom, can we go to Pizza Hut for supper. There's a waitress there that's really hot and I want to get her phone number, or at least stare at her while I eat."

Number one rule of hot girls:

They ALWAYS have boyfriends.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Number one rule of hot girls:

They ALWAYS have boyfriends.

Number two rule of hot girls:

They are ALWAYS whores and will go out with you anyway.

Just go for it man, remember the whole "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take". I went for one that worked at a bagel store in my city. She said no, but at least I can sleep at night.

This all sounds very stalkerish to me. When I worked at a restaurant, if people came in looking for a specific server over and over, they were banned.

Maybe you are just hiding your love of pizza fucking?

Heh...

Ive worked in the same job for years, and have had many a hot female co-worker.

Ive seen them get calls from customers who saw them and wanted to find out if they're single or if they'll go on a date.

Ive also seen people come up and randomly ask them for their number while they're working.

Not once has this worked... ever.

What you want to do is set yourself apart from all the other guys that hit on her - if she's that good looking, you'd just be another dude.

Put yourself in her shoes for a little while. She could have almost any guy she wanted. Why would she want you?

Most guys aren't funny, witty and sexual up front - if you can get that combo right, you'll have your best chance.

Also, date other chicks. Seriously. If you focus on one, you'll crash and burn big time. You are the prize, remember, not her... Go out, sleep with/ date 5 other chicks, then go back to Pizza Hut in a couple of weeks. You'll be in a much better frame of mind.

You may even have fun - and it'll show...

"I sat incapacitated in the inside seat of a restaurant booth, unable to even leap up and run after her before she drove away in a dusty Honda Civic."



That was my favorite part.

Well stop by, if her car is there go in, if it's not, just forget about it. Don't start stalking her.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Number one rule of hot girls:

They ALWAYS have boyfriends.

Number one rule of confident guys:

They don't give a shit if the girl already has a bf. You replace him.

I have real life proof that this works. The last girl I dated, I thought I had no chance in hell to go out with her. She was captain of her high school cheerleading squad, a member of a competitive cheerleading squad, by far the most attractive girl in our school, and a fucking 4.0 student. (She's now attending an extremely exclusive college on the east coast.) I ended up dating her, and, although we never fucked, I got blowjobs and gave oral to her. Yes, I know that this post has degenerated into me bragging about my phenomenal skills, but it just goes to show: It never hurts to try asking someone out.

You sound like a total pussy.