This random question was created in the depths of my mind today. What's your opinion/answer?

Dont be silly. Girls dont orgasm.

Yes.

While the girl orgasms; not after.

YES YES YES YES YES

Yes.

Here's what girls have taught me:

Rule #1: NEVER FUCKING STOP TILL I SAY YOU STOP.

Oh CHRIST YES!

right before the O, pull out and jack off over their belly. that'll teach em

depends on the girls i guess.

Here's a better question: Once a girl starts to orgasm, should you go into overdrive fucking mode? Like a jackhammer?

Or just keep the same pace that got her there?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Here's a better question: Once a girl starts to orgasm, should you go into overdrive fucking mode? Like a jackhammer?

Or just keep the same pace that got her there?

who cares man its not about the bitch gettin off its about you cummin in her pooter as fast as possible.

i think it will make the orgasm better if you keep on pumpin baby!

It's like hot potato... you just keep going and going and going and going until... POP she's done.

Sometimes it's slow, sometimes it's fast... but it keeps going...

You might think "Oh shit! It's gonna happen", but you're wrong... so you have to keep going and going. Even when you're getting bored or tired and you're start to ache... It's like a sports match... you have to keep up your endurance and MAINTAIN!! NO SLACKING OFF!! NO PAIN NO GAIN!!

Eventually, you might think, "Oh yea! I got this... hell yea... this is good... I'm doing good... Oh god this feels great! I'm the king of the world! I can do this all ni-"

"Ok, you can stop now."

?!??!?!

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

who cares man its not about the bitch gettin off its about you cummin in her pooter as fast as possible.

ur lyk 12 n neva even seen a pooter.

Srsly stfu.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

ur lyk 12 n neva even seen a pooter.

Srsly stfu.

no u stfu ive got so much pooter in my day so who kares that im only 12 lyk stfU

what kind of name is arquin anyways, more like Darquin Duck amirite? ya fuck u

im man enough to thrust 3 times, cum, and still have the guts to ask her if it was good for her

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

no u stfu ive got so much pooter in my day so who kares that im only 12 lyk stfU

what kind of name is arquin anyways, more like Darquin Duck amirite? ya fuck u

im man enough to thrust 3 times, cum, and still have the guts to ask her if it was good for her

You big man.

Only people who are insecure or terrible at reading girls ask if it was good for her.

Wait, let me put it in a way you can understand.

fuk u man.. im lyk 12 n a haf. so i gotz mor game den u,,, cuz im older den u by heaps. so in my day i learn mor shyt. UNDERSTOOD?

lol, three pump chump

^ You guys are so fucking lame.

INTERNET FIGHT. INTERNET FIGHT.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Oh CHRIST YES!

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

^ You guys are so fucking lame.

Coming from the guy who's sure he'd fuck his daughter if he had them?

LAWLZ.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Here's a better question: Once a girl starts to orgasm, should you go into overdrive fucking mode? Like a jackhammer?

Or just keep the same pace that got her there?

Some one answer. I'm curious and the question doesn't deserve it's own thread while this thread exists.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Some one answer. I'm curious and the question doesn't deserve it's own thread while this thread exists.

I also want to know.

As a guy I don't like it if a girl starts thrusting harder when I'm coming. I like her to keep at the same pace, THEN STOP.

quote:Originally posted by shiva:

SAME PACE FTW!, none of this jackhammer mode shit.

I agree. Especially if you get a "Don't stop", which usually means not to change a thing.

quote:Originally posted by the_inner_war:



You might think "Oh shit! It's gonna happen", but you're wrong... so you have to keep going and going. Even when you're getting bored or tired and you're start to ache... It's like a sports match... you have to keep up your endurance and MAINTAIN!! NO SLACKING OFF!! NO PAIN NO GAIN!!

Eventually, you might think, "Oh yea! I got this... hell yea... this is good... I'm doing good... Oh god this feels great! I'm the king of the world! I can do this all ni-"

"Ok, you can stop now."

?!??!?!



i read that laughed then choked on my own saliva for about a minute.

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

right before the O, pull out and jack off over their belly. that'll teach em

a true casanova

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

im man enough to thrust 3 times, cum, and still have the guts to ask her if it was good for her

This is seriously funny shit.

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

who cares man its not about the bitch gettin off its about you cummin in her pooter as fast as possible.

lol

edit: arquin you're gay

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quote:Originally posted by shiva:

SAME PACE FTW!, none of this jackhammer mode shit.

Someone should have told one of my block mates that in the first year of uni. Ened up waking the entire block up with the baning every time his gf visited, and had to pay EXTRA damages because of how much damage he did to the wall in his room.

Me and my girlfriend have reently clicked in the bed, it is fucking great, i want to be with her forever now.

just thought i would tell you kind folks.

quote:Originally posted by the_inner_war:



Eventually, you might think, "Oh yea! I got this... hell yea... this is good... I'm doing good... Oh god this feels great! I'm the king of the world! I can do this all ni-"

"Ok, you can stop now."



Haha! So true.

The stereotype of male premature ejaculation is giving way to one of not ejaculating at all.

