http://www.ic.sunysb.edu/Stu/pip/

saw it on digg today. anyone know if this is a spoof, or is it legit?

Obviously fake.

I wish it was true , it would be a completely new era of shitty pick-up lines.

It would surprise me if it were true as i was taught that semen is a carcinogen itself! Which is why the advent of the pill has led to the massive rise in cervical cancers(apparently nun's don't get cervical cancer).

Hmm...

According to CNN.com, that article DID in fact exist on their web site back in October of 2003. It has since expired.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

It would surprise me if it were true as i was taught that semen is a carcinogen itself! Which is why the advent of the pill has led to the massive rise in cervical cancers(apparently nun's don't get cervical cancer).

This song came to mind after reading this:

Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python, Meaning of Life

DAD:

There are Jews in the world.

There are Buddhists.

There are Hindus and Mormons, and then

There are those that follow Mohammed, but

I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,

And have been since before I was born,

And the one thing they say about Catholics is:

They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.

You don't have to have a great brain.

You don't have to have any clothes on. You're

A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.

GIRL:

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground.

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:

Every sperm is wanted.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood.

MUM:

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,

Spill theirs just anywhere,

But God loves those who treat their

Semen with more care.

MEN:

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

WOMEN:

If a sperm is wasted,...

CHILDREN:

...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:

Every sperm is sacred.

BRIDE and GROOM:

Every sperm is good.

NANNIES:

Every sperm is needed...

CARDINALS:

...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:

Every sperm is useful.

Every sperm is fine.

FUNERAL CORTEGE:

God needs everybody's.

MOURNER #1:

Mine!

MOURNER #2:

And mine!

CORPSE:

And mine!

NUN:

Let the Pagan spill theirs

O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

HOLY STATUES:

God shall strike them down for

Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood.

im not sure but it DOES help with a sore throat im told

*goes into sick sisters room*

quote:Originally posted by GHS ANARCHIST:

im not sure but it DOES help with a sore throat im told

*goes into sick sisters room*

What a good brother you are!

Anyway...

I'm surprised noone has made a pill for women to take each day..... I could just imagine the factory floor of THAT place!