I say, learn to please yourself, before learning to please your partner.

i like to take it out and slap it on her clit as she comes - just like in pr0n

well, when receiving oral, i like to hold their head down as i cum, while simultaneously yelling, while in climax, 'I HAVE HERPIES!' in a sick gratified way.

smooth.

Depends if she deserves it or not.

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

well, when receiving oral, i like to hold their head down as i cum, while simultaneously yelling, while in climax, 'I HAVE HERPIES!' in a sick gratified way.

smooth.

LOL

<SERIOUS ANSWER>

Depends on the girl, her mood, your foreplay methods, and about a thousand other things. Sometimes they don't want to cum, sometimes they want to cum several times.

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<NOT SO SEWIUS ANSA>

She starts cumming as I slide it in.... slows down a little as I slide it out.... she starts again as I slide it in....

I tell you, 5 minutes of that, she's just about ready to pass out, and then she'll make me the best damn apple pie eva!

An interesting technique I learned a while ago is where you are doing her from behind, and just before she cums, whisper gently in her ear "your sister is soooo much tighter than you". Makes your orgasm so much better (if you can stay in...)

<NOT SO SEWIUS ANSA>

Depends on a girl. Last girlfriend one orgasam and she's all sensitive like a guy is.

Current girlfriend got off four times before I got there a few nights ago. Crazy bitch.

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

well, when receiving oral, i like to hold their head down as i cum, while simultaneously yelling, while in climax, 'I HAVE HERPIES!' in a sick gratified way.

smooth.

I am far too paranoid about having my dick ruptured by biting to try that.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

YES YES YES YES YES

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Yes.

Here's what girls have taught me:

Rule #1: NEVER FUCKING STOP TILL I SAY YOU STOP.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

YES YES YES YES YES



I'll remember that.

^ Uh oh, Chelsea's got another stalker!

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

im man enough to thrust 3 times, cum, and still have the guts to ask her if it was good for her

Hilarious!

With an ex girlfriend, I had to stop completely as soon as she started orgasming. She said it felt better with me still inside her, but if I moved for about 10-15 seconds she would go crazy and almost hit the ceiling. Same if I was getting her off with my hand, as soon she was there I stopped or got hit with the closest thing.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

^ Uh oh, Chelsea's got another stalker!





Well, she is rather hot

Unfortunatly she's on another continent, so I'm kinda' restricted to just making the odd suggestive comment.

Yea just keep going at the same pace. Like Arquin said DONT STOP UntIL she says stop and if she says stop STOP. Because like someone else said if I don't stop when she says stop she might hit because she gets so sensitive after shes orgasmed that she can't take it. Which I have the same thing sometimes she will try to keep going down on me after ive cummed and its to much and I have to push her away.

Im thinking the Gojeero guy was joking you retards.

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

right before the O, pull out and jack off over their belly. that'll teach em

I loled

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

right before the O, pull out and jack off over their belly. that'll teach em

Haha, fucking genius! Made me laugh outright for quite awhile

Gojeero wins this thread.

I seriously lol'd thrice in this thread, something I have never, IIRC, done before.

+∞ for him.

-Angus

quote:Originally posted by Strakynyar Krongoth:



Well, she is rather hot

Unfortunatly she's on another continent, so I'm kinda' restricted to just making the odd suggestive comment.

Indeed, she is very attractive. But yeah, again, different country and all....

quote:Originally posted by the_inner_war:



Eventually, you might think, "Oh yea! I got this... hell yea... this is good... I'm doing good... Oh god this feels great! I'm the king of the world! I can do this all ni-"

"Ok, you can stop now."

?!??!?!

that pisses me off, my girl does it every time.. we both like to smoke, and after a nice bowl or two we're both feeling a little horny. next thing we know we're hot and heavy, and she ends up getting off 4 times, while I cum not one single time.... from 11 pm to 6 am I did not cum once. WHAT THE FUCK? and then she says that was good, night babe!

quote:Originally posted by outsmartyouwithignorance:

that pisses me off, my girl does it every time.. we both like to smoke, and after a nice bowl or two we're both feeling a little horny. next thing we know we're hot and heavy, and she ends up getting off 4 times, while I cum not one single time.... from 11 pm to 6 am I did not cum once. WHAT THE FUCK? and then she says that was good, night babe!

So, curious, do you stay on point the whole time or do you space out/think about other things because you're high?

I've smoked once before and I don't even remember what was on TV.

Darquin Duck hahahah. That was the best thing in this thread.

quote:Originally posted by outsmartyouwithignorance:

that pisses me off, my girl does it every time.. we both like to smoke, and after a nice bowl or two we're both feeling a little horny. next thing we know we're hot and heavy, and she ends up getting off 4 times, while I cum not one single time.... from 11 pm to 6 am I did not cum once. WHAT THE FUCK? and then she says that was good, night babe!

Oh god, that's harsh.

Your girlfriend is obviously a selfish lover/stupid cunt.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

OhhhhhhhhhhhhOhhhhohhhhohhh CHRIST YES!

Depends on the lady, a confident chick who knows what she wants in bed will let you know as you go

quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:



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